this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger
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MONGOLIA MENTION 🇲🇳 🇲🇳 🇲🇳
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Not to hit the hornets' nest with a baseball bat I think a certain people are hell bent on believing that Hamas didn't rape Israeli women on October 7 because they subconsciously think that the level of brutality in Gaza would be more justified if they had.
I know Hamas raped Israeli women on 10/7 and I still believe the level of collateral damage against Palestinian civilians is unacceptable and we should have a two-sided ceasefire with all hostages returned. But some people just lack the empathy to understand the nuance.
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"oh you're bi too? haha attracted to every woman and five men amiright" don't put words in my mouth. don't put your baggage on me. if you saw the men i wanted to fuck you'd hurl.
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new years party decor
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Nothing shuts down a bougie conversation like "well, when I was homeless—" Nothing. It's one and done. They are fucking taken out. The conversation is dead. Done.
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I genuinely don't get the concept of only liking one gender romantically. Like love is all abt how someone makes u feel and like??? Can only a guy have this personality?? Like? Can't anyone say and do things that make u feel warm inside no matter what they say they are? Please report back immediately.
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Or sth like that
I want to be an elf who lives in a snowy forest deep in undiscovered territory and one day a human stumbles upon the forest and gets lost in it and I watch from afar, and although I am meant to report any such incidents to my clan, I hold back for some reason, and one day they discover me and try to attack me but I beat them and they are so in awe of my power that they ask me to join them in their quest so I agree and we go on to slay a dragon together and plunder it's gold and then we live together, travelling the mortal realm in it'd beauty, but while they grow old I forever remain the same, and one day they pass away and in my sorrow and misery I return to the forest whence we met and spill my own blood on the land, corrupting and polluting it with a curse born of the strongest type of hatred - love
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I want to be an elf who lives in a snowy forest deep in undiscovered territory and one day a human stumbles upon the forest and gets lost in it and I watch from afar, and although I am meant to report any such incidents to my clan, I hold back for some reason, and one day they discover me and try to attack me but I beat them and they are so in awe of my power that they ask me to join them in their quest so I agree and we go on to slay a dragon together and plunder it's gold and then we live together, travelling the mortal realm in it'd beauty, but while they grow old I forever remain the same, and one day they pass away and in my sorrow and misery I return to the forest whence we met and spill my own blood on the land, corrupting and polluting it with a curse born of the strongest type of hatred - love
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this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if you’re able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.
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yeah you're "punk" but are you normal about deformed people?
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Icarus bumping into someone and dropping a jar full if white sutuff: oh no! My apolojizz
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Some of y'all will post "be gay do crime" and then clutch your pearls the second someone does drugs or shoplifts. Fuckin' posers.
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