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So like is there any particular reason why we’re not talking about this deleted scene from Executioner’s Song or

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Dean Winchester is saved.

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“i didn’t play it like that” this and “i didn’t play it like that” that. here’s the thing, i don’t think my guy jackles understood that when he said that he left us all with two choices; either he lied for whatever reason and did play it like that or OR he really didn’t play it like that and jensen ackles wanted to fuck misha collins so bad it made dean winchester look stupid

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let's not forget what got us here. misha's lack of toxic masculinity on a toxic hypermasculine set. aaand jensen's desire to fuck the new guy.

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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

#spn #he's bi but cw too scared to make it canon

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insp.

#spn #destiel #i want this comic carved into my soul with a jagged rock

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i forgive you. i love you.

#spn #destiel #they either makes me the giddiest giggly bitch ever or wanna k*ll myself there's no inbetween

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#spn #destiel #i like them a normal amount #*visibly shaking and foaming at the mouth* #very normal.

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#spn #destiel #kicking my feet i love them so much

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spn timeloop episode where castiel! is stuck in a timeloop and the day starts off fairly normal. he and dean go on a grocery run, jack is eating breakfast when they get back, sam and eileen are on a run together and boom. dean dies to a piano and sam blows up and jack is assassinated and eileen dies by association. day resets. he goes through 50 of the same. he fucks dean on day 23 and he dies by too much dick in his ass. he fucks sam on day 34 and he dies by a lighting strike during it. he respects eileen and gives her a firm handshake and she dies by a shark attack. he eventually saves them all and life continues! cas pretends it never happened

#spn #im sorry #but im start laughing my ass off when cas start make out with dean at day 23 #and HE DIED because too many dick at his butt

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Love is real y'all 😭😭

#spn #i feel like i’m not mentally or emotionally stable enough to watch this scene when i finally get to season 15

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Save me butch dean winchester from supernatural save me....

#oh my god #im still struggling with my sexuality/if im in the ace spectrum or not but good god please punch me in the face ma'am #she can floor me with the impala and i would thank her #spn

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Still funny that spn s4 framed the difference between Sam and Dean as:

This is Sam Winchester, Boy King of Hell(tm), true vessel of Lucifer, who is fated to go dark side and fight on the side of hell, and he has a demon, Ruby, that he has a strangely romantic and sexual relationship with

Meanwhile, this is Dean Winchester, the Righteous Man(tm), true vessel of Michael, who is fated to fight on the side of heaven, and he has an angel, Castiel, that he has a [REDACTED]

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I think getting insulted by Sam would genuinely kill me. Like some of the silly college boy insults he gave were actually insane. What do you mean Sam told Dean that he was "like the rat from the experiment that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies". How do you even respond to that. You can't. He's won.

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That one time Lucifer confirmed Destiel and Dean’s feelings for Cas

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version of spn where dean is openly bisexual the entire time and definitely fucks a priest during a job and sam is does his judgmental little "dude" and dean is like "i already went to hell once man,, what's the worst that could happen" and everytime there's a new bad guy or apocalypse sam is like "this is bc you fucked a priest" and eventually he says it in front of Cas who does his little squint and head tilt and just

"You what?"

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Missed opportunity to have Castiel try to communicate with Dean again using his Trueform except this time, it actually works because 1) Cas has healed Dean enough times for his Grace to recognize Dean, and 2) with Cas' Grace depleting as it is, it wouldn't do as much damage as, say, make Dean's ears bleed, like the last time it happened.

And then Sam walks into the room, that's still shaking and breaking from the power of Cas' voice, and he's fucking decimated he's on the floor yelling what the fuck is happening while Dean's sitting on the bed, mid-laugh because Cas just said the funniest shit ever or something idk he's whipped.