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#FUCK OFF #funny #memes

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#this is so bad but unfortunately I am amused #Tetris #funny

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Nederlanders, welk niveau deed/doe je op de middelbare school?

Vmbo basis

Vmbo kader

Vmbo gemengde leerweg

Vmbo theoretische leerweg (mavo)

Havo

Vwo Atheneum

Vwo gymnasium

Anders

Dit bestond niet in mijn tijd/geen Nederlander/zie resultaat

#VWO IS EEN DING #EXACT DEZELFDE WAARDE WAAROM SPLITSEN WE DIT #(^trauma van docenten die gymnasium studenten voortrokken terwijl de enige #reden dat ik geen gymnasium deed was dat dat pokkever rijden zou zijn als een 13 jarige) #(ver als in een uur ipv 5 minuten) #polls #nederlands #the Netherlands

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Average female height in Europe.

by land_geist

#*points at all of europe* “tiny! #hzo ben ik langer dan gemiddeld trouwens ik dacht dat 173 de gemiddelde lengte was? #Europe #maps

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Do you know the dwelling(s) either of your parents grew up in?

Yes, I live(d) there

Yes, I’ve been inside it

Yes, I’ve seen it from the outside

Yes, I’ve seen it in a photo

No, I have never seen it

#my dad’s yeah I’ve been there a LOT #my mom’s I don’t even know if I actually saw it irl #it’s possible we drove past once #I have been inside my grandma’s childhood house though #polls #about me

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Hou je van vanille vla? Ja/Meh/Nee

#vanille vla met aardbeien love of my life #polls #nederlands #Dutch #food

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the wandering painter, part one

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#oh pretty #art

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Anyway did anyone watch Jendrik’s new music video it’s so unhinged

#I wouldn’t necessarily say I liked it but I was crying from laughing too hard #which makes it real art imo #it created complicated feelings in me lol #jendrik #the song is shut me down btw #go look it up #I mean you (yes you reading this) probably haven’t seen it it has 348 views

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greetings from Earth 🌍 there's no place like home!!

#oh I like this #art #Earth day

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*in a series that has previously all been written by one person

#easily the top #if it sucks I can put it away #and that’s the same situation as the bottom #if it doesn’t suck I get a book with characters and in a world I already like #and like yeah that might not be how it was supposed to end but you can see it as an interpretation y’know #however this should only happen with permission from the author #or like after the work entered the public domain #part time booklr #books #reading #polls #I don’t see a downside to this tbh #only if it is written shittily when there would have been an author out there who would have written it better #because than that other author might not get the chance so #but then that’s still counting on wanting another book #but unfinished series are also valid #because that gives you so much space to form your own interpretations

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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

#yes but the weather is too often shitty to actually do it a lot #I have had lunch outside though but only a few times each year #the Netherlands #school

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#I mean I love &Juliet but come from away was amazing #I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again #Dutch production my beloved #best musical world cup #musicals #polls

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hmm no wikipedia i didn't know that. i mean that's pretty high praise tho how impressive could it beOH GODDAMNIT IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

#okay this was good #videos

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reblog after voting please!

#hey more non us votes than us votes nice #polls

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#ohh good tips #I do try to add it to any pictures I post myself but it is sometimes so hard #alt text #accessibility

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ik moet dit kwijt. Er is mij iets bizars overkomen en ik ben benieuwd hoe anderen zouden reageren.

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Ik loop de jumbo uit en ik zie een jongeman met een fietsslot strugglen.

Ik zeg: goh, ben je nou een slot aan het doorknippen op klaarlichte dag?

Hij: ja, ik dacht dat het vast veel verdachter zou zijn als ik dit in het donker zou doen.

Ik: goh, slim! Daar heb je wel gelijk in

Hij knikt.

Ik: mensen zouden zomaar denken dat je een fiets aan het jatten bent joh.

Hij: ja, ik wil niet dat de politie gebeld wordt.

Ik: nee snap ik. Maar ik denk dat ik toch de politie ga bellen.

Hij: hoezo?

Ik: dit is namelijk. MIJN FIETS.

Hij is 'm toen geboekt en ik ben naar huis gefietst.

Uhm vraag. I guess.

Had jij deze man aangesproken?

Ja sowieso

Ja als het mijn fiets was.

Nee, ik had politie gebeld

Nee, ik had een winkelmedewerker of beveiliging gehaald maar geen politie.

#hahahahha #lekker bezig anon #ik was wss wel gestart met hè wat doe jij met mijn fiets #maar had hem zeker aangesproken als het mijn fiets was #bij een andere fiets idk wss niet? #nederlands #polls

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Hypothetical Scenario: You are a married, upperclass woman living in the Regency Era. You live in the same town as all of Jane Austen's male characters (the female characters are not relevant to this scenario). Your sister has sent her daughter to come stay with you as she is now out in society, and therefore looking to be exposed to potential suitors

Context: This is not to say that your niece is a shoe-in for any particular match, but just that you would be most inclined to encourage this one. We'll say that while you and your sister's families are doing well financially, your niece does not have a massive dowry

#Charles Musgrove because he has some money and is nice and has a nice family #and is not that much older as some of the men #like I know that was more normal back then but I still think it would be better for all parties if they’re a bit closer in age #polls #jane austen