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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers
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Spread this shit like wildfire.
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My contribution
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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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Go to the corner and think about what you just said
oh my god sokka rly just accepts zuko as a friend right away? he immediately just starts roasting him with jerkbending and his little dragon dance bless
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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She thinks realistic hands are neat, didn’t you read the caption?
anyone else like knives but like. not in an edgy way. like i’m not trying to b threatening or anything i just like the unique designs of them and the cool smithing work that’s gone into them. idk.
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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WHY IS THERE FOUR HANDS? AMERICA, E X P L A I N
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[Image Description: Three hands shaking. One is labeled ‘Aces’, one is labeled 'Non-binary folk’, and one is labeled 'Bisexuals’. The handshake is labeled 'purple’.]
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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Even the ones in the passenger seat
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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Why people
Why are straight people like this
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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~@~Iroh’s Lightning Redirection~@~
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*A spell to reflect/ direct negative energies and magic away from you based on Iroh teaching Zuko to shoot and redirect lightning*
What You Need
A wand, a stick or a long piece of clear quartz or Selenite (as a detoxifier, an energetic director/ balancer, and vibrational dampner)
A purifying or cleansing incense (I use sage, but not everyone likes the smell of sage.)
A room with plenty of natural light
A glass of water
What To Do
Prepare yourself and the space you will be working in. Meditate, ground, center, cast a circle and call whatever powers, if any, that you work with. Arrange the above items in front of you.
If you know or feel that negative energies, vibrations or magics have been directed at you, sit in the sunlight comfortably, and allow the sunlight to warm you. Visualize and allow it to begin burning away the negative energies that have latched on to you. 
Light the incense and continue allowing the sunlight to warm you. Feel it, visualize it tearing holes in the web of negative magics that have surrounded you as it warms your skin. Smell the incense as it too pushes through the magic and energy and vibrations. Allow it to flow around you, cleansing you as it surrounds you instead of the negative energy.
Take the wand/ stick/ crystal and hold it with a point away from you. Visualize all of that negative energy coalescing. As it does, it sits at the point of the crystal or wand. Continue doing this, visualizing the light and smoke surrounding you instead, wrapping you in a cleansing shield of warmth, filtering out every bit of the negative into the coalesced point.
Close your eyes, still visualizing the above. Move the wand about yourself until every bit of the negative energy is collected. Hold the crystal/ wand with both hands now. Say “In the sun’s cleansing light, by the moonstone’s cleansing sight, let this darkened energy, be no more a part of me.”
Point the wand/ crystal away (I pointed mine out the window into the sunlight, so it could dissipate into the light) and visualize the collected negativity leaving. Visualize it like a dandelion being torn by the wind. Bit by bit being carried away until it is all gone and is no more. 
Sit and continue to allow the sun to warm you, the smoke and light working together to cleanse you. When you feel free of the weight of the magic or negative energy, drink the water, let it soothe and refresh you. 
I recommend showering after this, as a secondary cleanse from whatever residual energies and magic might still remain. 
I also recommend taking a long break after this kind of work and cleansing as it can be EXTREMELY draining!
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*This is not guaranteed to work. Depending on the magic or energy directed at you, you may need to use a different or even multiple methods to get rid of whatever energy and magic has attached to you.*
Good luck and happy casting witches!
M.G.
The Basil Druid
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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Winnie the Pooh Quotes I’ve used in Spells
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🍂 “The things that make me different are the things that make me.” // I’ve used this in a self love spell.
🍂 “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” // I’ve used this one in a spell that I did to protect my boyfriend when I’m traveling and far from home.
🍂 “You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” // I used this in a courage spell I did when I had to travel on my own for the first time.
🍂 “I was walking along looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn’t anymore.“ // I used this in a letting go ritual I did after completing some shadow work and making some self discoveries.
🍂 “You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” // I used this one in a manifestation spell.
🍂 “I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” // This one was actually used for a spell I did for a friend and their long distance partner.
🍂 “Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.” // I say this before meditating :)
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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Me writing at school: her eyes glistened, the sun bring out the good in her eyes, bright green as moss and speckled. Everything around us ceased to disappear, and we were left alone.
Me writing at home: Chloe’s eyes were green, and the sun in her face caused her to flinch
Me writing at night: The city was so full of light and life, colors everywhere looking like art. But people ran around from place to place like ants not taking in any of it.
Me writing in the daytime: The city was pretty but people just looked at their phone's.
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I’m waiting for tumblr staff to add their share
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anyone please ask your crush out like this
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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and it costs $5.00 to help the homeless
it costs $0.00 not to deadname someone
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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Oh my god I do exist
bisexual people exist reblog if you agree
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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This is now on my bucket list for boring rainy Saturdays
please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.
i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.
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zestychlorine-blog · 5 years
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You know who she’s not taller than?
Dallon Weekes
Ryan Ross
And get this; shes the same height as these two iconic peaches,
Beebo
And Gerard.
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bitch i’m cackling
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