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Season 15 Announcement Update:

I may have found a way. It won’t be tonight, but maybe tomorrow. Stay tuned.

#what a wild ride #love being at school where the cable SUCKS and i dont want to buy cbs all access #here we go again #cm season 15

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SEASON 15 ANNOUNCEMENT:

I will be unable to watch any of Season 15 until the end of January, so I may not be super active on here until then! Please bear with me!

#season 15 #criminal minds s15 #cm season 15

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this is the greatest tiktok ever don’t even try to disagree

#CRYING #criminal minds

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Reid: what does ‘take out’ mean?

Garcia: food

JJ: dating

Prentiss: murder

Reid:

Morgan: all three if you want to have fun

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If they hurt JJ, I will revolt.

#criminal minds #criminal minds season 15 #yes this is in reponse to the teaser trailer #ik theyre playing to our fears but still

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THANK YOU FOR 600 FOLLOWERS!!

I know I’ve been very sporadic about posting on this blog lately — school started up again for me and this semester has been so stressful already (but not all in a bad way)! Come January, I’m sure we’ll all me resurrecting the fandom once again, and I can’t wait to share that with y’all!

#600 followers #thank you!!

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unpopular criminal minds opinion: rossi has most of the greatest lines of the show, and no one can prove me otherwise

#honestly true #david rossi #criminal minds

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CAN I RANT ABOUT CRIMINAL MINDS FOR A SEC?

YES? OKAY. NO, WELL THEN SCROLL ON PAST BECAUSE I'M GOING IN!

I'M GONNA TOUCH ON ALL THE CHARACTERS WE HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED TO SINCE SEASON 6 EPISODE 4, KAY?

GIDDEON: THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE MYTH. SUCH A GOOD DAD-FIGURE AND A DAMN GOOD PROFILER TO BOOT. HE IS MANDY PATINKIN, INDIGO MONTOYA. SO YES, 15/10, GREAT GUY.

HOTCH: SERIOUS, BUT SOFT BOI. ALSO A GREAT DAD FOR THE TEAM, DRESSES NICE, AND IS VERY FOCUSED WHICH MEANS HE ALSO GETS A STAR FOR PROFILING. WAS A LAWYER, HARD JOB, GOOD MAN STILL. HAS A SON, JACK, CUTEST LITTLE MF EVER.

JJ: BEST GIRL, GREAT MOM FOR THE TEAM AND FOR HENRY, ALSO THE CUTEST MF EVER. GREAT STYLE, GREAT HAIR AND SPENCER IS TOTAL SUCKER AND SOFT BOI FOR HER. GOOD WITH WORDS, BETTER WITH SMILES. AMAZING AT KEEPING NOSEY REPORTERS MYTOB. (MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS)

SPENCER: OH, MY BOI. GREAT BOI, MUCH SMART. FANTASTIC HAIR AND PRETTY BOI FACE. SELFCONSCIOUS BABEY BOI. BEST LIL BRO ON THE TEAM. DID I ALREADY SAY MUCH SMART? IS NOT THE TROPE OF VERY INTELLIGENT, BUT NO FEELINGS. HAS SO. MANY. FEELINGS. HE IS A DOCTOR, AND WE ALL KNOW T.V. DOCTORS ARE HOT! TELL ME HE DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANNA HUG HIM ALL BETTER WHEN HE LOOKS SAD ON THE SHOW! ACTUALLY DON'T, I MIGHT FIGHT YOU. EVERYBODY CAN AND WILL FIGHT FOR HIM.

PENELOPE: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! MY SPIRIT ANIMAL! SUPER CUTE STYLE AND HAIR, ALWAYS. SUCH BUBBLINESS, MUCH SASS. HER RELATIONSHIP WITH MORGAN IS THE BEST. JUST, AHHHHHH. PRECIOUS TECHY BABEY, MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PENELOPE IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME, SO BONUS. GOLD STAR FOR COMPUTER HACKING SMARTS. JUST

...SHE IS THE GOLD STAR, OKAY?

MORGAN: WHERE DO I BEGIN? BEST MAN, OBV. NOT BEST BOI, BECAUSE NOT A BOI, MAN. HOT AF, AND FLIRTY ALL THE TIME. HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH GARCIA IS GOALS. HE IS GOALS. PROTECTIVE OLDER BRO TO SPENCE. BEST GUYS FRIEND. HE PROTECTIVE OLDER BRO FOR EVERYONE, IS HOTCH'S ILLEGITIMATE UNRULY SON. TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE. DON'T, I WILL FIGHT. CAN, WILL AND HAS FOUGHT FOR EVERYONE ON THE TEAM, ESPECIALLY SPENCER AND GARCIA.

ELLE: POOR GIRL. WAS BEST GIRL, BECAME SCARY GIRL AT THE END. FANTASTIC HAIR, A LITTLE OLDER THAN SOME OF THE TEAM, BUT STILL SMOKIN. SUCH SASS, MUCH WOW.

EMILY: ELLE 2.0, JK, KIND OF. BEST SOFT GIRL WHO USED TO WORK IN A THING TO PROTECT KIDS OR SOMETHING. WILL FIGHT FOR EVERYONE. JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO LOVE HER. BEST OLDER SISTER EVER. HAIR IS JUST GOALS. STYLE IS ON POINT.

ROSSI: BEST GRANDAD OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO THIS GUY. HE GETS A GOLD STAR FOR BEING AN AUTHOR WHO FINISHES WRITING THEIR BOOKS AND EVEN PUBLISHES THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT? HE GETS A WHOLE ASS GOLD MEDAL FOR THAT AND BEING A KICKASS PROFILER. TYPICAL GRUMPY GRANDAD THAT DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY GAMES UNTIL HE REMEMBERS HOW FUN GAMES ARE. (I.E DIDN'T WANNA BE A TEAM PLAYER TO START WITH, CUZ HE WANTED TO GO SOLO. GUESS WHAT PAL? NOW YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF ILLEGITIMATE GRANDBABIES AND THEY ARE ALL SUPER SMART AND ARE GOOD AT PROFILING.) DOESN'T GIVE UP. JUST KEEPS GOING.

THE TEAM IN GEN: HAPPIEST FUCKIN FAMILY EVER. GREAT FRIENDS, MUCH LAUGHS, AND SORROWS AND HUGS. SUPER SMART, EVERY ONE OF THEM. BEST BOIS AND GIRLS AND AHHHHH I JUST LOVE THEM ALL. A MILLION GOLD STARS FOR THE WHOLE TEAM TO SHARE!

Okay, I'm done now.

#this is...iconic #i feel many of these things too #criminal minds

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happy late birthday!!

Thank you!! 💕💕

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Okay y’all it’s my bday today and because the fandom is literally dead, let’s play a fun game!

Reblog this post with a picture of yourself that you love and something that makes you special! Let’s spread positivity ❤️

I’m Chloe, and something that makes me special is that I can spout off random facts about pretty much everything... it’s annoying to some, endearing to others, but I’ve embraced my nerd brain!

And here’s a pic of me at the beach with no makeup on (a big thing for me bc acne)... but body confidence and ice cream 🙌🏻✨

#personal #my bday #lets have fun! #spread positivity

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#awwww #diana reid gives me all the feels #seriously #diana reid #spencer reid #the love of my life

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Criminal Minds ( 03 x 02 )

#babies #spencer reid #jennifer jareau #the love of my life

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23, 70, 96

23. Have you ever met any celebrities!

Yes! Jonathan Groff (of Hamilton, Frozen, Glee, etc.) actually went to my high school, and our long-time middle school play director was who inspired him to act. Nearly every year, he comes and visits the middle and high school theater departments and talks to the students and gives us letters of encouragement before our shows! He’s such a cool dude. Not to mention that his mom regularly substitutes in our school district as a gym teacher, so I’ve literally had gym class with his mom before!

I’m now in college and taking an Age of Hamilton class this semester, and I’m really tempted to try and contact my old play director and ask her if she could send Jonathan to my school to speak to my class... because that would be snazzy.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No! But I’d love to! The ocean has always fascinated me, and I’d jump at the chance to do so!

96. How did you get your name?

For most of my mom’s pregnancy, my name was going to be Samantha. At the time, my mom was working as a substitute teacher, and got a long-term subbing job in this one classroom that had three Samanthas in it. Needless to say, she got very tired of the name, so she and my dad decided to change it. They didn’t know what they were going to name me until my mom read a book with a character named Chloe, and my parents fell in love with the name! Back when I was born, Chloe was not a super popular name... I was the only one I knew for awhile. But a decade or so later, and BOOM, suddenly it’s the number one baby name!

Thanks for asking! These are so fun :)

#asks #my asks

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15 & 52 for the ask thingy :) plus I Hope you have a really nice day 💛

15. Favorite Song?

My all-time favorite song is Dying in LA by Panic! At the Disco. I swear every time I hear it I have a transcendental experience... it is just so incredibly gorgeous!

52. Favorite food?

Okay... don’t judge me... but my favorite food is kind of ridiculous...

Green bell peppers.

I don’t know why. But I eat them like frickin apples. I adore them.

Thank you so much for asking, and I hope you also have a wonderful day! 💖

#asks #my asks

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Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

#why not 🤷🏻‍♀️ #not criminal minds but this blog is dead #this will force me to be on it lol #ask game #go for it!

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#MY SWEET BABY BOY #spencer reid #derek morgan #criminal minds #the love of my life

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I know all about you, Tim. You’re at the gym five times a week. You drive a flash car, you stink of cologne and you can’t get it up. 

#literally iconic #criminal minds #jason gideon