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I think my favorite experience with an American was when I said “I’m from Finland” and she said “Oh so do you speak Scandinavian?” and I swear to god nothing will ever surpass that moment

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how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

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do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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150513 / before sunrise.

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Maybe voldemorts face is flat because he ran into the worng pillar at the train station.

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The U S hates soccer and they never win the FIFA World Cup, like that kid that says “This game is stupid anyway” because he keeps losing.

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if australia can be in Eurovision why can’t america?

because we don’t like america and we have to hear from them every other day of the year

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‘So, what are your future plans?’

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how can a person be this cute

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PLEASE EUROPE MAKE HER WIN

christ estonia is fucking pretty

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austria looks like a really attractive squidward

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austria looks like a really attractive squidward

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If you don’t start your performance by rising out of a coffin then what is the Actual point

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So, I’ve only stanned Monsta X for like, a day, but what i’ve understood is this:

• Jooheon is a rap king while Joohonnie is aegyo master

• Shownu is The Appa™ (no, they really call him that)

• If Wonho doesn’t show up half naked in the M/V, then you are probably not watching a Monsta X video

• Hyungwon is a living meme but also a beautiful model

• Apparently I.M is the evil maknae? but? not really?

• Kihyun is the prettiest boy i’ve seen

• Minhyuk is just himself. There are no words to describe him

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I'll go on a huge unfollow spree. If I unfollow you don't take it personally my interests just have changed

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PLEASE PLEASE VOTE UNSYNC I BEG YOU

https://twitter.com/flirtaus/status/949115739990052864

#btsoutcast #outcast #bts

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it costs exactly $0 to focus on your own group