so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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why does getting constructive criticism from your professor on your work that you thought wasn't that bad still suck after so many years
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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run
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new strat
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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)
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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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the phrase “earn a living” is so vile and disgusting and evil
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omg i hate texting let me cut fruit for you
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its so much and its dishonest work
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
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insane no matter how shitty my day is coming on this side of the internwt always feels like home
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