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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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Listen it is absolutely essential to me that Shazam is the nicest, most friendly guy you’ll ever meet, and sometimes he’s a little funky but honestly nobody who can join the Justice League is a complete normal being. Meanwhile Billy is a feral little fuck who is, at all times, two seconds away from biting someone. But they’re the same person. This is important to me
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yami-kada · 2 years
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How Jason Todd Should Have Been Introduced to the BatFam
First Next>>
Batman, frantically putting in numbers and calling someone.
Batman: pickuppickuppickup
Dick Grayson, who just got got in bed after a long patrol, groaning.
Dick: Hello? Bruce, what's going on?
Bruce: Dick I need you to come home right now
Dick: what's going on, is everything okay?
Bruce: yes, I just need you to come home
Dick: .... B I can't just come home I have work at the gym tomorrow and-
Jason, in the background: Holy fuck is that a dinosaur?!
Dick: was that a fucking child???
Bruce: ...
Dick: ...
Bruce: ...
Dick: ....
Bruce: yes
Dick, rushing out of bed, knowing good and well Alfred is on vacation and there is no way B can be alone with a new child: what happened?
Bruce: hestolethetiresofftheBatmobile
Dick: ... That doesn't mean you can kidnap him!!
Bruce: I couldn't leave him. He was hungry. We got burgers.
Dick: oh my god, okay, I'm on my way, have you called Alfred?
Bruce: ...no
Dick, rushing down the stairs to his car: Bruce I swear to God you have to tell Alfred
Bruce: what if he's mad at me
Dick: holy child abduction Batman, you have to tell Alfred before he gets back. I'm not dealing with that.
Bruce: ...okay
Dick: okay, I'll be there in an hour, don't let the kid die before I get there. How's he doing?
Bruce: .... I don't see him anymore
Dick: you don't- Bruce!
Bruce: gottogoseeyouwhenyougethere *hangs up*
Dick: he fucking hung up on me- *deep breath* it's fine, I'll be there in an hour, it'll be fine. He watched me all the time growing up, it'll be fine....
Dick: *remembering all the times he and Bruce sat things on fire because Alfred wasn't there*
Dick: ...fuck
Bonus:
Dick: so you stole the tires off the Batmobile?
Jason: yeah, what about it
Dick: I believe this is the start of a beautiful brotherhood
Bruce: oh no
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After seeing how popular this is I've decided to make this a whole AU, please stand by lmao
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yami-kada · 2 years
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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’
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A couple of perspective notes I talked about during my webinar. I always have more notes on Patreon.
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Big Brain Thought: he starts going by Nighthood specifically to annoy Dick and Jason at the same time
Tim decides that he's going to be fucking hilarious. the outfit is horrible and both Jason and Dick team up to try and kill him
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yami-kada · 2 years
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The Hobbits try shoes
Sam: *walking about like a cat in booties* oh no… Oh no…
Frodo: *stands up* *immediately falls down*
Merry: you just spend all your time with your feet in… jail? In foot jail?? This is the worst
Pippin: *stomping about* haha Merry look, I’m a human! Get out of my way! I’m in a hurry! Where’s my horse? My name’s Boromir- *trips over laces and goes down hard* ow
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