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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

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happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

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happy easter

#easter #happy easter #idk man is this how it went in the Bible? #atla #jesus christ

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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a 23rd knife has stabbed caesar

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clickbait article that’s titled GANGBANG GONE WRONG⁉️ You Won’t Believe What They Did To Him and you click in to find it’s an article about the ides of march

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you can write whatever the HELL you want

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first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.