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me literally less than 24 hours ago: romeo and juliet isn’t even realistic because what’s realistic about falling in love and being willing to die for each other after like 4 days and betraying your entire family
me after binge watching First Kill: oh
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A toxic trait of mine is that sometimes when dragon age is going on about how many people died in the Chantry explosion my first thought is "it was just Hightown"
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dont talk to me if you don’t know that this, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed! It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb! That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?
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Deep Space Nine: 1x18 - Dramatis Personae
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Lol. I saw this and started laughing so hard. I love it. 🤣 (not my tweet). Trekkies, our new slogan is "Live fast and get fucked!"
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this was my original if someone was interested lmfao
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Just realized that the ending of Life is Strange is literally the trolley problem…
Either you deliberately go back in time with the purpose of letting her die, saving the entire town or you do nothing and let the storm take its course naturally, freeing you from moral responsibility.
In any case, it made for a hilarious mental image.
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A lamb in the mask of a wolf, a wolf with the face of a lamb…
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Look what my dumbass managed to do
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from julyyyy
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I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.
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the mass effect characters old and gray, still meeting up every year for a normandy reunion
wearing NORMANDY 4EVA t-shirts (james gets the krogan size ‘cause that’s what fits him best)
reliving their finest battles as food fights, launching ketchup attacks as heavy fire
garrus’s laugh creakier than ever; joker going bald and hiding it with his hat; james getting a bit chunky around the middle but still showing off his guns; kaidan all but gray, still packing down the sandwiches; miranda with a single white streak that’s foxy as hell; jack white haired with her tattoos touched up and her mouth filthy as ever; traynor still not living down the toothbrush thing, really, guys? really?; kasumi still managing, somehow, by the end of the night, to clap vega’s ass when he least expects it; grunt never too old for piggy-back rides
and liara and EDI look exactly the same as ever; so does wrex, but he’s not passing on his secret krogan skin care regimen, heh heh
and shepard—shepard, who always shows the scariest of scars off to the local kids and sends them shrieking with delight away from the front door; shepard, who’s made up of more titanium pins and replacement parts than original; shepard, whose hearing is shot, whose knees hurt worse than they ever let on, whose joints ache when it’s about to rain; shepard, the mortal, not the myth, still doesn’t know how to lose at skyllian five gracefully
and still insists on beating james’s chin-up record every damn time
and still takes a picture of the whole group together. one every year. you don’t take that for granted, and shepard never will
but damn, they’re a real old group of curmudgeons these days, aren’t they
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Did u guys know camp is actually an acronym
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if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them
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DERRY GIRLS Season 3 Trailer
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