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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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Everybody do the wenis!

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LMAO people acting like its True that the bad kids are getting special treatment. THEY SAVED THE WORLD THREE TIMES AND WERE NOT REWARDED. THE PRAISE AND POPULARITY IS THE ENTIRE EXTENT OF THEIR REWARD. They literally keep having their personal relationships and academics weakened because they're too busy trying to stop people trying to Kill Them. The ratgrinders are NOT honourable, better people. They did not "try their hardest". They give themselves power by stepping on small animals. They avoid adventuring at the ADVENTURING SCHOOL. Multiple of the bad kids are financially struggling, riz literally needs to do every extra curricular to make it into college. Kristen just got failed by her helio worshipping teacher. KIPPERLILLY is a rich girl who can afford food trucks and her father is, like, an estate agent. She might not be evil but she sure as hell isn't "oppressed by the system". Regardless of her involvement in actual mystery stuff, she absolutely is not in favour of fairness, she is in favour of ignoring "learning by experience and practice and saving a lot of peoples lives and making the world better for people" and instead just murdering rats and spiders. She might have things going on, she might be a very interesting (FLAWED) character, but she is not correct in her point of view

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[insert the most scary, cliffhanger-y thing you’ve ever seen that will keep you up all night until next Wednesday]

T-T-T-TAKING OVER

TEENAGE REBELLION

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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percy: *hanging from a hole in the st. louis arch, about to fall to his death, half poisoned*

me: HERE WE GO, ABOUT TO FIND OUT HOW HE FALLS INTO THE FUCKING RIVER

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“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

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Say it with me everybody:

"Real life people cannot queerbait."

Making assumptions and "connecting" context clues and then being angry when those things are not in fact true is unhealthy and is unhinged behavior. Get a grip and move on with your life.

#taylor swift #1989 tv #1989 taylor's version #1989taylorswift #queerbaiting

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i hate loving characters bc im so bad at talking about them so i just scream for 12 hours straight having said nothing of substance.

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-Eursolon, Before Ame and Suvi came to pick him up

im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.

#worlds beyond number #lou wilson #aabria iyengar #erika ishii #the wizard the witch and the wild one #in search of honor #a quest #suvi the wizard #ame the witch #eursolon the wild one

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As someone who is looking forward to watching the new Percy Jackson series it's important that we recognize that none of this is possible without the actors and writers all of whom deserve to not be at risk of losing their apartments and their healthcare while working on a multi million dollar project for a multi billion dollar company

j saw the percy jackson announcement which is great and I'm excited as hell but let's take a moment to recognize that disney is still not meeting the demands of its writers and actors!! a huge company like disney where the ceo makes ~$20mil/yr should be able to pay writers and actors, without whom disney would not exist at the scale it does today, a livable wage.

#sag aftra #sag afra strike #sag strike #writers guild strike #writers guild of america #wga strike #percy jackson #disney plus #reblog in solidarity #pay your workers #pay your actors #pay your writers #people before profits

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With so many elections coming up worldwide it's probably a good time to remind everyone that tumblr once got infested with agents trying to convince everyone not to vote, or not to vote left because the candidates weren't morally pure enough.

Also a reminder that they were better at tumblr than most of us, comrade interloper was great at memeing. Like, the talent!

Anyway don't fall for it. There is no morally pure option.

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actually don’t know what to do with myself after seeing the new pjo trailer like i’m just supposed to go back to my work??

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AHHHHH MY KIDS 🥺😭

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #my children

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If anyone can name me any other IP that is associated with Blue, a Pine Tree, and Lightning specifically I will stop believing this.

Brennan (known summer camp counselor) would definitely kill a Percy Jackson season and it's absolutely perfect and God I hope it's true

Perhaps this was arranged to bring attention to the upcoming TV show perhaps? Arranged BEFORE the strikes?

Why are folks saying there's no way Dimension 20 could ever do a season based on Percy Jackson? They could absolutely do it.

They've already done seasons bouncing off of: Breakfast Club + other 80s high school hangout movies, Lord of the Rings, H*rr* P*tt*r, Inside Out/Osmosis Jones/Dick Tracy, Game of Thrones + Candy Land, Toy Story + Transformers + Lego + Oceans style heist tropes, American Horror Story, Jane Austen,

Characters have mentioned Portia Di Rossi, Criss Angel, Jeremy Renner. They've killed Mark Ronson. Anything could happen.

#dimension 20 #next season #d20 #percy jackson #speculation #what if #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #references #percy pjo #percy jackson and the lightning thief #camp half blood

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you’re my best friend.