whiteknucklejerk

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

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my job in the 1930s was to hang around the docks and blow all the union guys

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Whenever I see people discoursing online about how all fiction must model good behavior and explicitly state that any bad behavior depicted is wrong, lest someone in the audience mistake it for “glorifying,” all I can think of is that line from Arrested Development where Buster, in his mid-30s, objects to something by saying “that’s not the way mother is raising me”

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guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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"vigilante and peacemaker are both bi and vigilante is an autistic trans man" i say into the mic. the entire crowd erupts into cheers and chants of "so true!" and "marry me bestie" can be heard throughout

the loudest voice is sitting in the back. it's john fucking cena

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im the riddler and im here to suck you off

#the riddler #ed nygma #edward nygma #dc riddler #gotham #dc #dc fanart #the riddler fanart #ed nygma fanart #gotham rogues #rogues gallery #riddle me this buttman

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some redesigns of my fav rogues

#gotham #gotham fanart #dc fanart #dc #harley quinn #the joker #poison ivy #catwoman #the riddler #ed nygma #the penguin #oswald cobblepot #harleen quinzel #dc redesign #rogues gallery #gotham rogues #batman #gotham city sirens

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i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

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havent posted in a bit heres a batman art dump

#the batman #the batman 2022 #riddlebat #bruce wayne #batman #ed nashton #ed nygma #the riddler #batman and the riddler #to the batman #batman fanart #dc #autism forced me to do this

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like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

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my darling <33

#dirk strider #homestuck #homestuck dirk #dirk strider fanart #homestuck fanart #god i love him so much #my fucked up bf

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The three most important things about being a wizard is 1. Being an absolute cunt and 2. Having lots of gay sex

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meows a bit

#june egbert #eridan ampora #karkat vantas #homestuck #homestuck fanart #june egbert fanart #eridan ampora fanart #karkat vantas fanart

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dirk strider concepts

#dirk strider #homestuck #dirk strider fanart #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #alpha kid #sorry for being cringe /lie

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i want him carnally 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#five nights at freddys #fnaf #five nights at freddys fanart #fnaf fanart #dave miller #dave miller fnaf #dave miller blueycapsules #william afton #william afton fnaf #william afton fanart #dave miller fanart #fnaf william #purple guy #purple guy fanart #blueycapsules #blueycapsules fanart #god hes so fine