whisperofthewaves

[whisperofthewaves]

#I think bursting into avalanche of cheese wheels is very appealing in other humans wdym

[whisperofthewaves]

I'm reading a queer retelling of p&p and 55/297 pages in I am feeling more and more let down by it. I can forgive the too modern language and social interactions, but the text tastes somewhat of an online fandom anti. I hope it won't be too insufferable

#nothing important #also elizabeth is under 18 here. why. #(I know why. we were just introduced to wickham who's ''more close to man than boy'')

[whisperofthewaves]

Conradyn Cunaeus (Dutch, 1828–1895), "Allegorical Depiction of Loyalty and Love" (detail)

#art #q

[whisperofthewaves]

when you say "Vox is the hinge" this is what you mean right

#I scrolled past and THEN IT REGISTERED #lmfao #fanart #q

[whisperofthewaves]

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

#yeah

[whisperofthewaves]

#my current phone is 2yo but the previous one's been 5 when I had to retire it #tumblr polls

[whisperofthewaves]

This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.

Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?

By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.

You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?

Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.

And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.

Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.

The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi

[whisperofthewaves]

#I am getting closer to my sister's wedding and I still don't have a dress #half the time I forget the wedding is due in may and I have to Prepare for it

[whisperofthewaves]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tumblr stuff

[whisperofthewaves]

#yeah

[whisperofthewaves]

defending the portal is so far my most stressful fight

#nothing important #whispergates #there's just too damn many of them and I start panicking #also I wouldn't be able to win this w/o the potion of speed #speed potion my beloved

[whisperofthewaves]

idk what I'm doing right, but 1/3 into act 2 I have all three of my companions on 95+ approval??

#nothing important #whispergates #I guess going through the mt pass helped with laezel

[whisperofthewaves]

the house of healing is so fucking horrifying it's not even funny

#nothing important #laugh at zodiac stereotypes but if there ever were one thing I identified with as a virgo its that unhygenic things set me on edge #GERMS EBERYWHERE ALSO STOP BREATHING THIS AIR #IT'S FULL OF PLAGUE #whispergates

[whisperofthewaves]

On the Shore (Fidus, 1897)

#illustration #q

[whisperofthewaves]

Kaz and Inej: the bathroom scene. I hope those crazy kids can work it out 🖤

Happy Valentine's Day! (commissioned by @litjoycrate for their special edition Six of Crows book box)

#fanart #q #six of crows

[whisperofthewaves]

since I'm too tired to continue playing, instead of going to sleep like a normal person, I have now moved in my cycle to the nexus mods phase which means I'm close to either breaking my solo campaign, my multiplayer campaign, or both, bc of one silly cosmetic mod.

#nothing important #I am so so tempted #but then my friend would probably have to install the same mods for the multiplayer to work #and I'm not mentally ready to assist with That #whispergates #I need to be brave and wait for larian to release mod support #but jfc am I suffocating with the vanilla amount of heads tattoos and scars

[whisperofthewaves]

I'm feeling the dark urge to squeeze that damn pixie until it stops talking

#whispergates #nothing important #bg3 #I feel like it's much more talkative than at the release #or maybe it's like that at the beginning #I only just got it #I also feel like keeping the whole party in the lantern's light is more troublesome than it was before #but I haven't been in act 2 since september and that was like 5 patches ago #and back then I played easy instead of customised balanced #anyway #ME OH MY OH MY OH ME