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get hung to dry idiot

#except not outside. it was smellin like rain was a comin! #crys chats #the soap eater and the bleach smeller

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the monster saito wants vs what i want (we'll get both and they'll be best friends. dog protec worm)

fuck pokemon aus. do a monster rancher au with your f/os. what monster(s) are you raising!!!!!! let me know :] (just change the game number in url itself to see the others, goes up to 4!)

#yes just an excuse to properly show off corone because look at it. holy shit. perfection. #crys chats #all aboard the ss dn

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fuck pokemon aus. do a monster rancher au with your f/os. what monster(s) are you raising!!!!!! let me know :] (just change the game number in url itself to see the others, goes up to 4!)

#self ship #self shipping #self shipping community #selfshipping community #yeah thats it. watching jer.ma monster rancher streams and am obsessed with these little dudes. #i wish i could play myself but. im someone who gets attached to these types of things and mr is a game series where.. #..your monster dies at some point or you have to combine it with a different one. and like no i dont wanna do that :(((( #i love my silly corone (worm mixed with hare) too much. u can't do this to me #i would make this an assign game but i think seeing what you would pick would be more fun :) #guy who doesnt want to admit he only likes the cute ones and there arent many options for that and that would be boring #crys chats #back to my corner of the pond teehee

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whenever i have weird gender issues i like to also bring along me.dea dq.8 like. im transmasc? ok medea is transfem. transandrogynous? nvm medea transneutral teehee. transandromasc? OKAY THEY ARE TRANSNEUFEM!!! like idk. it makes me feel less alone knowing i can just. have a character going through a similar experience (albeit the other end because i like variety). and medea is so sweet and i wuv them so much and i just love gay dq headcanons. so. medea transneufem they/she bi and incredibly in love with jessica. my pride and joy <3

#i always have a lot of medea/dq gang thoughts in general rotating in the noggin #like i hear a song? okay medea singing it because they canonically are great at singing...bonus if there is piano #because she ALSO! plays piano well too #but yeah. i suggest taking an f/o or two along with you on identity rides. they may be bumpy but you'll have a buddy with you! #crys chats #the 'orse princess

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some other things for saito's birthday i forgot to include in my video and didn't feel like re editing because the borpaStare at the end is so well timed to the music it's my favorite part

- this rice krispie treat package i had in my dresser that i pretended was signed by him

- store didn't have a mask that was sagittarius which is my sign. so i got the pisces one becau. can you guess. bet you can't

- obviously this ribbon i got from magfest

- not pictured but would it be surprising if i had his wikia page bookmarked for fun. i dont think so! you believe me anyways

- also not shown but when i replayed the game i spent an hour just staring at him. there is a vod twitch dot tv slash crystales for COLD HARD PROOF!! /lh

so. !

#god. two posts in one day. what the fuck. #this one i won't main tag as there is no intention for not self shippers to see my rice krispie treat #that shit STAYS with the people who know!!! you dig. #crys chats #all aboard the ss dn

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happy birthday to the guy of all time i love you i love you EVERYONE IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE please follow support check them out. they are all giga chads. tumblr twitter or both. @.solmango1212 @.sunmellows @.roboraindrop @.crocubies @.ajihaew

#saito sejima #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #selfshipping community #yeah...i'll put this in his tag...not because im proud but because it's funny. HI AITSF FANS!!!!!!!!!! lets come together today #any other day make fun of me but for today can we truce. for this dickhead. #crys chats #all aboard the ss dn

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happy valentine's day

#“this sucks” i know. that was the idea. #not even scripted btw this was the wheel spin i recorded i didnt respin just to get him i PROMISE!!! #crys chats #all aboard the ss dn

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also these fucking things from an uch.i.koshi photoshoot (that was mainly som.nium fi.les but. that was totally okay. this franchise has rewired my brain to the point it is unsalvageable)

#i love uchi.koshi fans. these are my people. #crys chats #all aboard the ss dn #babygirl meow meow fuckhead mr date #yeah. lets do that one. i as Me love date but one day i need to do my s/i lore with him because LMAOOO it's my fave. Enemies.

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I DIDNT FORGET it has just been a long weekend. y'all gotta KNOW!! doing their shops and twitters but shops not open as of writing this <3 but once they open again best take a look!!!

susato/iris/sholmes: cheripi!

saito/date: ajihaew!

f/o merch at con yipppeeee!!!!!!!!!! i will update this with links to artists tomorrow. it has been a long day and i cant remember who was who so i have to check, however my state of excitement to share is too strong 🫡

#my friend pointed out the saito to me btw and i immediately was like please. gibe him to me. #i love you convention artists . thanks #crys chats

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f/o merch at con yipppeeee!!!!!!!!!! i will update this with links to artists tomorrow. it has been a long day and i cant remember who was who so i have to check, however my state of excitement to share is too strong 🫡

#and thats my purchases for this event 👍 money is so easy to spend. but it is vacation. live a little ya know #ive seen!!!!!! so many cosplayers of so many people's f/os and it makes me think of them and how much they'd love them 💕 #i love loving for other people's loves of their loves. LOVE LOVE LOVE #crys chats #all aboard the ss dn #the soap eater and the bleach smeller #i dont have one for the daughters. oop. later.

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Fake Dating -> JanAUary

word count: 1294

blurb: Caitie helps Bob out when he almost gets caught in a lie.

Apparently a hockey game wasn’t many people’s ideal Valentine’s Day date—last minute tickets had been cheap enough that the singles trio of Bob, Doug, and Caitie were able to score three decent seats to the Maple Leafs game. 

Doug had convinced them that snacks wouldn’t be so cheap though, and that they could smuggle in some small bags rather than pay for food inside the stadium. So they took a trip to the grocery store the day before, perusing the aisles for bags of treats small enough to sneak in.

Doug went off to the chip aisle while Caitie followed Bob to the candy, but she left a minute or two ago to check out the trail mix, leaving him alone to look over the little bags of sweets. He was so distracted he didn’t notice the sound of footsteps approaching him in the empty aisle.

“McKenzie.” The voice of the greeting made Bob’s back go rigid, had him turning around with a startled glare. 

It was Sean LaDue, a general bully growing up who had turned into the strongest player on the rivaling town's hockey team, followed by his younger brother. Sean had slammed Bob against the glass more times than he could count, but even that was less annoying than the general condescension he always used.

Sean nodded to the gummy bears in Bob’s hand. “You eat that crap between games, it’s no wonder you play so badly.”

“Oh yeah?” Bob put on his best tough guy voice as he looked up at Sean. “So like, why are you in the candy aisle then, eh?” 

Sean held up a pink bag of mixed chocolates with a smug look. “Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day, these are for my girlfriend.” He let out a snort of laughter. “I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess you don’t have any plans for tomorrow.” 

“Well, like, you’re wrong, eh. Goin’ to the Leafs game.”

“Plans with that idiot brother of yours don’t count.”

“Doug isn’t no idiot, and it isn’t just us two, eh. ‘Cause like, my girlfriend’s comin’ along too.” It was a stupid thing to say, but the lie he wished was truth slipped out before he could stop it.

“Oh yeah?” Sean’s eyes narrowed. “What’s your girlfriend’s name?”

He knew he shouldn’t say it, knew he should back out of the lie, tell Sean she wasn’t technically his girlfriend… “Caitie.”

“Uh huh. I’ll bet she even came with an air pump to blow her up for you and everything.”

“Take off.” Bob sneered. He saw Sean’s gaze shift behind him and turned to see Caitie coming back down the aisle, stopping right next to Bob, oblivious to the whole situation.

“Would you eat honey roasted peanuts?” she asked him, showing him the box of little packets she brought with her. ”They don’t sell them individually, so I won’t get ‘em if you guys don’t want any.”

“Um,” His gaze flicked to Sean, who was watching them doubtfully. “I… yeah. I like those. Let’s go, huh?”

She laughed. “I didn’t get to look at the candy. Besides, I told Doug to meet us in this aisle.”

Sean stepped a little closer. “What, McKenzie, you’re not gonna introduce me?”

Caitie’s eyes widened a little, looking between the two men, clearly realizing she’d missed something.

His stomach dropped; the jig was no doubt up. “Yeah, um,” Bob gestured to Sean, “Caitie, this is Sean LaDue. We went to school together and stuff.” He was sure she’d remember the name from the few stories he’d told her about him—she was good with things like that. Sure enough, he saw the surprise in her eyes turn into a poorly-hidden scowl. “Sean, this is Caitie—”

“The girlfriend.” Sean nodded. “Bob was just telling me about you.”

Caitie looked at Bob, seemingly waiting for him to step in, to correct the title. But all he did was look up at her with pleading eyes, trying to silently apologize and ask her not to humiliate him all at once.

Still, it was a lot to ask. He was pretty sure she wouldn’t want to go along with it, wouldn’t want to risk word getting around that they were dating—

“Oh, he was?” The words were simple, but the way she sidled closer to Bob, slinking an arm around his waist, said more than he could’ve asked for. His face warmed as she gently tugged him closer, urging him to relax against her side. His face was so warm, he was sure it was going red.

The smug look of Sean’s finally fell. “Yeah. Didn’t know he had a girlfriend.” He cleared his throat, straightening a little as Bob wrapped his arm around Caitie. “Some romantic valentine’s date he’s taking you on. A hockey game with his brother?”

Caitie laughed. “Oh, well… not that I’d mind, but that’s not our date. We’re going to dinner in the city in the evening.” She looked down at Bob with a soft smile. “He even bought me a dress and everything.” She raised a shoulder, turning back to Sean. “I told him not to, but he’s always spoiling me.”

If Bob wasn’t already in love with her, he would’ve fallen right then and there in the candy aisle. Not only was she going along with his lie, but she was making him look like the best boyfriend around. 

He smiled, trying not to gloat. “Well hey, only the best for my girl, eh.” 

The look she gave him told him she was having fun with all of this, that she knew exactly how good it felt for him to rub their perfect relationship in Sean’s face, whether it was real or not. “You’re always using that excuse,” she said, leaning down and pressing a short, warm kiss against his cheek. His heart skipped in his chest, breath catching. He swore he could feel her lips there even after they were gone.

“Well… Nice meeting you. See you at the next game, McKenzie.” Sean nodded a goodbye, sending one last skeptical look at Caitie before turning around and leaving the aisle.

For once in his life, Bob felt like he'd had a conversation with a LaDue without coming out on the losing end. His cheek still tingling, he let his arm fall from around her, though he wanted to pull her into a hug. “Thanks, eh. You like, didn’t have to do that—it was real nice of you.”

She laughed softly, reaching out to brush her thumb against his cheek—her lipstick must’ve left a stain behind, he realized. Part of him wanted to tell her just to leave it. “You don’t think the kiss was overkill?”

He shook his head. If anything, he wished she’d just gone ahead and kissed him on the lips. “Sorry I told him we was datin’. I wasn’t thinkin’—he was just bein’ such a hose.”

Caitie shrugged, smiling as she finished cleaning his face. “I don’t mind. Though, I think you’re a little out of my league.”

He thought she was being sarcastic until he noticed the soft look in her eyes. Before he could say anything, her gaze shifted, eyes widening, urging him to turn and see what had her so stunned. 

It was Doug, of course, walking into the aisle with arms filled with bags of chips that were far too big for sneaking anywhere, and a pint of ice cream to top it all off. As Caitie burst into laughter and headed over to help him, asking how exactly he was planning to hide a family sized bag of Funyuns in his flannel, Bob stayed back for a moment, promising that someday he’d get the nerve to ask if that meant she’d give him a chance as a real boyfriend.

#im late i. i know. but i loved this i love y'all 🫣 #others' creations

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the gut wrenching idea of being known on this god forsaken website is taking over once again and ive deleted that post from last night but what was said is true if we are muts now i will like your stuff and stop being a pussy because muts = i at least know you think I'm pretty okay and are okay with me interacting and dont think im a creepo 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 thank u for understanding

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME <- guy with mental illnesses. but seriously 🫡 if you follow me i appreciate u. and thank u. #crys chats

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eep it's 1/6 (or 6/1) so it's shol.mes' birfday......yippee! peep the plushie i got from TheStarfishFace a few months ago that i never shared he is my fave. such a nicely shaped plush so i always sleep with him :]

#i will. i will make a post declaring this year is the year i get more involved soon i PROMISE!!! #it's so hard to. get energy to post here for some reason. why. grrrr #but i hope everyone had a good new year ily #crys chats #the soap eater and the bleach smeller #yuh. that'll be the tag. i love the smell of bleach okay......😳

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i think ive figured out what my issue is with tumblr and my way of interacting with it. instead of like, thinking a thought and then posting it, i instead save it. i like save thoughts until ive built enough of them up and then i'll just add whatever it is to my carrd. so it's all in one place. i cant just sporadically post my thoughts when they happen. my anxiety is so bad with this website specifically and that!!! idk that kinda sucks. i wanna be more of a community member and not a shithead lurker !! but my brain just nope doesn't like it i must be in my corner unless directly prompted and told hey it's cool. uhmm on that note if it's okay to like your (general) posts that i read pwease let me know because!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i really do. love everyone;s company in my little corner of the internet. isn't it amazing. but it seems im a vampire i cannot show that unless invited to. but thank u to anyone who is still in the space it is crazy to think. people saw me and was like lets see where this goes. ppHop

#crys chats #i dont think i have any sticky notes to add other than . F #everything is so slash genuine and slash serious #. im in that Mood

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snowed in -> drabblecember day 7

decided to do a paint-over of an old, long-deleted piece for this one! :D Bob can't drive me home from his place because the snow gets too bad, so instead we cuddle up and fall asleep watching the storm 🥰 (old piece under the cut :P)

I deleted the old piece sometime last year I think, bc I was all worried about anyone finding this blog and my ""embarrassing"" drawings of me cuddling a fictional man but ykw... IDC!!! 😝 making selfship art is too fun and makes me too happy to think of it in a negative light.

anyways, it was fun to not have to do any new pose/sketch/linework for this lol! and it's cool to see how my style has changed. I tried fixing some of the wonky anatomy, not sure if it helped much LOL I think I might've overcompensated and made my arm TOO short in the new version 🧍🏻‍♀️but I'll get better at that part... eventually :Pc

#yippee omg the colors !!! #and the lighting from the crimmus lights outside :] #others' creations

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no because. because imagining u and your f/o sitting atop one of those really tall billboards that overlooks a highway and you can see the whole city lit up because u do it during a warm summer night with some ice cream or any kinda snacks with you. omg

#self ship #self shipping community #selfshipping #selfshipping community #who uhm. who feels confident enough in their backgrounds for UHMM if i ever grow balls and get this Art'd #the lights. whatever dumbass thing is being advertised. the city lights the stars THE #like. my common highway/interstate we go are high up for the Lowest point of the ground (usually woods) like...thats the dream #crys chats

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i wanted to add this to my pinned but it made it look cluttered and I never would like to start "discourse" in my little corner but holy shit self described pro.shipp.ers are just so fucking annoying and not just because the are That but because they seem to make it their whole presence "WAAAAH the ants arent letting me say this child is my significant other WAAAAH let's admit we just copy/paste others' posts because they don't like us and we can't think of our own content WAAAAH ants ruin everything WAAAAH" like get another personality trait

#nothing specific sparked this it's just as someone who looks through the general tag daily when them bitches show up... #they're annoying!!!! it's like seeing twitch bots repeating things ad nauseam #if u find this funny/relatable. it is free to reblog. if this comes back to me because they saw it. patrick rubbing hands together gif. #crys chats