Pr0shippers DNI with this post
Screw "What if we were together in every universe" with your F/O! (No matter if it's familial, platonic, or romantic)
No, what if you two met each other in maybe a handful of universes MAYBE. What if despite how infinitely HUGE the multiverse is,
Despite the odds of the chances of both of you being in the same world, the same place, at the same moment in time-
That you two met anyways?
Even though that is the closest thing to a one(1) in INFINITE chance as you will ever get, it still happened.
And if it's a soulmate AU? That even the universe you both are in agrees that you both deserved at least ONE WORLD where you're together and happy, because not every world HAS a way to see who your soulmate is. (If at all!)
Personally, I think that's beautiful.
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I've said this to every wheatley self shipper on discord who will listen, so I'm gonna say it here too.
I'm rn fuckin sick, and I imagine that if Wheatley's human partner got sick, he would worry so fuckin much.
I highly doubt he's an expert on human illnesses, so he automatically assumes the worse when you get even slightly fuckin ill. You sneeze one and the poor thing is just like
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, DON'T UH PANIC OR ANYTHIN'. JUST UH, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT."
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Fuck it. Update time.
Wheatley - No notes. Same exact thing.
Spinel - Bubblegum flavored lollipop. Maybe one of those dum dums that have the actual gum in the middle. IDK I can see her having fun with bubblegum, and it's just as stretchy.
Donnie (2012) - Gonna say NYC style cheesecake for him instead since Miles is an old F/O, plus it's simple and sweet.
F!Donnie (Rise) - I'm giving him Toffee Cookies instead since that suits him and the BNHA boys are old F/Os also, and you can't tell me he wouldn't like toffee.
Strikers!Joker - Red velvet cupcakes with black frosting. Dramatic red, while also just being just a simple and sweet flavored cupcake.
Chai - Snickerdoodle cookies. Since y'know. Chai is a kind of spiced milk tea. (from what I understand yes I am yet to have it I'm sorry OK) and cookies go with those kinds of drinks.
Rocky - I mean. Pancakes/Waffles. No shit.
Schezo - Blue Razzberry Jolly Ranchers. A very small and simple candy to just pop in and enjoy the flavor of.
Aether - S'mores, but like specifically made with honey gram crackers. Camping flavors from the roasted marshmallow with the honey? Yeah that suits the Traveller alright.
Phoenix - Spearmint gum. Listen, it's basic, small, and not really food or candy, but I like spearmint gum and it suits the lawyer thing. Y'know minus the fact you can't go into actual trials with gum, but it's the Phoenix Wright series. You could show up with a whole turkey and the judge would ask for a leg, meanwhile Phoenix just stands there sweating trying to get the trial back on topic. Sorry what were we talking about?
If your F/O was a type of food or candy, what would they be?
What do you think they would they describe you as?
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F/O: *whispers* S/I, do you like me?
S/I, half-asleep next to them: I married you.
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selfshippers, i’m curious: what’s the smallest fandom you’ve ever shipped within?
[proship fuck off idc what you have to say]
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reblog to give your f/o a kiss under mistletoe
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@rubye402 Hi :) *ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS-*
(For @portal-secret-santa)
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GOING INTO SPACE RIGHT NOW AND GETTING HIM BACK. YOU CANNOT AND WILL NOT STOP ME
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Glados Wheatley
Quick dumb doodle inspired by an artist who swapped the roles of Wheatley and Glados. Figured some Wheatley simps would like this one lmao
No text + close up
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Love a good “can’t sit still x calm but secretly deranged”
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oH hey you and I share a wheatley F/O :D!!!!
AAAAAEEEEYYOOOOOOOOO FELLOW WHEATLEY KISSER!!
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