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my housemate is in her room with her girlfriend, presumably cuddling bc that's how us sapphics roll, and i just heard the absolute loudest scream-sneeze come from that room (and it was definitely my housemate bc her gf's sneezes are so tiny and delicate), and then the one who DID the sneezing had the audacity to say "wow that was a big one! are you okay?" to her gf 😳😳 like i might actually pass away

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no bc this girl's hiccup cure suggestion was "stare into a light and don't sneeze." like what are you SAYING. i said to drink some fucking water goddamn

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self-obs😳😳

cw: mess, stifle

so i was sitting in lecture and the prof decided to do this mindfulness exercise, and RIGHT as the room went silent my nose started itching. and ofc i thought "wouldn't it be funny if i had to snz right here in this crowded, silent lecture hall?" and of COURSE as my luck would have it i pretty quickly realized that was exactly what was about to happen.💀for those of u who know me, you'll know i'm pretty damn good at holding back🙃but this sneeze was STRONG. i kind of subtly put my finger under my nose and managed to stifle completely silently, with my head only lurching forward a little. so embarrassing!!

but it gets WORSE bc when i stepped OUT of the lecture hall it was sunny with a little bit of a breeze and lots of pollen-filled trees around, and u all KNOW what that means. i had barely gotten out of the building when i sneezed a pretty violent single into the sleeve of my sweatshirt, and for those of u that like mess (it's not my fav, but nonetheless), there was SO MUCH like visible snot all over my shirt sleeve that i had to like immediately hide my arm in case anyone saw it😳managed to somewhat subtly rub it off on my jeans and bike away in shameeee🫣

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i know people have already said this, but i'm still not over the inevitable moment when "induced fit" comes up on the board in a biology lecture about enzymes😭

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i'm literally a coldfucker's dream rn

sitting on the couch in a black tank top and flannel pajama pants drinking chicken noodle soup straight out of the cup because i couldn't find a spoon, sniffling as the steam sets off my congestion, doing anything i can to soothe my sore throat, weak from the trip out in the rain where i had to lowk cold-denial myself to take a midterm on campus... haven't been able to sneeze yet but my nose is already so tickly...

but like who's tryna take care of me fr? :,)

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snz talks?

hello snzblr!! i'm new here, and i'm looking for someone to talk about snz stuff with (pretty open to content sharing/rp/what have you). dm if interested :))

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