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i was photo-chatting (is that the word?? like talking through photos y'know) with my friend while i was watching falsettos and sent them a photo of marvin, to which they- never having watched it & knowing nothing about it- wrote: "that outfit is god awful, like it's actual dog shit"
i- yeah.
whizzer was approved though 👍
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i think this jacket might be one of whizzer’s
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not my spotify shuffling the games i play into you gotta die sometime like thank you yes i always want andrews beautiful voice BUT LAY OFF ON THE HEARTBREAK FOR A MINUTE-
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THIS.
“it’s me who is the matter talking madder than the maddest hatter” is one of the smartest and most satisfying lyrics i’ve ever heard and we don’t talk about it enough
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this gorgeous screenshot from my tiktok live feels appropriate to share here
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i asked what musical soundtrack to put on and summoned the falsettos comedic geniuses
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just saw a post saying "it's been like 7 years.." NO. NO IT HAS NOT. how has it been 7 years i-
(falsettos 2016...
...son of a bitch [bitch bitch bitch])
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i <3 ricky potts 🔮🪐⭐️🌌💜
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quick inked sketches for the cutie :))
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STOPP I'M CREASING WHY IS THIS FUNNY-
Hey Tumblr falsettos peoples I would like to share something
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K that’s it
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I've had about five mental breakdowns this week: I think I earned a rewatch of Falsettos
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I'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN.
🎭🌈✨️FALSETTOS INDOCTRINATION✨️🌈🎭
with my mother: a review.
four jews. yeah.
"are they saying bitch??" "...yep...72 times"
"whizzer. WHIZZER?"
*googles why he's called whizzer* NOBODY KNOWS WE JUST ACCEPT IT AS COOL
*about andrew* "he's devilishly, handsomely gay isn't he...that's annoying" SHE GETS MY CRUSH. I'M SO PROUD.
*again, about andrew* "he's got the patrick swayze look going on hasn't he"
she loved mendel and jason (who doesn't)
was very impressed at stephenie belting with banana (she's one of us.)
"😟😟😟" = "march of the falsettos"
giggling at "the chess game"...until she wasn't.
*after "the games i play" "he's very good isn't he" (okay mother stop fangirling) (like i don't fangirl on a daily basis)
"marvin hits trina" was the definition of "the woman was too stunned to speak".
i'm not kidding she was jaw:dropped, confused:as fuck, mad:at me (for not saying it was sad...oh mother.)
ACT TWO
"why is whizzer here if they're not together anymore" JUST WAIT AKSKSJKSKD
lesbians. she liked dr. charlotte (she's a paramedic and likes rent)
"the baseball game" "i'm happy whizzer's back" (OH MOTHER) (i didn't say anything.)
*about raquetball* "so, everything whizzer is saying is a sexual innuendo, right?" IS IT?? IS SHE BETTER THAN ME AT MY OWN GAME WHAT
SHE LOVED MENDEL AND JASON.
"what more can i say" me: fun fact he doesn't wear deodorant *watches her face drop in disgust*
"something bad is happening" "it's aids isn't it" (💔💔💔)
"SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE"
*me explaining how they bring out the real furniture cause its a real issue and they're not in falsettoland anymore* no words.
"i'll let you win, whizzer" that's when her tears began.
honestly?? was just a lot of silence and crying from both of us until the end
she did a sad rant about not expecting it to go that way and how awful the epidemic was (was upset i didn't tell her it was gonna be tragic lmao)
BUT YEAH overall the indoctrination went well ✨️ she liked it and UNDERSTOOD IT! WOO!
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THAT IS SO COOL WHAT
i mean yes stupid ass reason. but what else would we expect from bill, our beloved
(also damn the supreme court?? somehow that makes it funnier)
🎭🌈✨️FALSETTOS INDOCTRINATION✨️🌈🎭
with my mother: a review.
four jews. yeah.
"are they saying bitch??" "...yep...72 times"
"whizzer. WHIZZER?"
*googles why he's called whizzer* NOBODY KNOWS WE JUST ACCEPT IT AS COOL
*about andrew* "he's devilishly, handsomely gay isn't he...that's annoying" SHE GETS MY CRUSH. I'M SO PROUD.
*again, about andrew* "he's got the patrick swayze look going on hasn't he"
she loved mendel and jason (who doesn't)
was very impressed at stephenie belting with banana (she's one of us.)
"😟😟😟" = "march of the falsettos"
giggling at "the chess game"...until she wasn't.
*after "the games i play" "he's very good isn't he" (okay mother stop fangirling) (like i don't fangirl on a daily basis)
"marvin hits trina" was the definition of "the woman was too stunned to speak".
i'm not kidding she was jaw:dropped, confused:as fuck, mad:at me (for not saying it was sad...oh mother.)
ACT TWO
"why is whizzer here if they're not together anymore" JUST WAIT AKSKSJKSKD
lesbians. she liked dr. charlotte (she's a paramedic and likes rent)
"the baseball game" "i'm happy whizzer's back" (OH MOTHER) (i didn't say anything.)
*about raquetball* "so, everything whizzer is saying is a sexual innuendo, right?" IS IT?? IS SHE BETTER THAN ME AT MY OWN GAME WHAT
SHE LOVED MENDEL AND JASON.
"what more can i say" me: fun fact he doesn't wear deodorant *watches her face drop in disgust*
"something bad is happening" "it's aids isn't it" (💔💔💔)
"SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE"
*me explaining how they bring out the real furniture cause its a real issue and they're not in falsettoland anymore* no words.
"i'll let you win, whizzer" that's when her tears began.
honestly?? was just a lot of silence and crying from both of us until the end
she did a sad rant about not expecting it to go that way and how awful the epidemic was (was upset i didn't tell her it was gonna be tragic lmao)
BUT YEAH overall the indoctrination went well ✨️ she liked it and UNDERSTOOD IT! WOO!
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🎭🌈✨️FALSETTOS INDOCTRINATION✨️🌈🎭
with my mother: a review.
four jews. yeah.
"are they saying bitch??" "...yep...72 times"
"whizzer. WHIZZER?"
*googles why he's called whizzer* NOBODY KNOWS WE JUST ACCEPT IT AS COOL
*about andrew* "he's devilishly, handsomely gay isn't he...that's annoying" SHE GETS MY CRUSH. I'M SO PROUD.
*again, about andrew* "he's got the patrick swayze look going on hasn't he"
she loved mendel and jason (who doesn't)
was very impressed at stephenie belting with banana (she's one of us.)
"😟😟😟" = "march of the falsettos"
giggling at "the chess game"...until she wasn't.
*after "the games i play" "he's very good isn't he" (okay mother stop fangirling) (like i don't fangirl on a daily basis)
"marvin hits trina" was the definition of "the woman was too stunned to speak".
i'm not kidding she was jaw:dropped, confused:as fuck, mad:at me (for not saying it was sad...oh mother.)
ACT TWO
"why is whizzer here if they're not together anymore" JUST WAIT AKSKSJKSKD
lesbians. she liked dr. charlotte (she's a paramedic and likes rent)
"the baseball game" "i'm happy whizzer's back" (OH MOTHER) (i didn't say anything.)
*about raquetball* "so, everything whizzer is saying is a sexual innuendo, right?" IS IT?? IS SHE BETTER THAN ME AT MY OWN GAME WHAT
SHE LOVED MENDEL AND JASON.
"what more can i say" me: fun fact he doesn't wear deodorant *watches her face drop in disgust*
"something bad is happening" "it's aids isn't it" (💔💔💔)
"SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE"
*me explaining how they bring out the real furniture cause its a real issue and they're not in falsettoland anymore* no words.
"i'll let you win, whizzer" that's when her tears began.
honestly?? was just a lot of silence and crying from both of us until the end
she did a sad rant about not expecting it to go that way and how awful the epidemic was (was upset i didn't tell her it was gonna be tragic lmao)
BUT YEAH overall the indoctrination went well ✨️ she liked it and UNDERSTOOD IT! WOO!
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"he's sometimes worthless"
"sometime evil"
"sometimes smarmy"
whizzer: ...
whizzer: part two
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CHRISTIAN DOES IT SO GENTLY HERE I CAN’T——
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enjoy this one-shot that I kinda hate.
dialogue from The Breakfast Club.
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"I must be showing better than the norm: restraint" was such a fucking banger line
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whizzers country boy came out when he said "quite alright. take a turn" and marvin got intimidated and said "thank you kindly" to try to match his energy
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