save me gay people in my phone
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Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.
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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
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they should invent doctors offices that refill prescriptions
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*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
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so excited to try everything on mcdonald's new wet food menu
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Girl you post like something pretending to be human. Follow
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I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted
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