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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY
Now and then I reread the manuscript but the story isn't mine anymore [insp]
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weird-barbie · 8 days
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there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot
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another life
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weird-barbie · 9 days
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"I thought you only existed in the movies."
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (2023)
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'cause we're young and we're reckless we'll take this way too far
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my latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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TAYLOR SWIFT Lyric parallels in The Tortured Poets Department!
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weird-barbie · 10 days
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
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weird-barbie · 11 days
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Sincerely, The Chairman of The Tortured Poets Department
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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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weird-barbie · 13 days
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eras tour | don't blame me → look what you made me do
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weird-barbie · 13 days
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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