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guygis i think i need to be lobotomized this man isnt supposed to be pretty and now im suffering

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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean

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im screaming crying foaming at the mouth

colin taped over his webcam . we are watching from the perspective of security cameras and phones . JONATHAN SIMS IS IN THE COMPUTER AND ALL TECHNOLOGY IS HIS NEW EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The scariest movie I have ever seen.

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needles really just told an emergency operator “I <3 hole and have dabbled in bdsm” like okay queen. not sure where the operator asked but live your truth

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needles be serving cunt.

him and ink5oul are besties

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Thats it. Thats the episode

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you heard the man! stop twinking the monsters!

(actually, definitely keep twinking the monsters)

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“This episode was written by Alexander J. Newall”’

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do you ever think about language. cuz i do. a few people in different parts of the world had the exact same idea??? and they all executed it in different ways??? and in a relative flash of time, there’s now THOUSANDS THOUSANDS THOUSANDS of languages. like. cuneiform??? excuse me? some dude was like “hey i need ur proof of purchase” and the other guy was like “bro wtf is that” so they created a whole fucking writing system for merchants to basically make receipts???

#linguistics #nerd alert #shut up #but actually dont im obsessed #like how did that happen #pls #cuneiform #archaeology

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:3

last song: violent pornography by SOAD

currently watching: nothing, waiting for umbrella academy s4!

three ships: guys idk. booster gold + blue beetle. that’s all i got

first ship: probably one direction. dont laugh

relationship status: crying over him

last movie: MULAN

idk who to tag. if you get this and you dont want to do it, so sorry for flooding your inbox

@spacetwinkk @sakurastrashbin @penguinwithafancytophat

Tagged by @dazednstoned (I love you?? Marry me??)

Last song: Dark Ocean Summoning - Old Gods of Asgard (AWII has a banger score)

Currently watching: Bones (2005)

Three ships: John/Abigail (rdr1,rdr2), Sadie/Arthur (rdr2), Worf/Jadzia (ds9)

Favorite color: cobalt blue

Currently consuming: bread and butter (the peasant special)

First ship: ...I don't remember

Relationship status: Single, not ready to mingle. Perhaps asexual. Not unpacking that yet.

Last movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (the one with the whales, 10/10)

Currently working on: I have too many knitting wips. Also getting back into drawing/painting using my beloved cat as my muse. Mentally writing fanfic (physically, not writing anything.)

I'll also tag 9 people I want to get to know better, just for funsies (don't feel obligated, of course)

@notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder @voidrambles @foundynnel @justalittlerayofpitchblack @roamingtigress @ratbrainbabycowboyprincess @subrosa03 @cowboycyns @ezrasilasbloo

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presenting, a parody of call me maybe, by carly rae jepsen:

commie, maybe?

“is that a book on Castro?”

dont ask me, cuz i dont know

brought marx to the liberty bell,

and now you’re in my way

i trade my soul for a wish

stalin and crime for the rich

then you came lookin for this,

and now you’re in my way.

red scare is holdin

ripped jeans, revolution

wealth redistribution

where’s your labor union, baby?

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy,

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

and the fbi is trying to chase me

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

communist tip line will call

capitalism will fall

they pay me nothin at all

and still you’re in my way

i unashamedly steal

from businesses and steel mills

private property’s not real,

but still you’re in my way

red scare is holdin

ripped jeans, revolution

wealth redistribution

where’s your labor union, baby?

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the fbi is tryna chase me

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the fbi is tryna chase me

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

#call me maybe #i wrote this about the red scare #and communism in general #historically accurate carly rae jepsen #im gonna show my US history teacher LMAO #carly rae jepsen #communism #stalin #castro #marx

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hey guys i love you and everything but if you’re going to give any of my posts 100+ notes can it not be this one pls

“hit on a man, matt. do it. HIT. ON. ME.”

#thanks #love you

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mulan mulan mulan LI SHANG LI SHANG LI SHANG MULAN LI SHANG

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dont look back in anger by oasis was written about fotc

#i wilk not elaborate #fotc #oasis #dont look back in anger #fucking nerd stfu