Real talk, these shows need to stop casting ridiculously hot men to potray the actual devil. It’s messing with my morals.
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the way lucifer refers to himself on daddy in this show literally cracks me the fuck up. “tell them daddy’s back. and he’s very very angry” he says while completely naked straight out of the bathtub. god fucking damn he is so sexy i would sell my soul for some devil dick if i knew he looked like that sheesh
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#for science
Luke Cook goofing around on Instagram.
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Never thought I’d say this but Lucifer is hot af 🥵
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LILITH
Come on. You can do it.
MARY
I don’t like it, it’s not…
LILITH
Try it ! Just this once… For me.
The demoness stares with pleading eyes. Mary takes a deep breath, and looks back with an hilariously serious face.
MARY
Fuck you.
ZELDA
What in the nine circles of hell is happening here?
The ginger witch is startled at the scene she just walked upon. But then she notices Lilith’s smirk, and Mary’s face; they are not mad at all. Marie, who was walking into the living room just behind Zelda, chuckles at the curious situation.
LILITH
I’m teaching her!
ZELDA
Teaching her what?
Mary turns to Zelda, rolling her eyes.
MARY
She said I needed to learn to stand up for myself. You know, to tell people to… well to get lost whenever I have to.
ZELDA
I think Mary can stand up for herself very well without your help Lili.
The demoness smiles anyway.
LILITH
Oh I know, I just wanted to see her swear…
MARY
Are you kidding me?
She throws a cushion at the queen of hell, who just sits there, laughing.
MARY
Fuck you.
Lilith lifts an eyebrow and opens her mouth in an expression of both surprise and delight.
MARIE
Lilith, what have you done to our sweet Mary?
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