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Valar: these Elves are so neat, how wonderful, I’m so glad the Children of Ilúvatar have awakened, we have so much to teach them, lets invite them into the Undying Lands and hang out and be bros
Humans: hey that sounds pretty cool, can we get in on that?
Valar: new phone who dis?
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king
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you may have seen achilles in his miserable blanket burrito but have you seen odysseus Sitting Like That while appealing to achilles in his miserable blanket burrito
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achilles looking very "make him stop make him stop make him stop"
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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!
15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.
Incredible!
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We’re Harkonnens. So this is how we’ll survive. By being Harkonnens.
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