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Starry Night

Do you enjoy watching the sky and daydreaming?

Tell you the truth, friend, after two hundred years in a soundproof basement that stargazing shit gives me the willies, and not in the fun way. The trouble with the sky, much like with Kerouac, is that it’s too deep and there is way too much of it.

#dearestjester

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American Gothic, Venus de Milo

Would you like to lead a simple and happy life? Or do you prefer adventure?

I have never had an adventure, my brother. I had one all lined up once and then the world got flushed before I could snort it. I would settle for “and happy”

Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter what they've been through in the past?

Now see, it is interesting how this question got phrased, because usually it’s no matter what they’ve done, which is a much more important question. You go and put it that way, you’re talking everything from sure he ate his buddies, but they were already dead to sure he killed two thousand people, but buddy, when he was a baby his mama let him get eaten by a radrat and these mass murders are the actions of a lonely ghost-baby, and at some point you gotta come out and admit your guy’s a supervillain, right

#sansregret

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Artwork Asks

Mona Lisa: Do you like to look neat and orderly? How long does it take for you to get ready for the day?

Starry Night: Do you enjoy watching the sky and daydreaming?

The Scream: How easy/hard is it for someone to startle or make you lose focus?

The Persistence of Memory: Do some people consider you to be a weird or strange person?

Girl with a Pearl Earring: Do you like to wear jewelry? What are your favorite pieces of jewelry and approximately how much are they worth?

The Last Supper: Are you religious at all?

Guernica: Is the world "Black and White" to you?

American Gothic: Would you like to lead a simple and happy life? Or do you prefer adventure?

The Creation of Adam: What is your favorite story from Mythology? Do you have any favorite Fables or Fairytales?

The Birth of Venus: Do you like to be in the spotlight?

David: Are you the bold type? Do want your ideas and thoughts to be heard all around the world?

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte: Do you take time out of your day to kick back and relax? Where can people find you if so?

No. 5, 1948: Do you tend to break away from traditions and cultural norms? Are you the rebellious type?

Pietà: Name something that tugs at your heartstrings.

Venus De Milo: Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter what they've been through in the past?

The Thinker: Do you often find yourself getting lost in thought? What is it usually about?

The Great Wave off Kanagawa: Do you like the Ocean?

Water Lily Pond: What are your favorite flowers?

Capitoline Wolf: What is your relationship with animals? Do you like them? What is your favorite animal?

Winged Victory of Samothrace: Do you strive to meet your goals and never give up on them?

Nighthawks: Are you a night owl or a early bird?

Lady with an Ermine: Do you have any pets? Would you like to have pets? If so, what would your dream pet be?

Wanderer above the Sea of Fog: Do you tend to get lost easily?

Napoleon Crossing the Alps: Are you a brave and daring individual? Would you fight for freedom if you had to?

The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp: Do you value your ability to get an education?

Christina's World: Is there anything you long for?

Washington Crossing the Delaware: Do you want to make an impact on this world? What do you want to be remembered for?

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☼ - appearance headcanon

In general he is very dried up and leathery like the kind of Egyptian mummy that happened accidentally by being buried in hot sand

he used to wear gloves to hide his creepy skeleton-bone fingertips when he left the radio station but he stopped caring and now he just lets the jingle-jangles hang out. he has cleaned up the once-ragged edges where the flesh ends so it’s still body horror but it’s neat, well-kempt body horror

#Anonymous

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☾ - sleep headcanon

Robbie is an owl and he sleeps all day and plays at night

for values of “all day” which vary

#Anonymous

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Headcanon Meme

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters/ship in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon. Yes. Do it. ☾ - sleep headcanon ★ - sad headcanon ☆ - happy headcanon ☠ - angry/violent headcanon ✿ - Sex headcanon ■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon ♡ - romantic headcanon ♥ - family headcanon ☮ - friendship headcanon ♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon ☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon ▼ - childhood headcanon ∇ -. old age/aging headcanon ♒ - cooking/food headcanon ☼ - appearance headcanon ൠ - random headcanon ◉ - Any other question of your choosing

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anyway, here’s “wonderwall”

#live on the airwaves ]] ]]

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[[ CURRENTLY AIRING ON WWV: robbie’s slow and incredibly painful-to-listen-to attempt to play “stairway to heaven” on an electric bass without ever having practiced it before. he knows it’s shitty and he’s inflicting it on the airwaves on purpose because he has the ability to do so. in the background, the stray cat who usually stays up in the parking lot is yowling ]]

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Send me symbol for my muse’s opinion:

☠ : Opinion on death ➶ : Opinion on killing ☮: Opinion on peace ☯: Do they believe in karma? ✤ : Do they believe in luck? ✟ : Religious beliefs ♂ : Sexuality ☿: Opinion on gender ❤: Opinion on love ❥ :Opinion on love from the first sight ♞: Favorite animal(s) ☕: Favorite food(s) ♛ : Opinion on outer beauty ☀ : Favorite season(s) ☽ : Favorite time of day ☂ : Favorite weather ◎ : Opinion on lying

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[[ the bones are showing at the tips of robbie’s fingers so he can get up in somebody’s face all pointing at them and saying “I GOT A BONE TO PICK your nose buddy” ]]

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Put "Truth" in my ask box followed by a question, no matter what I'll have to answer it.

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what even is the point of being this damn old if I don’t get to have fun with it

#dash commentary

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I was there and this is true

they call it automotive erotic fixation cuz back before the war ‘n’ shit folks’d be fukken dyin’ from fancy jackoffs in their fukken cars, only since we don’t go fukken drivin’ cars too much nowadays it moved into the fukken closets, see

#fancycoatpossum #nsfw #reblogging my own posts... muncest??

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40, 41, 44

How misanthropic are they?I wouldn’t call him misanthropic -- he doesn’t want the kids to stay off his lawn because he dislikes them, in fact the kids are welcome to play in his yard, only he spent too long alone and hasn’t had, like, therapy or anything to get himself back into the world of people. He likes people just fine, he just stays behind multiple layers of irony to be safe

Hobbies?giving people incorrect facts about pre-war life and baseball

Superstitions or views on the occult?superstitions are like “if you do X then Y will/won’t happen” and the world is nowhere near that logical or reasonable about things, all superstitions are bunk

#gasolineanecdotes

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38

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

drugs... mentats, mostly, these days

#jackscrewed

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19

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Robbie works at his mixing board until he passes out at it, because keeping himself super busy and absorbed and in the zone saves him from having to think about anything before falling asleep at night

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☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?