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this song screams dabi to me so expect a one shot soon 😫 are there any certain songs that scream dabi or any other mha character to you? let me know!

#i'm alive #i have dabi brain rot #please help

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my Jujutsu Kaisen trio 💓

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this was IMMACULATE. i can now die happily thank you 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

clouds

smoke sessions with suna always end the same way, but tonight’s proves to be different.

+ pairing: stoner!suna rintarou x female reader

+ word count: 1.9k

+ cw: {they’re 18+} drug usage + hinted dealing, cursing, shotgunning (once), high sex, unprotected sex, sloppy car smut, riding, (one) use of the pet name ‘bunny’, lil dash of fluff.

+ a/n: be nice this is only like the second time i’ve ever wrote sm*t & i really tried to make it all poetic but it turned into.. you’ll see

clouds. they filled your consciousness, your lungs, the air around you, everything was deep in the white. or maybe you were up in them, you weren’t really sure anymore. the only thing you were positive of, was the slight burn sitting in your chest, the dull twinkling of the stars through the tinted sunroof, and suna’s big hand draping on your upper thigh.

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hi yes i'm alive i'm just drowning in school work and have zero motivation to do anything. i am sorry.

#i hate it here #pls my sleeping schedule is just getting worse and worse #i'm about to drop out hehe #rays struggles😀

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Hi!! Can I request hcs for bokuto, oikawa, kuroo, and tsukki??? How will they react if their s/o didn't save their contacts under a sweet name or what? Like for example, oikawa's s/o save his number as plain "oikawa" skdjskskkaa whereas he saved their number under a sweet pet name and with lots of hearts 😂

this sounds like something I would do LMAO

when their s/o didn’t save their contacts under a cute name

feat. Bokuto, Oikawa, Kuroo, Tsukishima

Bokuto

cute owl boy has your phone and is taking selfies on it

by the way, this entire time, you’re in the clubroom looking for your phone

but back to Bokuto, he finds a selfie he likes and decides to change his contact image to that. so when he calls, you’re greeted with a beautiful picture of him (it’s not flattering at all- that’s the joke to him)

when you find Bokuto in the gym, you’re relieved to see your phone in his hands

“Koutarou!! you found my phone- are you alright?” you ask, noticing his hair was deflated and he had sad puppy eyes

he looks up at you and sighs, “I saw what you had on your phone”

a wave of confusion hits you, and suddenly Akaashi is standing right next to you, interrogating you

“Y/n-san, what is Bokuto talking about? what did you have on your phone that could upset him?” he asks

your eyes widen at the accusation, “I have NOTHING wrong on my phone Akaashi, you better not be accusing me of do-” but you’re interrupted by Bokuto

“Y/n has my name saved as ‘Bokuto’” he sighs

you and Akaashi blink at Bokuto, then at each other

“I’m sorry, what did you say Bokuto-san?” Akaashi asks, clearly confused at the situation

Bokuto brings out his own phone, “look, this is my contact name for Y/n!!”

💖the cutest person to have ever graced this planet🥺

Akaashi pinches the bridge of his nose, “I don’t know what to say anymore. Y/n, you know how to fix this”

you walk up to your boyfriend and give him a hug

“I didn’t realize how much this meant to you babe, I’ll change it right now”

Bokuto watched you change his contact name from Bokuto to cute owl boy🦉and nodded in approval

and just like that, his hair was back to normal and he was giving you a million kisses

“that’s perfect babe” he says

Akaashi is still standing there, rubbing the temples of his forehead, “I hate it here”

Oikawa

“Y/n-chan, what photo do you have for my contact?”

you paused for a bit, “hmm, I don’t remember, let me check”

you open your phone and open up his contact, his photo is a cute candid you took of him on one of your dates. when you show him, you watch his smile grow and then falter

“Tooru- what’s wrong?” you ask

Oikawa starts to pout, and you can’t help but eye roll because you know it’ll be over something ridiculous

“you have my name saved as ‘Oikawa’??”

“yeah why, is that not your name??” you ask, raising an eyebrow

Oikawa rolls his eyes and pulls out his phone to show you the contact name he’s saved for you

y/n-chan💕✨💖

you look at the phone and back at him, “that’s my name too you know??”

you watch your boyfriend throw his hands in the air out of frustration, “oh my god, yeah but I wrote Y/n-chan because that’s what I call you and I added cute emojis at the end because you’re cute!!”

Oikawa folded his arms at you and you really can’t help but giggle, “you’re so cute Tooru”

but he isn’t done lecturing you, “NOT ONLY THAT- but the least you could have done was change it to my first name instead of keeping it as my last name. how else will people know we’re dating if you write my name the same way you do everyone else??”

you playfully glare at the setter, “Tooru. let me see your phone”

he hands you his phone in confusion and you start to scroll through his contacts, stopping at one particular name

iwa-chan💕✨💖

you look up at your boyfriend, “how will people know we’re dating if you write my name the same way you write Iwaizumi’s??”

Kuroo

you could have sworn you just had your phone

“hey babe, have you seen my phone?” you ask, searching through your school bag

your boyfriend shakes his head, “where did you last use it?”

“in the clubroom”

and like that, the two of you are in the volleyball clubroom, searching for your phone

“can you try calling it” you suggest, and he does

Kuroo hears your phone vibrate on a shelf and grabs it, “found it!”

when you approach him to retrieve it, you notice a frown on his face

“what’s wrong?” you ask, no idea as to why he was upset at your phone. you literally had nothing compromising on it

he shows you your phone lock screen, where it displays that you had one missed call from him

“my contact name on your phone... is Kuroo?” he asks

you try to take your phone back but he holds it up in the air, so you’re unable to reach

“yeah, it is. why?”

he sighs and opens up his phone and shows you your contact name

kitten❤️

just reading the nickname causes you to blush

Kuroo hands back your phone and leans forward so his face is a mere inches from yours

“can you change it” he asks, and you meekly nod

but before you can unlock your phone, you are bombarded with texts from Lev, asking if you’ve found your phone yet

Kuroo notices that Lev’s contact name is NEKOMA’S ACE, LEV☺️

“...why do you have a special name for Lev, kitten”

you laugh and flick Kuroo’s forehead, “you think I wrote that? no that was all Lev”

Tsukki

you were eating lunch with the volleyball team, much to Tsukishima’s dismay

he just wanted to eat alone with you, and maybe Yamaguchi

they were talking about how some small actions that no one ever thinks about could be an indication of how they feel about another person

“like contact names!!” Nishinoya announces

Sugawara blinks at the libero, “no, contact names aren’t subtle at all. it’s a dead giveaway” he turns to you, “for example, Y/n, what’s Tsukishima’s contact in your phone?”

your boyfriend turns to you, “don’t” he says, partly because he doesn’t want the team to get involved with your relationship and surely because he knows how annoying they’ll be when they see you have some mushy name for him

but it’s too late, you’re already showing your phone to the team, “it’s just Tsukishima” you say nonchalantly

Sugawara holds back a laugh, but the second years lost their minds over this

Tsukishima turns to you, “that’s it?”

you nod at him, “yeah- why what’s wrong. did you expect something else?”

“well I just thought you’d have time cute nickname for me. I guess not” he says

you roll your eyes at his passive aggressiveness, “no okay, don’t give me that attitude. this has been your contact name since we met, and I just didn’t change it when we dated. did you change my name?”

Tsukishima says nothing, but he pulls out his own phone to show you what you’re saved as

dumbass

“IF ANYTHING THAT’S WORSE THAN WHAT I DID” you exclaim. the laughter from Nishinoya, Tanaka, and Sugawara grows louder and the rest of the team can’t help but be amused at the scene before them

“but at least I cared enough to change it and give you a nickname” your boyfriend scoffs

you glare at him and start typing away at your phone, “fine, if that’s how you’re going to be then HERE”

Tsukishima expected you to write something like ‘salty beanpole’ or ‘dinosaur simp’- something insulting but what you wrote instead surprised him

❤️🥺the sweetest and cutest boyfriend in existence💖🥰

this prompts more laughter from the trio as they watch your boyfriend grow shades redder

you hold back your own laughter as you nudge your blushy boyfriend, “you happy now Kei?” you tease

“...yeah”

#this gave me much needed serotonin thank you #ray's fav reads

[waifuuwhore]

THE. CHAIN. THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL OH MY NVFDLUVHELRAIUB

Tetsuro Kuroo ~ PSD/nsfw/vid process/HD jpg/steps,etc ;3- http://sakimichanart.com/Tetsuro  #Haikyuu

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Kyotani being a protective boyfriend

a/n | so i couldn’t get this thought of kyotani just being the most protective boyfriend ever and its so cute. and no he’s not a toxic over-protective boyfriend because he respects woman <3

warnings | kyotani x fem!reader, a man being a weirdo, kyotani being a good boyfriend, some cussing

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The weather had a nice warm feeling with a slight breeze. You dug your feet deeper into the sand, relishing the way the tiny ground up pieces of seashells felt in between your toes. You leaned back into the foldable chair you had brought and sighed contently. When you looked to your right, you saw Kyotani laying on his stomach on the beach towel he put down on the sand. You smiled to yourself when you saw his eyes closed and dug around in your beach bag to snap a quick picture of your lover. Scrunching your eyebrows in frustration, you realized you left your phone in the car. “Kyo, i’m gonna go get my phone i’ll be right back.” You heard a slight grumble of a “okay” before you stood up and made your way to the car, thankfully it wasn’t too far. Kyotani opened his eyes and watched your figure as you opened the car door, bending over the front seat to retrieve your phone that was in the cupholder. His eyes were glued onto you until a man walked up and started talking to you, your body immediately straightening. The stranger took a step closer, putting an hand on the car next to you, almost pinning you to the car.

Kyotani isn’t the type to get over-protective because he knows you can handle yourself (he’s watched you beat up Oikawa one time because he was being an annoying little pervert) but he will more than gladly step in when he needs too. The blonde continued to watch as you talked to the stranger, your uncomfortableness starting to becoming visible, you tried to step away from him but he grabbed your arm to stop you. He felt his anger start to bubble up inside of him because who dares to put their hands on his girlfriend?! Adrenaline pumped through Kyotani’s veins as he stomped his way towards the two of you.

“C’mon sweetheart, your boyfriend doesn’t have to know~” Your face contorted into disgust as tried to pry the mans grip open from your arm. “Let go of me you weirdo!” You resisted the urge to spit at him when you looked at his creepy smile. Thinking about your only two options now, you think about punching him or kneeing him in his balls. But before you could do either, the sounds of footsteps interrupted your thoughts. 

“Oi, what do you think you’re doing?” Kyotani stared down at the man as he let go of your arm. You move towards your lover and hold onto his arm, relief washing over you. “So this is your boyfriend?” The stranger sneered at him, slightly puffing his chest out, trying to make himself seem tougher. Kyotani chuckled at the man and took a step closer to him, your hand slipping from his arm.

“You come around here and put your hands on my girl like that again, I’ll kick your ass.” He looked down at the creep to intimidate him with their slight height difference. They stared at each other for a couple seconds before the man scoffed and looked at you then back at Kyotani. “I hope you make good use of that whore body she has.” The man moves to turn around but not before Kyotani’s fist collides with his face, instantly knocking him down. 

“Say that shit again I dare you!” Kyotani leans over the man, chest heaving in anger as he clutched them mans shirt, ready to hit him again. He only coughs and holds his jaw into his hand. 

“Kyo, stop, please.” You put your hand onto his shoulder and try to pull him off of the man. People starting to watch the scene. He shoves the man back into the ground and stares him down once again. “Stay away from me and her or next time I’ll send you to the hospital.” Kyotani grabs your hand and walks back to your claimed spot in the sand. You fumble with the keys to make sure the car is locked while Kyo drags you. He huffs as he plops down onto the towel he was previously laying on and brings you down with him. His anger starts to subside once he has you wrapped up in his arms and your scent invaded his senses. 

“Thank you for protecting me, Kyo.” You kissed his hand as you rubbed his arm.

“I’ll always protect you, y/n.”  

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okay so this is my first oneshot IN FOREVER so it kinda sucks. but please let me know what you guys think!

#haikyuu x reader #kyotani x y/n #kyotani imagine #kyotani #kyotani kentaro #haikyuu oneshot #haikyuu kyotani #kyotani being the best boyfriend #simp for kyotani #kyoutani #kyoutani fluff #kyoutani x reader

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𝚑𝚎𝚢, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐! 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜. 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚢, 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 ♥ -𝚛𝚊𝚢

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❃ 𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜

❃ 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜

❃ 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎

❃ 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 (𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗)

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Since life starts at conception according to republicans doesn’t it mean that they post child porn when they post those embryo pictures?

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to all the bloggers who create,

to all the bloggers who write,

to all the bloggers who share,

to all the bloggers who appreciate,

to all the bloggers who read,

to all the bloggers who encourage,

THANK YOU.

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END SARS

END POLICE BRUTALITY IN NIGERIA

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pls why is making a navigation page so stressful omg 

#just ray being a boke #send help

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WHAT A DAY TO BE A KYOUTANI STAN 

smileforanny @ twitter

WOOF WOOF am i right

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okay so i did not expect my ushijima drabble THAT I POSTED AT 3 AM get so many likes?? thank you so much?? i have writings in the works right now and i cant wait to post them for you all :DD 

#haikyuu x reader #i am shook #thank you for reading my work

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Ushijima thoughts | 18+ NSFW | mentions of dumification kink, dom!ushijima

head empty just thoughts full of ushijima always being so soft with you during sex, but one night while you two are doing the nasty, you call him sir on accident and everything in him SNAPS. “sir, huh? fuck, love you’re just full of surprises.” he’s grunting in your ear, rutting his hips even harder and faster than he was before. he’s telling you to beg for his cum, but he’s fucking you so good you can’t even speak properly. he chuckles lowly at this, enjoying how cute and dumb you are. “aw have i fucked you dumb, love?” he chuckles again then pulls his cock out to flip your body over so you’re on your hands a knees. he pushes your upper body down with both his hands to arch your back as far down as he can then he slams his hips into your ass. he groans at the sight of your ass rippling at every thrust he makes. you cry out a bunch of pleases, not even sure what you’re begging for. are you begging for him to make you cum? to ease up on all the weight he’s putting into your lower back? to fill you up with all his cum? you don’t know. but what you do know is that he feels so fucking good rubbing your velvety walls with his thick, long cock. 

#ushijima x reader #ushijima smut #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu drabble #haikyuu smut #it is 3am and all i can think about is ushijima #wakatoshi x reader #ushijima wakatoshi #wakatoshiushijima

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i love being a kyoutani stan 🥴

kinktober - day 13

kyoutani kentarou - intercural sex 

kinktober faq prompt list

*NSFW warning featuring intercural sex* gender neutral reader

Intercrural sex is a type of non-penetrative sex, in which a person places their penis between the receiving partner’s thighs and thrusts to create friction.

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There were a lot of reasons Kentarou didn’t particularly enjoy coming to practice - besides loud ass Oikawa and rude ass Yahaba, your sexy ass only added to his list of annoyances. 

Did you have to wear such short shorts? He couldn’t take his eyes off of your butt - unless it was to look over to your thighs. And holy shit, your thighs were hot. 

By the end of practice Kentarou was nothing but desperate for you. And he knew that you knew it - he was absolutely dreading the teasing you’d probably put him through.

As always, he stayed until you were ready to go - which was when everyone else had already left. You were the one responsible with locking up - after the oh so smart captain managed to lose the gym’s keys… twice. 

He was hiding in the locker room from his annoying teammates when you came to get him. 

“You ready to go?” 

He gave a short nod, and you walked closer to the bench he was sitting on. 

“You okay?” 

He nodded again, and you gave him a smirk before pressing a kiss to his forehead. 

“I saw you watching me all practice,” you hummed, resting your arms on his shoulders. 

“What else would I be looking at?” 

“The ball, Kentarou.” 

“I don’t care about the ball, I want to be looking at you.” Even though he sounded grumpy, you could find the sweetness in his words. “You shouldn’t wear such short shorts if you want me to focus on practice.” 

“Oh, so it’s my fault now?” you giggled. You traced his sharp jawline with your finger - the usual tenseness that was there melted away underneath your touch. “I like knowing you’re looking at me. I’m looking at you, too, you know.” 

He wanted to roll his eyes, because he didn’t understand why you’d be looking at him. But he didn’t - he didn’t want to break eye contact with you. 

“I especially like seeing how tight those shorts get after I bend down a few times.” 

He had nothing to say - what you said was true. There was no hiding the effect you had on him. 

“Do you want some help taking care of that?” 

He nodded immediately; he needed you bad. And when you kissed him, he was sure you were gonna give yourself to him - until you pulled away. 

“I’m gonna need more than a nod,” you said, backing away from him. “Unless you don’t really want me -”

Kentarou really hated when you did this. Why on earth would you say something like that? He doesn’t just want you - he fucking needed you. And he’d do anything to get you. 

So he shot up and went after you, sandwiching you between himself and the wall. 

“Stop saying that. You know it’s not true.” 

You nodded, waiting for him to continue. 

With the purest puppy dog eyes and a deep breath he said, “please, Y/N.” 

It was like you had sanded away all of his rough edges. He couldn’t explain it - you just had that effect on him. He wanted to whisper sweet things to you on a Saturday morning. He wanted to take you on picnics and not care about the bugs that’d annoy the shit out of him. He wanted to make love to you - he wanted you to tease him, to control him, to take power over him. 

And he would say please as many times as he needed to, because you’re you. You made him feel comfortable enough to get away with it. 

“What do you need, babe?” 

“You,” he breathed, his forehead falling against yours. He glanced down your body to your thighs - your gorgeous fucking thighs. He had to get his hands on them. “Here.” 

“Here?” you asked knowingly, squeezing your legs together. 

“Yeah.” 

The sight was jaw dropping - he didn’t understand how the hell you were real, or why you were with him. 

“Please.” 

Your answer was a kiss to his lips. “Can you hurry? We’ve got to be out of here in… less than five minutes.” 

“Yeah,” he said, the whispers of a moan on the edge of his voice. He was about to cum just at the sight of you - he’s sure he’d bust the moment his dick slides between your perfect legs. 

And he held on tight to the outside of your thighs as he did just that: slid himself between them. Typically this called for lube, but right now he wasn’t missing it. You were warm and soft and sexy, and you were moaning softly just for him - it was perfect. 

Your lips attached to his tan neck and that only added to his pleasure. He’s sure his face looked angry - you had told him before his sex-face was the same as his pissed-off-face - but he didn’t let himself care. 

He got lost in you. In your sweet scent, your soft touch, your pretty face. His toes were tingling as he kept rocking his hips towards you, getting faster and faster and faster until he was right about to cum. 

He never knew whether he should warn you or not, but he spoke before he even realized what he was saying. “I-I’m cumming, Y/N.”

And then he did - pulling away and letting it land on the front of your legs. He bit down onto your shoulder hard, and you’d definitely scold him for it later, but he couldn’t help it. 

Now, he felt like he’d just woken up - that the aching in his groin was gone and he could finally focus on other things. For starters, pulling up his shorts. And then, cleaning you up. 

He grabbed a towel and knelt in front of you and wiped your legs clean. Your hand fell to rest in his short hair, scratching it softly, and his lips felt magnetized to your skin. And he found himself already getting turned on as he kissed up towards the end of your shorts. 

Kentarou couldn’t stand how easily he could just lose himself in you.

“You can keep doing that when we get home,” you told him, pulling him right out of his trance. This time, he let himself roll his eyes.  

Disappointed, he stood up, and you kissed his lips sweetly. 

Impatient as ever, he said “Let’s go. I don’t want to wait.” 

You made sure to walk in front of him on the walk home - just so he had a nice view. 

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tune in tomorrow for kinktober day 14: fingering + orgasm denial 

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09. therapeutic

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a/n: i hope you picked up on all the hints I dropped through out the last chapters so the next ones aren’t too confusing 😭

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