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Truly inspiring.

#YOU MY BOY SPARK #YOU MY BOY #i've never been prouder to be team instinct than i have in this moment #just kidding #i've always been proud #because team instinct is the greatest #COME AT ME #game: pokemon go

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I’ve been too busy to post all week, so HERE. Take some selfies of my girlfriend being a stone-cold fox.

Or uh, dog. And flower princess.

Who works on a Sunday anyway

#i'm flying out to see her again in 4 days and i am unbelievably excited #and also more than a little nervous as i'm flying standby and that's a whole thing in itself #but mostly excited #disneyland and the wizarding world of hp won't know what's hit it #mostly because we're very short #and they'll probably not see us #hashtag team lovesick #FOUR DAYS

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Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

#fuck yeah #goblet of fire was my favourite hp book growing up #and still is #i love everything about that book #it was the first one to really hook me into reading harry potter as well #(look... it's a long story okay? don't judge me) #(please) #(i'm sorry) #film: harry potter and the goblet of fire #CEDRIC WHY

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X-Men Redesigns by Stefan Tosheff

#I LOVE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH #especially nightcrawler and sunfire #sweet holy hell #and fucking storm looking badass as all hell #yes #yesss #give me all of this content #give me all of these redesigns #comic: x-men

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Be careful, Diana. They do not deserve you.

Wonder Woman (2017)

#i was trying to avoid watching this until i'd seen batman vs superman (hahahahaha still in no rush for that dumpster fire) but i caved #and oh man it looks pretty great #and i'm weirdly pumped #and it's hardcore reminding me of the first captain america #between this and suicide squad there might just be some dc movies i want to see #it's an august miracle #film: wonder woman

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#i don't know what the hell this is from or what the hell this is for but i love it #oh man oh man i love it #this is GREAT #and the fact that it's yellow is totally meshing with my whole team instinct vibe right now #so yeah #YEAH #awesome.

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Suffice to say I’m not handling today well

#not all heroes wear capes #some hide under them when things get difficult #and you know what #that's great too #because it's still heroic as all hell to come out from under them again afterwards #hashtag team lovesick #also can i just point out that despite her repeated requests i've still declined to murder her #and to think she used to believe i was a serial killer

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#basically how all conversations with my girlfriend go #just replace spooky with creepy #it even captures her same embarrassment towards me as a person #and exacerbation #tv: the x-files #i feel ya mulder #i feel ya #theprincess-liv

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Anyway, I just wanted to say… for me, it’s just you. Till the end of the world.

Finish the Song

#AW YEAH THE BREAKING BAD LOCATION #man this show has just gotten better and better each week #i might be the thing i most look forward to watching now? #which is just. whoa. #i did not expect that #and just holy hell the cinematography in it #i can't even praise it enough #tv: preacher #why aren't more people watching this what the hell

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You’re an old man’s battle fodder, killing everyone and everything!

#i still really really need to watch the black and chrome version of this #i can't wait #i feel like i've been waiting all my life #it's going to be glorious #like fury road is finally witnessing me #witness me fury road #WITNESS ME #film: mad max fury road

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#add to the list of games i still need to play someday but still haven't played yet #because i'm the worst #do you guys remember when i used to have free time and wasn't constantly working? #boy i miss that #those were fun times #game: infamous second son #at least you'll always be pretty to look at game #when i can find time to look at you

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#about me #this is a complete about me #albeit minus the olympic routine bit #unless it was trampolining #i used to line the SHIT out of tramps back in the way #(wait...)

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My internal fatal error… From which my system cannot safely recover. Kernel panic. Day number six without sleep. I’m crashing. Next, my consciousness will go. The panic isn’t settling in anymore. It’s just there. The scream in my mind is coming back.

eps2.1_k3rnel-pan1c.ksd

#add to the list to shows i keep meaning to watch but keep forgetting to watch #because i'm the worst #I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT OKAY I KNOW #I WANT TO WATCH IT SO BAD #ONE DAY I SWEAR #ONE DAAAAAY #tv: mr robot #also boy howdy do i sure how this graphic doesn't inadvertently have any spoilers in it #guess i'll find out eventually

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#I didn't always think so  #I decided this at the end of our first date  #after he kissed me and it was like  #not fireworks  #more like  #an aurora borealis  #softer  #prettier  #longer lasting  #is that gross  #I think it's pretty gross  

My boyfriend is flipping gorgeous everybody Esp as a pink fairy princess

#it's definitely pretty gross #i still can't believe you screencapped these #especially the super posey ones #WHICH I WILL POINT OUT WERE PERFORMED IN IRONY #i promise i don't really snapchat like this #also holy shit #i love the line 'not like fireworks more like an aurora borealis' so much #it sounds like it belongs in a john green novel #hashtag team lovesick #we need to include that in something one day #either a play or a film #maybe a novella #it's too great not to

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#this show is seriously getting so good #and just so bizarre #it's like all the absurdity of twin peaks #but on crystal meth #and with added angels and demons and vampires #and uh #crazy dark set pieces #tv: preacher

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Before // After

#my girlfriend continues to be a total stunner in every situation possible #even when it's a billion degrees outside and she's had to walk all the way to campus #even when she's under the peculiar notion that she isn't a total stunner #mad that one #but just the bloody prettiest #hashtag team lovesick #i get to see her face again properly in a few weeks and i am GIDDY #(in hindsight these were some exceedingly british sounding tags) #(my sincerest apologies)

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Pokemon Go explained. (Tweet by @toothpastecomics.)

#GEODUDE IS REAL #AND STRONG #AND MY FRIEND #i've watched this thing over like twelve times now #it's beautiful #too beautiful #obama will forever be my president #i don't care if i'm not actually american #or if i can't vote in american elections #or that i don't actually live in america at all (yet) #this man is a treasure #and he will stay in my heart until the end of days #just like geodude in his #tv: pokemon #OBAMA MORE LIKE YO-BAMA