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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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Hey, wonderful tmagp reminder

Alice's brother used to be in a band called Bullets for Saint Sebastian, Saint Sebastian of course being a real saint, known for many things but in particular known for curing/preventing the plague, and being the saint of plague victims.

Alice's brother is now in a band called Dredgerman- which google won't give me a decent definition for, but, dredging is the process of removing resources from a water environment. This I feel either links to the vast or the extinction.

Either way Alice's brother is gonna be in some kind of grifters bone type shit

#tmagp #the magnus universe #tmagp theory #alice dyer #alice tmagp

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Here's my fucked up little creature hunting me

(his name is Salem)

(his middle name is Morpheus)

#meowpheus #my cat

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Michael: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF THE HALLW-

Gerry: wow you're tall

Michael: thanks?

Gerry: how tall are you?

Michael: i dunno like 6'6", 6'11" with the door

Gerry: [twirling his hair] omg "with the door"! You are SO funny

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Friendly reminder NOT to bully people (especially literal children) for their battle jackets/vests, even if they suck absolute ass.

Try giving constructive criticism instead of being a dick about it. No matter how bad one looks, or how far it may be from what a battle jacket/vest is supposed to be, a lot of time and love went into that shit. Somebody worked hard on that, and are hopefully proud of their work. It's okay to tell them what's wrong with it, and how they can improve, but it's not okay to make fun of the way it's put together, or how it looks. Help people get better, don't put them down.

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OH MY GOD ITS CALLED LOCKPICK????????

INCREDIBLE.

.... Can someone please write a Needles x Gerry x Michael fic...?

I will pay you a whole £2

I need them to be happy, I need a good ass fic. I need to explore how Needles could cuddle someone without properly hurting someone, Michael the distortion could be the middle spoon so Needles doesn't Get Gerry.

Maybe Needles does acupuncture! Gerry is stressed! Maybe that's a thing!

I wanna know how they meet, I wanna scream

#lockpick #gerry x needles x michael #tma #tmagp

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.... Can someone please write a Needles x Gerry x Michael fic...?

I will pay you a whole £2

I need them to be happy, I need a good ass fic. I need to explore how Needles could cuddle someone without properly hurting someone, Michael the distortion could be the middle spoon so Needles doesn't Get Gerry.

Maybe Needles does acupuncture! Gerry is stressed! Maybe that's a thing!

I wanna know how they meet, I wanna scream

#going insane #tma #tmagp #gerry keay #the magnus universe #the magnus protocol #michael distortion #needles #tmagp needles

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jon + the admiral comfort doodles

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims

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Pin for survivors

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everyone throw me Jonelias fics pleaspleasepleaseplease

i am hungry for my boys

if i see another fucking dubious tag i'm gonna explode

please let them be monsters but not that type of monsters

i will boop you as payment

#jonelias #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #the magnus universe

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i am a boop slut. a slut for boops. i see a boop button? i boop. and then i boop again.

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WHY IS BONZO CREDITED NOW

WHY IS HE NOW A REAL LIFE ENTITY

FUCK DIRECTLY OFF YOU SPOOKY BITCH

#mr bonzo #kiss my ass #i hate mr bonzo #mr bonzo more like mr bonsNO #i'll shit in ur mouth jonny #how's them apples #huh #how'd you like them apples

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.... is it just the mr bonzo theme?... for an hour...?

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAG

#mr bonzo #alex and jonny #you bastards #i knew not to expect anything good from you

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WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAG

#screaming #tmagp #what is this #IM FEARFUL #its the first of april too #im done for

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Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...

Boop

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Whoever said Dev Patel as Jon Sims you’re so correct (also… more Gerry <33)

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i can never find any jonelias content and it absolutely kills me.

fyi i know the ship isn't healthy, but very few ships in tma are, including jmart, i dont genuinely believe that jonelias is 'good' in that sense, but it is narratively incredibly interesting

#tma #the magnus archives #jonelias #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #your honour i love them #your honour i hate them