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Nothing makes me want to make art Less than having to do it. Like art class??? Absolute torture.

Also people won’t even buy my cheap af commissions, what makes you think a company would pay me???

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

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Consider: the entire Vox Machina campaign except everyone is wearing giant pink fur coats.

“Faux Pachina” (a beautifully selected name, thanks to @MIHistoryGuy on Twitter)

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I feel it's important you all know this is the cat Astarion is based on.

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a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

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You’ll never know which

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

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Rip Chetney Pock’o’pea, he would’ve loved the German candy store at EPCOT

#critical role #chetney pock o'pea #disney world #epcot

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listen to me you do not need a random internet bozo to tell you how to enjoy anything. that's literally how fiction WORKS. you can do whatever you want, you can ship or not ship whatever you want. making 'guides' to properly consume something in a respectful way is cult shit fandom is not real life!! we're supposed to be cringe!! stop taking the fun out of fun and just make the dolls kiss!!!! jesus

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I need everyone to see this

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I should NOT have read the comments on the last official CR Instagram post 😭 I have 10 episodes to catch up on

#rip

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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This is so stupid but

#Star Wars

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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If you’re the author of a Venom x reader fic that’s about y/n fucking him in a gas station bathroom after getting ketchup on their Venom shirt and having to wash it in the sink- I just wanna let you know that even tho the fic is no longer on AO3 (from what I can find) and it’s been like 6 years, it’s become an integral part of my friendship with my bestie and she literally just texted me asking for a link so they could show her new gf- we also made our mostly straight, mostly non-monsterfucker guy friend read it back in the day

You’re a legend to us xoxo

#fanfiction #ao3 #venom #venom x reader

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(Controversial Poly Machina opinion below, you’ve been warned)

Percy: This is my wife Vex and her girlfriend Keyleth and her other girlfriend Zahra and Zahra’s husband Kash and Keyleth’s boyfriend Vax who is also my boyfriend and Vax’s boyfriend Gilmore and Gilmore’s husband Darius and Grog who’s fwb with Vax, Scanlan, and Vex and Scanlan’s wife Pike and our friend Taryon and his husband Lawrence

#critical role #vox machina #poly machina #critical role campaign 1 #the hottest of takes #I’m not sorry

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Fjord: This is my fiancée Jester and her girlfriend Beau and Beau’s wife Yasha and Yasha’s best friend and also my partner Molly and Molly, Jester, and I’s boyfriend Caleb and Caleb’s other boyfriend Essek and Caleb’s exes/fwbs Astrid and Eadwulf who are married to each other and Caleb’s best friend Veth who is married to Yeza but half-jokingly propositions most of us regularly- and then there’s also Caduceus, our relationship counselor

#critical role #the mighty nein #polynein #critical role campaign 2

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love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.