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Reblog if you can’t remember what even you did with your time before you became a multifandom mess.
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All these fictional women be getting into love triangles when in reality it is hard enough to get one person to fall in love with you.
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tony: so im stuck here and dying... this is hopeless... i need someone to save me....
tony:
tony:...for once in my life someone pls just come and save me...
tony:
nebula: ...dude.
tony:
tony: godDAMMIT *pushes himself up, pulls out pliers, goggles and a torch out of thin air, starts piecing spare parts and trash off of the Guardians' ship into the Large Hadron Collider, ThanosBuster and the Death Star* JUST ONCE. JUST FUCKING ONCE. I'D LIKE TO BE SAVED FOR ONCE. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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peter: *singing to a YouTube video* you are my fire
tony: *quietly* my one desire
bruce: *half-asleep* believe when i say
natasha: *not looking up from her magazine* i want it that way
clint: *busting in* tELL ME WHY
everyone, unenthusiastically: ain’t nothing but a heartache
clint: tELLL ME WHY
everyone: ain’t nothing but a mistake
clint: tell me whyyyy
tony: i never wanna hear you sayyy
peter, loudly: I WANT IT THAT WAYY
steve and thor: w- what
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Pepper: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Peter: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Tony: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Stephen: Mental stability, my old friend!
Rhodey: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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books with love triangles should have a special kind of sticker on the cover so i know which books to avoid like the plague
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Happy New Year!
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Coming into a fandom late
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[upon learning that Austria finally returns Hungary's feelings]
APH Poland: You and him?
APH Hungary: Why not? He's a 9, I'm an 8.
APH Poland: He's a 10, you're a 6.
APH Hungary: You're a bitch, I'm a 7!
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Loving You (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/vv1dSY27xF
Lucas Blaine maybe the most popular boy in Azeala High but don’t think he’s your typical bad boy, he’s a sweetheart but a naughty charmer.
Jasmine Williams is your generic glasses wearing loner. The shy girl who preferred to remain in the shadows.
When Lucas takes an intense liking to Jasmine things get very interesting…
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I leaned in clos…
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Basically everyone before and after The Hobbit
When watching Lord of the Rings: OMG I WANNA MARRY LEGOLAS AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN WITH HIM.
When watching The Hobbit ten years later: LEGOLAS, SAY HI TO YOUR NEW STEPMOTHER.
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Merlin: Am I going too far?
Lancelot: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
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Teen Love by Gabriel Picolo
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Levi: If anything goes wrong, fake a heart attack.
Hange: What are we thinking the classic Angina, or something sexier like a Myocardial Infarction?
Levi: Just drop on the ground and wiggle.
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