Husband: Honey, what are you thinking? Going out and mowing the lawn isn’t good for you right now. You’re six months pregnant.
Wife: What? The doctor told me to push!
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Me: *Runs into a random store. Let’s go with Walmart*
Best friend: Oh, hey. Look. They have pocky for sale.
Me: OHMAHGAH *Runs around in place while flailing arms*
Best friend: Why do I know you...?
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Momo:Did you listen to my aesthetic teaching at all!?
Me:No, Momo. I was out dumpster diving.
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This. This is just great. Food Wars always makes me laugh.
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New friend: H-hello, I’m-
Me: HI I’M KUMO BE MY FRIEND I HAVE FOOD.
New friend: U-um... s-sure...-
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have another one for the sacrifice!
Best friend: >.> You’re freaking your new friend out.
New friend: YOU LIVED...!?
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The Signs as birb memes
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
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🤔 Gonna see if this works...
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
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Me: *Goes to a classthat I actually need a textbook for*
Also me: *Internally screaming in terror because I forgot said textbook at home*
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Me: *Doing work*
Close friend: You want me to get you a drink?
Me: Nah man, I’m good.
Me five minutes later: Hey, can we go get a drink?
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Me: *At school, in a free period right in the morning* Alrighty! Let’s get this work done!
Me a half hour later: *On my phone/ipod/technical device* I really should get my work done.
Me when the free period ends and I have class: Woooooo! Let’s work! *Sleeps*
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Me: Heck, I have school tomorrow and I need to get an assignment done!
Also me: *Five minutes later, playing video games*
Literally everyone else: *Getting work done*
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A story that I’m writing with a friend. I hope you enjoy it!
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TO ALL LOVE NIKKI DRESS UP QUEEN PLAYERS!
https://discord.gg/8Psnx4b If you like playing Love Nikki Dress Up Queen, then this is the place to be! We offer contest support, memes, laughter, beautiful designs and much more!
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Nice!
Obtained in 4 hours of opening a new account
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I love this! This is amazing!
Since a few of you expressed interest in seeing what I’ve been working on >:3c here are the banners for like every verse I’ve created for Peacock (I’m still working on the banners, I got like a million to do)
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I love it! Thank you!
And with these three Peacock!Jack headers finished I can finally move on to Scorpion!Jack headers
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