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Superhero/Sidekick Sentence Starters

“Keep your head down!” 

“Jeez, what are you, my parent?” 

“I can prove to you that I’m ready for a mission!” 

“Can you teach me? Please?” 

“Why would I take a scruffy troublemaker like you in under my wing?” 

“Stop using your powers so brazenly!” 

“Are you alright?!” 

“I am NOT wearing that!” 

“Can you /please/ change your color scheme?” 

“Sorry but __ was already taken.” 

“You did good out there.” 

“Nice job! Couldn’t have done a better job myself.” 

“Woah, where’s the fire?” 

“What’s your /real/ name?” 

“Not going to lie, kid, but you wouldn’t last five seconds fighting bad guys on your own.” 

“Who let an asshole be a superhero anyway?” 

“You stole my ___ and went out on your own, didn’t you?!” 

“I told you I could do it!” 

“You have to watch for civilians while I’m engaging the enemy, alright?” 

“What’s your capture count right now?” 

“Superhero, more like superjerk.” 

“That’s so cool!!” 

“Hey, aren’t you __?” 

“I haven’t seen a hero like you before.” 

“Aw, you think you can go out and play hero with the big league. Cute.” 

“Sit still, I’m trying to patch you up!” 

“You’re a fool if you think you can go in without help!” 

“Let me help!” 

“Are you okay?”

“Haven’t seen that before.” 

“…Did I kick your ass last week…?” 

✨+ Add your own!

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*high pitched wailing that echoes through several dimensions*

#musings

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@30daychip || Continued from [x]

Of course she meant ‘that other thing’. Besides, could you even give birds blow jobs? It’s not like they’re hopping about dicks out. Know what? Nevermind. She doesn’t want to know. Forget she ever brought it up.

Her throat, though, does concern her. It’s never hurt before. Not like this.

“And how is giving you money going to help me?” Her voice scratched a bit as she spoke.

#30daychip #(main verse)

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

#askbox #meme

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                real quick: none of you need to apologize to me for taking your time with replies. you are not ‘ late. ’ we are not on a schedule and there are no deadlines; i am not – and never will be – timing you. sometimes things get hectic in real life and/or there’s just no motivation / energy to write. that’s perfectly okay ! i’ve been there and i don’t want you adding anymore stress to yourself over whether i’m upset with you for not responding right away. i promise you i’m not. take your time and answer when you feel ready. i’m excited for your reply, but i can be patient. similarly, if you have motivation for other threads, do them. sometimes muses work for certain threads or characters and not others. if you need to drop our thread, then do it. it’s all good ! no worries ! your comfort and health come first. please take care of yourself.

#this #so much this #especially as I too am a snail

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…as i am for the fate of the world.

#the older siblings #the other team

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If I were friends with the umbrella academy kids I would personalise all of their ringtones and you can bet your ass that I would have Mambo Number 5 as Five’s.

This is a fact

#well tawny is now doing this #sorry five #vanya's would be seven wonders by fleetwood mac

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Tada! Have Nine (Gabriella).

#out of whiskey (ooc) #as i am have literally no self control

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//And now thanks to that last reply, I’m about to make a side blog off of Tawny here for Number 9 -- Gabriella Hargreeves. Born with all speak (the ability to speak, understand, read, and write in any language...even animal).

#out of whiskey (ooc) #this is about to be my morning

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“It means thank you.” He said slowly as he made sure the words he said were right. While he was decent at English, he wasnt confident in speaking it. So it didnt help that he was in a country where he had to speak it.

“You’re welcome.” She nodded, feeling a bit for him on the language front and suddenly wishing she had Gabriela with her -- Gabriela whose ‘gift’ was all speak. “You look like you could use a drink...and a place to hide...I work in a bar about two blocks from here if you’d like.” Hopefully he understood that.

#thalto #(main verse)

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@thseance || Continued from [x]

Muting the tv, Tawny focused her attention on her brother. “Simple. Costco is this giant superstore, right? Where everything comes in ridiculous sizes. Well, the amount of people in Florida who live truly sad and upsetting lives is also ridiculous. Plus, like any and every body of water in that state has an alligator in it, just waiting for you to come close so it can eat you.”

#thseance #(main verse)

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🎶   “Children behave!”  That’s what they say when we’re together!  🎶  

#this might have been how i started my morning #dancing to this is my office

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//Someone stop me from mentally casting the rest of the ShadowHunters cast as Tawny’s team -- cause I mean, think of all the gifs...

#out of whiskey (ooc)

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@thalto || Continued from [x]

Not having really expected an answer (and certainly not one in Japanese), his response threw her for a second. Enough so that she paused in her trek to take him in further. He seemed familiar, like she had seen his face somewhere before, but she couldn’t quite place it.

Maybe he had come into the bar one night?

“I recognize the first of those words...thanks to the whole ‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. The other...not so much.”

#thalto #(main verse)

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@prodigal-hargreeves || Continued from [x]

“What if I told you it was a coffee martini? Would you care then?”

#prodigalhargreeves #(main verse)

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RPC MASTERLIST FOR THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY !

Upon the release of the Netflix show, we’ve noticed a big wave of new roleplay blogs pertaining to the TUA universe!   While the community is quite small, it is rapidly growing, so we thought we’d create an easy way to find each other.

SO, HOW DOES IT WORK?  

Pretty simply! If you’re a blog set in/associated with The Umbrella Academy, all you have to do is reblog this post and tag it with whether you’re a canon or original character, and their name. If you are a multimuse or are a blog that just has a specific TUA verse, specify that as well,

Once you’re done, you will be added to the blogroll, which can be found here. If it has been over seventy-two hours and you have yet to see your name added to the list, feel free to nudge us in our inbox.

#original character #tawny hargreeves (banshee)

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Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

#askbox #meme