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Never trust your brain after 9pm. The twilight makes the wrinkles mischievous.

#help #undercooked-ice #badass #philosophy #Helpful tip. #eat the rich

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The masculine urge to burry under the dirt like a mole and hide from god

#badass #mole mindset #dig dig luttle mole boy #undercooked-ice #help #i am a sad mole man in my sad mole house. God has rejected me from his choir of creation

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Do the lions think themselves rulers of this planet? Is the concept of an apex predator strictly human? Is there a culture in the animal kingdom that we are too human to understand? Why are we so quick to think of other animals through a human lens? Given enough time, could a chimp develop a human style way of thinking? How long would it take for a chimpanzee to learn human speech? Could a society of apes, raised surrounded by humans, treated as if they were humans, learn to think like humans? Could apes learn about the cosmos? Where to buy apes? Is it legal to buy apes in UK? What to do if ape is acting up? How to teach apes to build rocket ship? Rocket science for dummies? Will watching Planet Of The Apes make my ape smarter? How to turn 1989 Honda Civic into rocket ship test? How much jet fuel is required for a rocket ship? Where to buy 200,000 gallons of Kerosene? How long is flight to moon? How much food will a monkey need for three days? Banana store near me? How to stop neighbors for judging my homemade rocket ship? How to enter into the Guinness Book of World Records? Is monkey spaceship a Guinness category? How to prepare for space travel? Where to buy monkey sized space suit? Where to buy small space suit? Where to buy regular sized space suit? Taylor near me? How to mentally prepare Ape for space travel? How far away should I stand from a rocket as it takes off? How to keep a rocker ship upright for thirty seconds? Should my makeshift rocket ship be making that much noise? Is smoke from rocket good? Monkey smile good? Is it a crime to accidentally explode a chimpanzee?

#philosophy #think #animals are not all equal. but do they believe themselvss to be? #monkey smile good #space monkey #oo oo ah ah #how to avoid suspicoon for monkey related crime? #badass #eat the rich #help #undercooked-ice

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Elevator music is so uplifting

#hope #lift humour #this joke works on so many levels #id tell you how i came up with it #but thats another story #ha #get it

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Life imitates art.

#disney zombies is my favourite allegory for racial segregation in america #will and kate are not zombies #you look delicious #oh i mean gourgeous #Zed canonically has eaten people #that is why he would fucking annihilate Troy Bolton in a fist fight

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In this world, it's either suckle or be suckled.

#suckle is a stupid fucking word #i love hate it #suckle #gulp gulp bitch #i am deeply sorry for this post

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When life gives you limes, panic.

#lemonade #limeade doesnt exist dont trust your government kids #eat the rich #badass

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The Courtney and Shayne marriage is so confusing because they are 100% the type of people to set up a months long elaborate April fools day joke.

But they are also 100% the type of people to get married and announce it ON april fools day.

I don't know what to belive.

What is real.

#courtney miller #shayne topp #shourtney #wedding #april fool's day #help

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Today, in Waterston with my parents, I told my mother that I was going to look at the Graphic Novels.

She then comes over.

'There's pictures in these.' She says.

'I know. That's what the Graphic part means' I say.

Then, with full honesty, she says:

'Oh. I thought graphic novels were books with sex in them.'

MY MOTHER thought I was going to look at SEX BOOKS sin PUBLIC. And thought j TOLD HER.

#parents am i right #books #graphic novel #youths #kids these days looking at smut in public

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Imagine you are at an orphanage and one of the workers has a baby. Like...

Parentless Child: Oh hey I heard you were going to have a baby, which one are you adopting?

Creator of a new person entirely: Uh...

#orphan #batman origin story #badass #dont have babies #why

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It's pretty easy to say you don't want something when you know for a fact you aren't going to ever have it.

#lay it on me #eat the rich #undercooked-ice #quotes #help #badass

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#bean girls #beans #mr bean #slay #teddy #mean girls #rebeana george

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#how you dune #joey tribbiani core #dune #sand #anakin hates this book #its rough

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Why did they even invent the car? Too lazy to horse?

#horse #too lazy to horse #gen z am i right #cars are dum #horse for envirnonment #save the planet and horse #horse for a better future

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Behold! Man, on snail! Circa 2024.

#man on snail #undercooked ice #art #snail #man #old man #shell chair

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There's no joke here or anything. I trust drew this and thought it was pretty cool.

#artwork #digital art #dog #tiny person #giant dog #light #fantasy #fantasy art

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In an Eric Cartman voice-

But Maaaaaawm! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

#south park #the tri state area #maaaaaaawm #cart man #car t man #eric #candice DIC--