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The Divine Bovine ♡

((Independent Epic Mickey RP blog for the Black & White incarnation of the quaint Miss Clarabelle Cow. ♡ 💋 Mun & muse are 18+ 💋 Semi-selective 💋 SFW 💋 M!A: None/now accepting 💋 Muse's Relationship Status: In a relationship with Horace Horsecollar ♡ 💋 Mun: rockyroadruv ♡)) ♥ ♥ ♥ TH' SPINSTER * * * HAS FALL WARDROBE * * * SO MODEST, IT SEEMS ♥ ♥ ♥ Land sakes! Tall, lanky and, in my own way, lovely; the endearingly quaint, and glamorous Clarabelle Cow at your presence. I'm the ladylike busybody, gossip queen, florist, lady bachelor and dyed-in-the-cowhide romance novel fan who will gracefully break every gentleman's heart with my outsized personality and offbeat beauty when I gain my spot in the limelight. This old-fashioned lady is a friend and adviser to all-- obviously, Ortensia (my constant, an' closest girlfriend; also my severest critic. O' course, I never fail t' be a supportive “sister in arms” to Mrs. Lucky Rabbit and the other ladies of' the neighborhood). Many may judge me as homely, but I think o' myself as quite the beauty. I enjoy dressing in finery an' getting a real moo-cow makeover ("getting all gussied up"). I know how t' make a fashion statement with a shiny cowbell lavaliere for a necklace that Mr. Disney gave t' me after The Ohio censorship board banned a Mickey Mouse film because I was too nude! Though, most o' the time, however, I spend my time cooking, tending the garden, shopping and also, my personal favorite, minding my neighbors’ business. This subj...

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udderly-moo-ar-velous · 9 years

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"It’s kind of fun to do the impossible."

#Mr. Disney #Happy Birthday

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udderly-moo-ar-velous · 9 years

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"Ohoohoohoo! Ah’m just doin’ what’s best fer muah pals!" Clarabelle hugged Mickey and held him up to her eye-level; planting a big; wet kiss on his forehead before putting him back in his chair.

"How big d’yuh want yer piece, Honey Child?" She nabbed her cake serving knife and divided the cake into equal slices; contrary to what she said to Mickey, but she’d distributed a big piece just for him and proffered it to him.

"D"yuh want somethin' t' drink, Sweetie?"

"Happy Birthday, Mickey, Dear!" Clarabelle handed him a homemade strawberry cheesecake she delicately baked. "Moo-ake a wish!" She perched the Birthday cheesecake on his table and sang 'Happy Birthday' in an operatic singing voice.

"Oh gosh! Clarabelle you shouldn’ have!" Mickey chuckled. "That cheese cake looks delic-" He was cut off due to her singing.

#sorcerer-mouse

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udderly-moo-ar-velous · 9 years

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Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

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#Mr. Disney #Mickey Mouse #The good old days

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udderly-moo-ar-velous · 9 years

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"Ooh, Horace, you angel…" She passionately caressed lips with her Equine Romeo, embracing him. "I love you." She stroked his shell-like ear and gave him a warm smile.

"Wouldn’t yer cider get cold if we prolonged th’ hot kiss?" She giggled as she slowly broke the kiss, blushing maroon and coyly sweeping her hooves.

"Ah’m sorry, dear." She giddily added. "Ah’m all giddy with thrills now that Ah’m rendez-moous-in’ in yer lovin’; rubber hose arms!"

"Yoo-Hoo! Oh, Horace!" Clarabelle sang merrily, knocking on his door at the detective agency.

"Why, Clarabelle!" Horace replied as he was putting a book back up on the shelf. "What a pleasant surprise! Do come in, the door is open."

#ace-detectice-horsecollar

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Clarabelle chuckled as she stepped inside with a strawberry cake and hot apple cider.

"Ah baked yuh a cake an’ heated up some spiced apple cider. Ah hope yuh like ‘em… Ah missed yuh so moo-uch!" The bovine perched the cake and cider on his desk and smothered him with a barrage of kisses.