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i mean, there’s typecasting
and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times
four
separate
productions
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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
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M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S
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I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.
MERR CHRISMAS.
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please know that when i type a lone "?" i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity
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As much as I appreciate the discourse about the Grinch getting dragged into the dirt for three minutes by the “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” song, the annual re-watch of Muppet Christmas Carol kicks off with the entire goddamned city of London pulling together to enumerate every last one of Scrooge’s flaws and speculate at length about his complete and utter lack of a personal life to his face on his daily walk to work, so there’s that.
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??
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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY
so like
…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading
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“my child is fine” your child has the 1985 film Clue memorized
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HE CAMPIN’
Via Cats
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Important:
Thank you for your attention
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