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Hey how y’all doing?

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My computer died when I was talking to someone on Omegle and I’m so angry about it 😭

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when I become an eccentric billionaire I'm going to buy every house in 10 square blocks of unremarkable suburb. I will have them all furnished and decorated except for (and this is key) one house in the dead center. this house I will put up for sale at a ridiculously reasonable price for the area. once it sells, and the new owner/couple/family moves in, the plan will spring into action.

every single house besides the one in the center within my 10 square blocks will remain uninhabited. I will put all the lights inside on timers so that it appears that people are living in there, I will have lawns mowed when I'm sure everyone in my victim house is at work/school, I will have decorations put up during the holidays and cars moved there and parked in driveways when I'm sure that the owner/couple/family in the house at the center is not there to witness it happening. I will produce all the superficial trappings of life without a single person actually being there.

who knows how long it'll take them to realize that something is wrong? when their kids are playing in the yard, and they notice they've never seen another child around here even once, despite the four-bedroom family homes all down the street? after a few weeks, when they realize the lights in the house across the way click off at exactly 9:45, on the second, every single night? when they've been living there for a month and a half and they realize they've never seen a single car park in front of another house? when they want to greet their neighbors and not a single house in the whole neighborhood opens its door?

when they do realize that they're completely alone here, what would they do with that fact? what would you do if all at once, as you stood in a crowd, you realized that every single person around you was a mannequin? it's unnerving, sure, but enough to warrant a move? how long will they live in this idyllic ghost town before it gets to them? can a person survive in a dollhouse? Thank you. *I wave to the crowd as I walk offstage at my ted talk. one person gives a halfhearted round of applause from the back. a talk about sustainable ecosystem management was scheduled for right now and no one knows how I got up here.*

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*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

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because follower counts are hidden on tumblr i choose to behave like an influencer

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Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals

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*flirting* what’s ur favorite plant?

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the reason you were able to read more and do more activities in a day when you were a kid than you do as an adult isn’t because you got stupider, it’s because as a child you generally had your base needs taken care of and your schedule provided to you, so you didn’t have to use as much of your mental and physical energy on planning, life maintenance (ie food and administrative tasks), and general executive function. of course you could focus on reading a novel in two days, somebody else made your lunches and you never thought about phone bills and you didn’t even have to decide for yourself when to take a bath. c’mon

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Scorpio rising/Libra sun/Gemini moon

#aesthetic #zodiac #astrology #Scorpio rising #libra sun #Gemini moon

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could you do Libra sun, Gemini moon, and Scorpio rising?

Working on it now :)

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Venus in Virgo 12th house female with Venus in Cancer 8th house male. Thoughts on romantic compatibility? Ty❤️

I like 8th & 12th house synastry, but this makes me think ones the captor and ones the kept. Like the 12h venus would be sacrificing themselves a little to be loved by the 8h even tho they wouldn’t have to do all that cuz 8h venus are in love for the connection, for the giving parts of your soul away. It’s deep. It’s cool. Idk just my onions.

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god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

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are my prophetic visions a joke to you

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Sun in water houses is creative, visionary, a trendsetter. Is limitless, deep, sometimes even extravagant, this individual ignores trends and social expectations, they live in their own reality, acting on their own self-created concepts.

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IS THIS WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE ?

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♂ mars in the houses

-mars in the 1st house: conflicted sense of identity, desperate need to know who you are and show it to others -mars in the 2nd house: conflicted sense of self-worth, desperate need to acquire & hold on to valuable things -mars in the 3rd house: conflicted sense of interaction with others, desperate need to be heard & understood -mars in the 4th house: conflicted sense of familiarity, desperate need to find a place/someone to belong to -mars in the 5th house: conflicted sense of expression, desperate need to find an outlet for your creativity -mars in the 6th house: conflicted sense of duty, desperate need to be of service to others, efficiently -mars in the 7th house: conflicted sense of interpersonal relationships, desperate need to connect -mars in the 8th house: conflicted sense of intimacy, desperate need to grow a passion & devote to it  -mars in the 9th house: conflicted sense of wisdom, desperate need to get to the primordial truths  -mars in the 10th house: conflicted sense of accomplishment, desperate need to be recognized for something ‘real’ -mars in the 11th house: conflicted sense of universal connection, desperate need to reach out to others -mars in the 12th house: conflicted sense of self, desperate need to isolate and keep your intentions hidden ~// by crystal melbourne | within the zodiac | “where’s my mars?”