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one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh

#is this herbie

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Oh my god? Link

#we will never be free from werwolf boyfriend knot

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#i’d forgotten the chocatiel

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I’m still gagged every time i get reminded about this line when Alex really said “okay granny chill, we’re gonna try! im gonna knock up your grandson with a lot of royal babies alright”

yeah ik he means surrogacy/adoption but fuck that! he can get henry pregnant if they really try hard enough sksksksj

#boypreggers. boynecologist. boybortion. you know the drill #rwrb

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#what the fuck #smash #pokemon

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

#im both people

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duality of man

#polygamy #stardew valley

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#link click #god i still need to watch season 2

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Why is Tumblr showing me Mads Mikkelsen and Anime Mads Mikkelsen

#RAAAAAAAA CHERRY MAGIC MENTION #cherry magic

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google search Beautiful rocks near me

#are rock hard cocks not technically geological wonders of nature

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*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

#alex claremont diaz #rwrb

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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

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nah bc I've always thought this panel is insane, glad we're brining it up

(based off of @ditzybat 's post)

#fjshxjf #it’s funny because kon will die too

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This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

#oh…

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applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

#i’ll die before I write one #i know i need to suck it up and write one #but by god i just don’t want to

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my storybook is now live! link to PO on my profile!!! (rbs are appreciated!)

happy 3rd life anniversary! 💚💛❤️

#A STORYBOOK???? #i dont even go here but oh my god bro. oh my god

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Ships

Week Ending April 20th, 2020

Geraskier Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher

Adrichat Adrien Agreste & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Ineffable Husbands +3 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Reylo −2 Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe

Barchie Betty Cooper & Archie Andrews, Riverdale

WangXian +1 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi

JonMartin −3 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives

Reddie −5 Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It

Jikook −4 Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS

Drarry −2 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe

Malex −1 Michael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico

Cloti Cloud Strife & Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy franchise

Kiribaku −4 Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia

Stucky −3 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Destiel +1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Supercorp −2 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl

Cockles Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, Actors

Bakudeku −5 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia

Buddie Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Bughead Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, Riverdale

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.

#happy anniversary to this… thing #miraculous ladybug #adrichat