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Summer, not yet completed. A series of "magic" staffs I've been making for fun

#this is silly #crafts #art #art? #renaissance faire

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The real reason so many coffee shop au's can exist.

The Owner of the coffee shop felt a tug on their magick. They sighed and allowed themself to be pulled into the fandom of the day. It appeared to be another Supernatural au.

'Hmm.' They would have to be careful. It didn't seem to matter which version of the characters were involved with, it ended up a bad situation if they weren't.

The Owner called a delicate bell into being above the door just as the first one walked in and, it was going to be another meet-cute.

They managed to speed through the events of the fic before another tug and they were pulled to an au where they had a self-insert employee. They smiled gently to the author and waited for the events to unfold.

At the end of the day they let the shop fade from existence and relaxed in the comfort of the void.

It wasn't yet morning when they were called again. This time they felt the author adding a character in the Owner's place and allowed themself to be one of the many oc's in the background. Looked like this was going to be a Merlin fic. Probably enemies to lovers by the sudden slamming of the front door.

Another fic pulled at their magick. 'Oh? Well, this one could survive. It had pulled past infancy as a story and they could be in more than one place at once.

Ah, a domestic Avengers fic. They checked the rules of the fic, looked like the shop was a hangout space for the team to relax. This would be nice.

They watched the events unfold as the group worked through something which, in another fic would have been a misunderstanding. Yet another tug pulled at them. Well. Busy day.

They faded into the next story and immediately had to stop. There was a character who could See what they were.

'Shhh.' They grinned with too many teeth. The ghost boy smiled back, the universe in his eyes. The bell rang and another, nearly identical boy, entered.

'Oh, this will be fun.' They stepped up to the counter and grabbed the drink they willed into existence. They left to explore the world a little. This one would take a bit.

They folded the coffee shop up for the day, heading to the void. Tomorrow there would be more au's, but for the moment the Owner would rest.

#coffee shop #au #coffee shop au #eldritch being #supernatural #merlin #danny phantom #something must own the coffee shop #maybe they do #avengers #the avengers #this is silly #hope you enjoy

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DP X DC Prompt #45

Gotham has a new rouge. Except he only steals food and medical supplies in great quantities.

(Jack takes Danny and runs to Gotham after a Reveal gone Wrong where Maddie tries to kill Danny)

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Tim, holding a crowbar: Yknow, Joker, there are infinite realities where you're already dead, where you never existed? An infinity of times you were good, or kind, or caring. There's even times you were a symbol of joy for all children, instead of a vicious monster that deserves nothing but the worst.

Joker: . .uh, infinities a pretty big number, you sure it's not like...10 or something?

Tim: Yeah, it is a big number. Have you ever seen infinity of something? Do you think if you ever got the chance to see it you would even be able to comprehend it? I can see infinity stacked on top of infinity an infinite number of times. Could your infinitely small mind ever dream to comprehend something even close to that?

Joker: Do you have a fucking fever or something?

Joker: Do-do I need to call the bat? Are you even supposed to fighting right now??? What is happening, are you even lucid? Am I lucid? Did I take an acid and forget???

Joker: Which one of us has a concussion bc one of us has gotta

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It's... It's that easy? Really? Hold on guys I'll be back

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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I can't write fanfics (I've tried, 3 sentences in I stop and say who the duck are you people and where did the ones I was trying to write go) so. If someone does write this I would like to see it and read it. Very much

Jason's body jerked on reflex when he felt someone grab his hand. Unable to pull away he swiftly looked down to face his assailant. The curses he was going to yell died on his tongue when he saw a little kid trying to pull him somewhere by his arm.

Dumbfounded, he asked, "What are you doing?"

"I'm kidnapping you!" The kid growled, feet skidding on the ground where his ratty sneakers couldn't gain enough traction to help the poor kid. "How are you so heavy?!"

Jason, in all his 6ft and 200+ pound glory, just stared at the kid whose hands were too small to even cover one of his, what was he? Five? Jason lifted his arm taking the kid up with it. The kid looked so shocked by this and Jason took the opportunity to start asking questions, "So what did you wanna kidnap me for?"

Snapping out of his shock the kid replied with, "You are very dad shaped."

"What."

The kid seemed to realize what he said and backtracked a bit, "I don't need you to be my dad-dad just my fake dad."

That clarified things a little, "Why do you need a fake dad?"

"To avoid the foster system! I heard Gothams is really really bad and I've been living just fine on my own!" on his own?! A kid this small?! "But im pretty sure someone called the child cops or something cause people in suits keep trying to catch me or talk to me."

Aka Danny finds out hes a clone and is deaged to his actual age and is roaming around Gotham in the DC universe as a homeless farel child who keeps doing deranged things.

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Danny may be a Ghost Baby who feels like an Anicent, but his friends don't.

SO, we all know the Ghost Baby Headcanon by now right? The idea that Danny is literally a Toddler by Ghost Standards, but because of how powerful he is everybody else believes that he is an Ancient or a God who is hogging the Mortal World to himself.

But what about his friends?

They were right there when the Portal opened. No Hazmat Suits, no Cover, no Protection from the Dimension of Pure Energy that had just been opened right in front of them.

That has to have some kind of Side Effects!

And actually, we do know of a Character who was just standing in front of a Portal when it opened and still got affected by it. Vlad.

While Danny was turned into a Halfa instantly, his friends would be more similar to Vlad in that they are slow to transform.

It takes weeks, but eventually they become mini-halfas themselves. Except they didn't have an entire Dimension of energy pushed into them upon fully forming, so their Ecto-Signatures actually feel like the babies they are supposed to be.

So imagine this from the Ghosts perspective.

They meet this guy called Phantom, a Halfa who is Extremely Powerful, but nobody has seen him in centuries. He was known as a very powerful Protector Spirit for millennia, randomly showing up across history, but always helping others. And then he just vanished one day, not seen again for centuries.

Until recently, when he showed in the Mortal World, stopping any other Ghost from fulfilling their Obsessions with Humans. And by his side are 2 smaller Halfa's that feel like they must have barely formed. You can see where this is going.

They think Sam and Tucker are Danny's children.

It makes sense! A Powerful Ancient, known for protecting people, suddenly disappears for centuries and then shows up again with 2 baby Halfa's in tow? That sounds like a Protector Spirit who lost his will to fight, decided to settled down in the Mortal Realm, and then found out that 2 baby Halfa's were formed when a Portal was opened!

He isn't selfishly holding the Mortal Realm to himself! He's protecting the Fledgling Haunt of his 2 Babies! They must still have living Family, that's why he is so adamant that they don't hurt the Civilains in their battles!

Now they just feel like assholes for attacking the Baby's dad when he was just trying to protect their stuff.

Danny finds this both extremely infuriating, and also agonizingly hilarious.

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Humans completely replace their blood about every three months. This means that technically vampires could wait three months to eat every single time. Would this be a good plan? No, they would have to kill their meal every time. That would be bad. That would like killing a cow every time you wanted milk. A much better system would be for vampires to top up every month and a half. Or even just once a month. Honestly, only a foolish vampire or a young (new) one would wait the three months.

#vampirism #vampire #writing #myths #weird human biology

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Honestly, I feel as if book Bilbo would have punched Smaug

John, as Bilbo: Sherlock. Did you drug me again?

Sherlock, as Smaug: Why do you ask?

John:

John: You haven't always been a dragon, right?

Sherlock: Oh, that's why you're so small...

John: THAT'S your reaction?!

John & Sherlock: *arguing over whether or not Sherlock is treating this as seriously as he should*

MEANWHILE

Kili: Fili?

Fili: Yes Kili?

Kili: Is Bilbo-

Kili: Is Bilbo arguing with Smaug??

Fili: Yes, yes he is.

Kili: Should we... do something?

Fili: ...I'm sure it'll be fine. As long as no one tells Thorin.

Thorin: Tell me-- OH MAHAL DID BILBO JUST PUNCH SMAUG?!

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#titanosaurus #smile #happy dinosaur #this is silly

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If only we lived in a world where, on a hot summers day, where the sky is clear and blue, with the slightest of breezes to be rustling the leaves. The only sounds to be heard that of the pets you are accompanied by and the hummingbird flying by. Where there is no need for anyone to work, only use such a day to relax, just out of reach of the sun. Where instead of being ready to get up and go constantly, we all could take the day and breath. If only on days like these we could simply wave a hand and proclaim a thing had been done and by magic, not any other means, the task would indeed be complete

#summer #writing #humans are weird

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And now we have even better evidence for how long the native peoples have been here. Yeah the clovis point is old, but it's not footprints in ancient dried mud old!

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

#everything's old everywhere #fantastic post #history #historical #the Appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs #there's lots of holes in them #that's why people dissappear

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hobie was so obviously not rocking wit the elite spider society since the start,, he knew somethin was up

why else would he steal shit and help miles escape from the laser cage?? he was bein a major instigator,,the first to get rid of his watch and didnt join in on the chase for miles

side note the part where hes interacting wit mayday is just too cute for my heart to handle,, 'takin a crap on the establishment?? i salute u' silly silly silly

anyways all of hobies screentime was just absolute perfection.

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Danny moves to Gotham and the batfam picks up on the weird guy who sometimes glows green. So they all try to interrogate him but instead of taking it seriously he just treats it like a casual conversation and responds to the invasive questions with the oddest shit possible.

Batman *standing in the dark corner like a demented Halloween decoration*: are you a meta?

Danny: nope

Batman: so I'm supposed to believe the green energy beams are normal human abilities?

Danny *half his body in the fridge fighting something*: yeah my hometown wasn't super strict on zoning laws

Dick *opening up Danny's Starbucks tumbler*: so,,, green ooze‽

Danny: it's better warm, let it thaw a little.

Jason: what do you know about the Lazarus Pits?

Danny *with a gun to his head*: sorry man, armpits don't really do it for me.

Jason *trying not to laugh and ruin the creep factor*: no, in Nanda Parbattm

Danny: where's that, Arizona?

Stephanie: so you're not gonna like, drag Gotham into hell are you?

Danny: been there done that 0/10 would not reccomend

Stephanie: good enough for me.

Damian *with a katana trying to look scary*: what is your association with the league of assassins?

Danny *on three hours of sleep*: ass, ass, ins.

Damian: what?

Danny: that's how you spell it.

Tim: so, friends with any questionably immortal creepy old men?

Danny: friends is a strong word, but yeah.

Tim: tell me about it.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #can someone please direct me to the fanfics?

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Humans and de-extinction part 3

Terry flapped away from the many limbs of his human's new flock friend.

The two were sitting in front of one of the brightnesses, staring at it. Terry wouldn't have minded hanging out, of the many limbed flock friend had stopped flailing about and then got upset about the fact that humans brought back multiple species from the dead. After killing them.

But no, the many limbed flock friend had wail about how could humans be so foolish? Didn't they know they were killing the planet?

Bria was explaining that no, for a long time humans didn't. They thought a single creator had made everything as it was. They had forgotten that humans could change the world.

Terry preened a bit, getting at an itch under his wing. Human Bria presented an arm in front of him and he stepped up.

"See, we humans thought because we couldn't observe things changing in front of our eyes, it didn't happen. The people who killed the dodo thought it would be fine and they would find more of the bird somewhere they hadn't explored. They forgot that even in the time of their grandparents society itself was different. Their grandparents did the same. Keep going for a few generations and that new road that kistbgot built by the Roman's? Oh that was always there."

"Why did humans not simply communicate better? They would have been able to keep track of things changing and seen what they were doing sooner." Said the alien, visiting once again the human they kept swearing they were never visiting again.

"We communicated just fine. The myth of the yule cat? Really a warning about large cats like smilodon and cave lions. Each was a giant cat, they both wanted to eat you and if you wanted to keep kids from wandering off and getting eaten? What better way than to terrify?"

"And yet, I saw these large cats in the habitat specific zoo you showed me."

The limbs shook, Terry very annoyed let his insides do the talking.

"Terry. You can use your perch like that, don't poo on people. Anyway, people making things go extinct is why we broughtthe dodo and the moa back. Hey, actually I have some lab grown moa meat. Want to try some?"

"Eat the extinct bird you made not extinct? Fine, sure, why not. At least you didn't start in on the emu war again."

"Yeah. Weird that we lost that. "

#humans are weird #random idea #space australia #writing #aliens vs #terry just wants a happy flock #let terry jave this before tje alien freaks again

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Aliens and de extinction part 2

"Human, I said I wasn't going to visit your house. I said I didn't want to watch those documentaries about those giant extinct animals. However. I question where the beasts went."

"My friend, I already told you that was a series of movies. We they aren't real."

"You said the animals were. So where did they go?"

"Is this about how we brought animals like the dodo back? De extinction wouldn't work on dinosaurs." The human shrugged their shoulders. "Maybe someone will reverse engineer them, but dinosaurs are permanently extinct. Except birds."

"Again with the birds. Terry has been chewing on my membranes again."

"Terry!" The human reached down and offered their arm to their bird. She laughed, lifting her feather crest. "Bad bird Terry."

"Dino go rawr." Terry laughed again

"Human, what do you mean reverse engineered?"

"How do you think we got as much information about Denisovans as we do? We figured out what bits were theirs, and based on Neanderthal DNA and a bit from that one group of African people we think we've figured out the denisovans. Of course, until we get more DNA, we won't know for sure.

I heard someone was starting work on making a chicken into a dinosaur mimic."

"Human. No."

"Oh, did I tell you about the borophagines?"

"Human, please. What is that?"

"Well, we've brought back a couple of the species, not a lot, just enough to try and study them. Generally, they're known as bone crusher dogs. The last group to exist were the dire wolves."

"Human, why are you lot like this?"

"I don't know, but this stuff is cool. I still prefer the birds. Right now we're figuring out the biggest penguin ever."

"I'm leaving again. I'm not coming back. This time I mean it. "

#humans are weird #random idea #space australia #humans are space orcs