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One of the sweetest things about Way Of The House Husband is that Tatsu hangs out with all the middle aged housewives while his wife is at work and apparently that’s exactly the life he always wanted.
Even sweeter is that Tatsu affectionately calls Miku “the boss” but will also sometimes talk about his yakuza boss without making it clear that he’s not talking about Miku. His old boss would make him do grueling work and often beat him, which results in the women thinking Miku is abusing him.
Their concern for him and assurance that he can always come to them for help is so sweet. Just housewives looking out for a househusband with no judgement.
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Me: trying to silently opening a candy bar
My parrot: watching me intently as he raises his foot to his beak to pantomime the act of eating a candy bar while making distressingly realistic chewing noises and not breaking eye contact
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Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem…
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Stop! THIEF!
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Vacuuming at a cat rescue
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ppl will defend this nihilistic and depressive world view to the ends of the earth but some of yall need to check yourself before all this negativity worsens your clinical depression. there’s too much hopelessness on the internet and all of those messages are really toxic. especially fixating on things that you cannot change in the immediate moment. take a break… sniff a flower… tell your friend she looks beautiful… not everything is about the end of the world or how hopeless our survival is as a species.
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sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters
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they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.
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Metal straws are the best straws why? Because a) you don’t need to constantly get a new one b) your drink is kept cold by the straw c) the colors d) it’s good for the planet
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The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.
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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
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It’s rare for threads about religion to be wholesome
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