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I never told my wife I had an ex-fiancee 

One thing I never told my wife is that I had a fiancee before her. It’s a long story, so buckle up.

It was the year after I graduated college. I was dating my girlfriend, Stephanie, for a couple years and things were getting serious. At the time, I had my roommate, Joey, but he was a Craigslist roommate. We didn’t know each other very well. If you asked me how I knew him aside from Craigslist, the answer is I didn’t. He wouldn’t even tell me where he grew up.

Now, no shit, on the day I was going to propose, tragedy struck. I adorned our apartment with candles and even set up a nice glass display with framed pictures of me and Steph on top. Before Steph came in, Joey walked in and tripped. He actually shattered the glass display and got some in his face. Steph came in a few minutes later as I was on the phone with 911. Fortunately, Steph is a nurse, so she was able to patch him up as the three of us went to the hospital together.

Joey would recover, but he had some issues with glass on his face. He needed some cotton gauze inside his eye, which fortunately the doctors were able to save.

Clearly, I put off my proposal for the time being, but Steph and I agreed to get married. Our engagement was hush hush. Steph’s hours were wonky so she took care of Joey when I wasn’t around. And I should’ve seen the red flags, but I ignored them. They’d hang out together with and without me. They’d be in Joey’s room and lock the door.

One day, I came home and all of Joey’s stuff was gone. He moved out. Steph wrote a note. The note said, “We fell in love and we’re leaving together. Don’t try to find us.”

I didn’t listen and I searched, but true to the note, I couldn’t find them. I’ll never know what happened.

Suffice to say,

if it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe

I’d have been married a long time ago.

Where did you come from, where did you go?

Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

#true as fuck #tw food

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AITA for wearing goth makeup to my cousin's wedding?

I (13m) hate my family. My parents especially. They never have time for me, they chastise everything I do, they tear each other down. Nothing is ever good enough for them and they're never going to love or accept me. I feel angry all of the time. And the only thing that makes me feel better is dressing in black clothes and makeup. I like feeling dark and rebellious. My family are horrified by it and that gives me power because it gives me an identity. I know they're not going to accept me so I make them reject me on purpose. Because fuck them, I don't want their acceptance.

Anyway, my cousin Stacy (26 f) got married to her fiance Brad (27 m) recently and my parents forced me to go. I'm a kid so I'm not allowed to make my own decisions apparently. My brother Benjie (18 m) chose not to go (cos he's old enough to be allowed to make that choice I guess?) and went to his friends’ house, but he said that if I need him I could come too and he gave me the address.

My mom said I had to dress “formal” and not disappoint her, so I wore a shirt and a tie and black trousers, yknow like a normal person, and I put black makeup on. It was just a bit of black eyeshadow and eyeliner and lipstick. It wasn't to spite anyone, at least not more than usual, it just makes me feel like me. I don't look like myself without black makeup on.

Well my cousin freaked out and started screaming and crying as soon as she saw me. I said that other guests were wearing makeup (which was true) but she said that boys don't wear makeup and that I'm a freak. So I yelled at her to get fucked and that I hope her marriage ended in divorce and I left.

I went to Benjies friends’ house and they all agreed that I need to figure my shit out and calm down and that having a shit family isn't an excuse to be a little shit myself. Which I get. But I just wanna know, was I the asshole for wearing goth makeup to my cousin's wedding? Did I steal her thunder? Or was she just being a bitch?

#timmy andrews

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Found this in the comments of Shaun's latest video on Andrew Tate, in which he talks pretty extensively about how important it is for men to find ways to be confident in their genders without trying to adhere to, or enforce, anyone else's ideas of manhood on anyone.

Highly recommend checking it out.

Anyway. I rarely see folks talk about the positive impact transmascs have on manhood as a whole, and I think it's important to acknowledge and celebrate that.

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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

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Unstoppable Force (my love of seeing other people's takes/stylization on my OCs) vs Immovable Object (my gripping fear of not doing other people's OCs enough justice when I draw them)

#Me but writing #Sunny if u see this yea I'm talking about ur ocs #They're so GOOD URGH

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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"you looked better before you transitioned!"

I'd rather be an ugly ass man than a miserable little girl.

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What’s ur fav antag out of JFA?

He is taking over the blog stop him!

#AW HE'S SO CUTE

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be careful if I ever look at you like this!

>:3

watch out!!

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Back when I worked for a travel company this would happen all the time. Trust me, we only remembered the people who yelled at us. A polite “Thanks, you too” didn’t even register.

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im looking at my concept doc for athena cykes: ace attorney and im obsessed with this idea actually

impeccable.