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Wyatt Halliwell: Wants spoil every joy I feel; chores pile up on my shoulders.
The Elders, in the background: At your side is a demon who commands your devotion!
Wyatt: Doubts ask if I'm good enough, although I know I'm better than the rest.
Elders: You must quickly obey him! He's impotent without you! Everything about you is for him!
Wyatt: As you watch inspired, patronized and blighted—
Elders: At your side is a demon who demands and recruits!
Wyatt: Sometimes I want to be just like everybody else—
Elders: Day and night he's by your side!
Wyatt: —and start to live!
Wyatt: But my shadow always follows me no matter how I try to flee! It wasn't my choice to be what I was born to be, but it's my fate; I can't break free! My shadow always follows me!
#totally correct Charmed quotes#incorrect Charmed quotes#( ch. ) Wyatt Halliwell#source: Mozart! das Musical
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Wyatt: My heart is light, my dreams are wild. I want to live life to the fullest, free as a bird and burning like a spark. Instead I serve some dark and invisible ghost.
Wyatt: My shadow always follows me no matter how I try to flee. I cannot crawl out of my skin! I can't escape my destiny! It wasn't my choice to be what I was born to be, but it's my fate. I can't break free. My shadow always follows me!
#totally correct Charmed quotes#incorrect Charmed quotes#( ch. ) Wyatt Halliwell#source: Mozart! das Musical
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Die Frage ist bloß: Wie wird man seinen Schatten los?
Wie sagt man seinem Schicksal "nein"?
Wie kriecht man aus der eig'nen Haut?
Wie kann man je ein and'rer sein?
Wen soll man fragen, wenn man sich selber nicht versteht?
Wie kann man frei sein, wenn man seinem eig'nen Schatten nie entgeht?
Wyatt Halliwell
The question is just: How do you get rid of your shadow?
How do you tell your destiny “No”?
How do you crawl out of your own skin?
How can you be someone else?
Who should you ask if you don’t understand yourself?
How can you be free if you never escape your own shadow?
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Phoebe: I'm pregnant, Leo. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Zankou. I know it's wrong, but there's something about his beard that gets me all tingly inside.
Piper: Excuse me for a sec, I think I'm going to vomit.
Phoebe: I'm joking, Piper. Except for the part about Zankou's hair. That is really hot. Leo's ignoring me again!
Piper: Easily fixable. [slaps Leo on the back of the head]
Leo: Ow! What'd I do?
Piper: Don't ignore Phoebe; she's sensitive.
#incorrect charmed quotes#( ch. ) Piper Halliwell#( ch. ) Phoebe Halliwell#( ch. ) Leo Wyatt#source: NCIS
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during season 6
Phoebe: That'd go against my moral compass.
Piper, Paige, Leo, observing Elders: *nod in agreement*
Chris, from the back of the room: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!
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This isn't much of a plan. Are you Charmed Ones always this hopeless?
Natalie, “Blinded by the Whitelighter”
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during season 1
Phoebe: I just had a thought.
Prue: I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.
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Wyatt: Don’t kill yourself…
Chris, aggressively: I MIGHT.
Wyatt: Don’t kill yourself-
Chris: I M I G H T.
Wyatt: That’ll ruin the trip-
Chris: oH WELL.
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Piper, calling from downstairs: CHRIS! Have you got the spell from the book yet?!
Chris: *sighs* Yeah! Just a second!
Chris: *takes a picture of the BOS with his smartphone so he doesn't have to actually memorize it*
Chris: Got it!
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Judge: How do you plead?
Chris: [ looks at Darryl ]
Darryl: [ mouths "not guilty" ]
Chris: Hot milky
Darryl: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up
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The Tribunal: But why, Barbas? Why did you murder the Charmed One Prudence Halliwell?
Barbas: Alla malora!
The Tribunal: Answer, Barbas!
Barbas: Why? ...Why?! Night after night, the same question for a hundred years! What's with all the questioning? Merda! I'm a demon!
The Tribunal: The vile assassination of the eldest Charmed One—
Barbas: Va a farti fottere!
The Tribunal: Name the reasons at last!
Barbas: The reasons? I murdered her because... she wanted it!
The Tribunal: Don't talk nonsense!
Barbas: She wanted it! There are... honorable witnesses.
The Tribunal: What witnesses would this be?
Barbas: Her contemporaries, if you please! None of them can find peace and are always talking about... PRUE HALLIWELL!
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Das Motiv, Barbas!
Die LIIIEEEEEBEE! Un grande amore!
(aka you can pry this crack AU out of my cold dead hands)
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Paige: I think Leo is in trouble.
Chris: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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Chris: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.
Wyatt: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.
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s1 Phoebe: So then we had sex.
Prue: What? Why?
Phoebe: I don’t know, I was lonely? They were there? Why does anyone have sex with anyone?
Piper: Intimacy, affection, a deep need to connect to the world at large.
Phoebe:
#incorrect charmed quotes#source: bojack horseman#( ch. ) Prue Halliwell#( ch. ) Phoebe Halliwell#( ch. ) Piper Halliwell
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Wyatt: I've connected the two dots.
Chris: You didn't connect shit.
Wyatt: I've connected them.
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Cole Turner: They'd only see the tragedy. They'd not see my intent. The shadow of Beltahzor's evil would forever kill the good that I had meant. Am I a good man? Am I a madman? It's such a fine line between a good man and I...
Belthazor: Do you really think that I would ever let you go? Do you think I'd ever set you free? If you do, I'm sad to say it simply isn't so. You will never get away from me!
Cole: All that you are is a face in the mirror! I close my eyes and you disappear!
Belthazor: I'm what you face when you face in the mirror! Long as you live I will still be here!
Cole: All that you are is the end of the nightmare! All that you are is a dying scream! After tonight I shall end this demon dream!
Belthazor: This is not a dream, my friend, and it will never end! This one is the nightmare that goes on!
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