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Cassandra: Glad to see you're alive, by the way. There was a rumor going round that you were dead. Vex: I was. But I'm better now.

#cr #critical role campaign 1 #critical role #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #cassandra de rolo #vex'ahlia de rolo #vex'ahlia #source: artemis fowl #incorrect quotes

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Ashton: See this? This is my I-don’t-care face. FCG: That is your normal face.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #bell's hells #ashton greymoore #fcg #fresh cut grass #source: criminal minds #incorrect quotes

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Jester: We've been duped! Veth: Duped! Jester: Bamboozled! Veth: We've been smeckledorfed! Jester: That's not even a word and I agree with you!

#cr #critical role campaign 2 #critical role #the mighty nein #jester lavorre #veth brenatto #nott the brave #source: spongebob squarepants #incorrect quotes

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Ludinus Da'leth: [about the Bell's Hells interference] It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.

#cr #critical role campaign 3 #critical role #bell's hells #ludinus da'leth #source: liar liar #incorrect quotes

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Ludinus: You still think I’m arrogant. Imogen: No. More… supercilious. Ludinus: That’s a big word, Miss Temult. Are you sure you know what it means? Imogen: Condescending. Ludinus: Very good. Imogen: Patronizing. Ludinus: Doesn’t quite mean that- Imogen: No. These are other things you are.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #bell's hells #ludinus da'leth #imogen temult #source: merlin #incorrect quotes

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Beau: You're not psychic, Jes. Jester: [holding Molly's tarot cards] I AM psychic, Beau. I did a course. I got a certificate.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #beauregard lionett #jester lavorre #source: derry girls #incorrect quotes

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Fjord: Oh no. You're getting an idea, aren't you? Veth: Yes. Fjord: Is it going to get me in trouble? Veth: Maybe. Fjord: Is it going to cause me physical pain? Veth: Yeah, definitely.

#cr #critical role campaign 2 #critical role #the mighty nein #fjord #veth brenatto #source: teen wolf #incorrect quotes

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Scanlan: I've lied to every person I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before. Pike: Aw. I did not know that. Scalan: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you." Pike: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 1 #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #pikelan #scanlan shorthalt #pike trickfoot #source: new girl #incorrect quotes

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Nott: You don’t look like a lesbian. Beau: What do you mean? Nott: Just that you’re a bit short. Beau: Well, there’s no height restrictions as far as I’m aware.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #nott the brave #veth brenatto #beauregard lionett #source: derry girls #incorrect quotes #short beau supremacy

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Vex: Who wants to do a little shooting practice? Percy: I'll go with you. Vex: Okay! Scanlan: [pulling Percy aside] You don't know what you're doing, Percy! Vax: She gets crazy! This scar is from charades!

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 1 #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #perchalia #vex'ahlia de rolo #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #vax'ildan #scanlan shorthalt #source: friends #incorrect quotes

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Essek: First, we should each make a list of our enemies... So I've already made a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from 26 to 5. Caleb: Just in Rexxentrum? Essek: Just in this room.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #source: gossip girl #incorrect quotes

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Scanlan: I was voted most likely to get left behind on a field trip. Feels nice to be noticed for once.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 1 #vox machina #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #scanlan shorthalt #source: frank james #incorrect quotes

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Chetney: I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter who makes stairs.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #bell's hells #chetney pock o'pea #source: the office #incorrect quotes

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Orym: All right, who here has experience in hiding a body?

Everyone but Orym: [raises their hand]

Orym: Seriously?! Am I the only one who’s never hidden a body?

FCG: No time like the present!

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #bell's hells #orym of the air ashari #fcg #fresh cut grass #source: riverdale #incorrect quotes

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Beau: I’ve never heard my father say the word proud. It’s always like "Oh that’s it? That’s all you’ve done?" If I went to the moon, honestly, he would be like, "When are you going to Mars?"

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #beauregard lionett #thoreau lionett #source: master of none #incorrect quotes

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Orym: Where are you going?

Ashton: I need some air.

FCG: We have air inside.

Ashton: I like beer with my air.

#cr #critical role #bell's hells #critical role campaign 3 #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #fcg #fresh cut grass #source: golden girls #incorrect quotes

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Jester: I'm going to grab some snacks. Anyone want anything while I'm up? Caduceus: Oh, if you wouldn't mind, I'd love an apple! Jester: I said "snacks."

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #jester lavorre #caduceus clay #source: psych #incorrect quotes