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You know if Husk owns a casino and usually casinos have hotels it's not completely out of the question to assume that it's not his first time being involved in the running of a hotel.

And I guess technically wouldn't be Alastor's first rodeo either if he helps husk out with that.

Ooo but like imagine them owning a cozy lil bnb?

A lil Snooze n lose

Poker n snooze

I'm so tired yall I'll revisit this thought again later

#thus Alastor being like #I call upon the only bitch I trust LOL #headcanons #analysis

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{{I missed Munday yesterday, so have a hilarious picture of my god awful bed head LOL}}

#this is my life every morning #sometimes worse LOL #tst selfies #mun

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I'm convinced angels snap chat is just husk sleeping weird

#huskerdust

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How Alastor (abusively) sees his relationship with Husk.

#LOL #their entire relationship is built on banter sass and a war of wills and you cannot convince me otherwise #radiohusk

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"I kinda feel like an 🍊"

#I FOUND THIS ONE THE OTHER DAY #AND IT MAKES ME SO SOFT #THEY ARE SO GOOD FOR EACH OTHER #SCREMS #huskerdust

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He got them yaoi hands

{{OLD MAN YAOI HANDS SUPREMACY}}

#they got me feelin’ a VERY specific kinda way LOL #husk #crack is expensive

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hi he has back problems im him ( trust )

#I’ve had chronic back pain for so many years #that I’ve basically given up hope I’ll ever NOT be in constant pain lol #huskerdust

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I will never be normal about the HAND SIZE DIFFERENCE-

#the fact that those claws have eviscerated other sinners #but are so gentle with Angel #hdhsvdkfnsbshrd #FUCK ME UP THE SIZE DIFFERENCE #huskerdust

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Jokes on you. My eyes are already jarred!

“Oh good, one less step to jammin’ my jigger in your eye socket,” Husk retorted casually.

#you know that scene with The Joker and the pencil? LOL #ask husk #kitty is feeling spicy today haha

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Smears catnip all over the floor

Husk stood off the side, watching his keeper silently litter the freshly renovated carpet with the ground herb.

“Congrats, you just made a new mess for Niff to clean up…” Husk rolled his eyes and resumed bar inventory.

#bahahaha #Husk I like: this dumb mother fucker LOL #voodoodaaddy rp #alastor rp

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I made a fake anime ending scroll for a husk-centric harem anime

I think I've officially lost control of my life

#I’m always accepting new members to the Husk harem lol #I only just noticed that Adam got Husk’s bow tie off #as if Al didn’t have enough reason to have the guy LOL #hotel gang #husk #huskerdust #radiohusk #royalflush #catvideo #catwalk #*insert other ship names I don’t have yet lol*

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Hey pussy cat. Nip or silvervine?

“I’d be more inclined to say silvervine due to potency…if that stuff even worked on me. Honestly, do ya’ll keep forgettin’ I’m a human soul? Next person to call me “pussy cat” is gettin’ their eye gouged with a jigger…”

#Husk ain’t havin’ it today LOL #ask husk

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Husk almost saved Angel with a Royal Flush. Since I always read way too far into things, have some pointless card symbolism!

10 of Diamonds: the symbol of money and success in finances

Jack of Diamonds: a dishonest person

Queen of Spades: representative of judgment that is practical, logical, and intellectual

King of Clubs: those with a lot of power and authority

Ace of Hearts: new love, a new beginning, and the birth of newfound feelings

#THANK YOU FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL ADDITION AAAHH #husk #analysis

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{{If you’ve been hesitating to send me an ask starter, this is your sign to shoot your shot~}}

#I crave shenanigans

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{{But please do consider that Husk is the perfect height for dancing with a multi-limbed partner: Angel’s top set of arms can wrap around Husk’s neck while the lower pair can hold his hands~}}

Realistically, looking at the height difference, husk is like the worst height possible because he is too tall to rest his head on angels bottom shoulders, but too short to rest his head on the top shoulders. Not a good hugging height.

What was I cooking with this one?? Past me, explain

#there’s always a silver lining with #huskerdust

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What sky are you?

Tagged by: @staticintone

starry sky

you're sometimes overwhelmed by how much you feel, and you don't always know what to do with all those feelings. you value honesty. you want to feel at peace, and you try not to take the little things for granted. you believe you are part of something bigger than yourself. your actions and opinions reflect your care for other people. you're not necessarily an optimist but you hold onto hope. you take life as it comes, but you don't let it walk all over you

Tagging: @damnedrainbows @alteregozowie @radiomurdeer @angie-long-legs @spidersins @novasfixations @themosthatedbeingg @hacker-codeq @visage-of-hell and anyone else who wants to!

#husk #hazbin hotel husk #analysis #quiz

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They are conspiring your honor

#radiohusk