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tiredneutron · 29 minutes
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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"
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tiredneutron · 33 minutes
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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I believe in you (:
Thank you, this means a lot to me atm
I’m in the final stretch on uni and I’ve been struggling a lot with motivation among other things, so I really do appreciate this
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tiredneutron · 4 hours
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Danny Phantom Joins the Justice League with limitations. For the most part, they only call him to task for world ending threats, but he’s often spotted around the watch tower because it’s SPACE!
Anyway, Danny is in College by now he just finished midterms from hell and is basically a walking zombie. He’s at the watch tower because they have the best snacks and there’s also something horribly therapeutic about sleeping in space (clockwork says every king is assigned a domain and Danny’s is space so maybe that’s why. he’s also been in love with space as a whole since he first looked up at the night sky so maybe it’s some combination of both?)
So Danny’s shuffling along in his human form munching on some space snacks (because if there’s one thing the green lanturns are absolutely good for it’s providing none earth foods and Danny’s addicted to some of them) when the lights flicker. It’s only a moment, nothing too concerning. It was probably a solar flare. Danny ignores it, just like he ignores the whisp of smoke that came out of his mouth because space was always cold and what ghost would be dumb enough to fight him up here?
In Space.
Aka in King Phantom’s Domain?
….Skulker apparently.
But Danny is tired. Midterms from hell, remember? he steps into the conference room where all out war was taking place as this unknown entity apparently ripped a hole through reality to fight half the present members of the JL who are sorta kinda losing.
Danny takes one long look, contemplates turning around and leaving, before shooting single ectoblast that launched skulker into the wall.
The room goes quiet as they stare at Danny. From pst battles they know that little attack wasn’t even a fraction of his full power but it was still enough to take down this ghost even supers was struggling with?
“Skulker,” Danny says in greeting before crossing the room, clawing his own hole into the realms and tossing the ghost in. He sighs, debates stealing Batman’s coffee, decides against it ,and then nods to the rest of his team.
“Imma go sleep for a week. Kindly don’t need me unless the government tries to send another nuke into the infinite realms or if some other Eldritch abomination threats to literally eat the earth.”
The rest watch Danny walk away, but it’s the flash who speaks up first after their youngest departed.
“I’m sorry, when exactly did the government try to nuke an alternate dimension and why were we never informed of this?”
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tiredneutron · 4 hours
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There's an American town that John likes to use to freak people out. It's funny.
If he needs to talk to someone he doesn't like, he teleports them both to Amity Park for the discussion over some of those awful but strangely delicious Nasty Burgers.
Amity Park feels alive in a way it shouldn't. There's a dense fog, and the citizens of it come out of nowhere. Everyone moves like a buffering movie, and the air tastes metallic and rotted. There's whispers in languages no one can understand (That's a lie John knows what the ghosts are saying and it's hilarious), and for all that the town is full of people, if feels like stepping into someone else's empty home.
John's fine with it; it's just a town saturated with Death Magic, and the little ghost that claimed it as his territory already said John was fine to visit so long as he brought back souvenirs. It's a little offputting, but John's been by so many times it barely phases him anymore.
But it will never not be funny watching people he doesn't like squirming in the booth of a fastfood joint.
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tiredneutron · 4 hours
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so I draw hermitcraft art now
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anyway. onto better things
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tiredneutron · 23 hours
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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tiredneutron · 1 day
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I really wish we could get a scene where Percy reaches his breaking point and uses all his abilities at once. I want to see a proper earthquake. I want to see what he can do with his control over storms. Like, I want to see him move mountains - literally move mountains - to take care of business. Maybe the world is about to end. Maybe Annabeth is in danger. Maybe Estelle is in danger. Maybe his own children are in danger. There are several things that could make him so angry and scared that his limits shatter.
Children of Poseidon, even demigods, are often referred to as monsters. Because like the sea, they are brutal and merciless. And Poseidon has implied that Percy has surpassed every hero he’s ever seen, even hercules, when it comes to his capabilities and determination. Leo and Hazel have said you can physically feel and see his power, even if he’s not doing anything. I want to see Percy really tap into the godly part of him. I want him to send his enemies running for their mommies. And I want to read it from someone else’s point of view. Someone who can describe what it really looks and feels like.
Becasue imagine the most frightening, intimidating man you’ve even seen - his wolffish glare, embodied by his sharp features, frightening enough to paralyze you in fear - flying straight towards you on an angry black pegasus. Hundreds of other angry pegasi fan out on either side of him, looking like something out of a mythical nightmare. Then a dark, gigantic wave spanning several miles, taller than mountains, rises behind him. It’s towering over the valleys and hills, casting a shadow over the land, and coming right towards you, ready to demolish and drown every semblance of your existence. Then all of a sudden the entire sky is dark and the air is cold, and the storm hits you with unforgiving force. The brutal winds and sharp cold rain is so strong that you can barely stand. The booming cracks of thunder make your ears ring, and the blinding bolts of lightning light up the sky like electricity is at war with itself. And now… now the entire earth is shaking. The ground is rumbling beneath you so violently that every part of your body is painfully trembling, your teeth chattering and eyes bouncing. The earth around you is splitting into wide chasms, boulders tumbling and tress falling. Oh also a fucking volcano just blew up. It’s suddenly hard to breath as rock and dirt rain down on you, and you’re about to be burned and buried by miles worth of molten ash. Pompeii part 2, brought to you by Perseus Jackson.
Only this is 10x worse, because every natural element is out for your complete and utter destruction.
Because Percy controls all of that. And if he hits his breaking point, there’s no telling what he could do if he set his mind to it.
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tiredneutron · 1 day
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Got addicted to playing Hades so making it everyone else's problem
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tiredneutron · 2 days
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I've had the Wenis song stuck in my head for a goddamn week. I hope you're happy Sam Reich.
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tiredneutron · 2 days
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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
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tiredneutron · 2 days
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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