I shall start vomiting.
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ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ hehe
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Damn. The boys are here.
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Nothing better than a beverage.
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Me when I see that thing and it's full of juicy grapes.
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Aim lower.
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Flop.
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Come with me, never look back.
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Bliss is when you see rubbery animatronics and immediately think of them as your children.
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me seeing a tall clear vase with baby's breath cuttings sitting next to a cappuccino dusted with a layer of cocoa in the shape of a little cat and a penguin classics edition of mary shelley's frankenstein: aha dark academia coded....... someone's novelpilled
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I'm building up quite the library of "me with large novelty egg" images.
Greetings from the egg.
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Greetings from the egg.
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Surely bongos are the answer.
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I'm already living in the cyber future btw. I use an electric toothbrush.
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Affirmations.
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The only solution.
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I have seen the lord of hell and he looks just like this:
Drawing in mspaint with a mouse as a child gave me immense fortitude and strength. One of the devil's biggest temptations and trials.
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