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I Love David So Much AAAAAAA 😭😭😭

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ME N WHO

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when i get new sweatpants and get to wear my new sweatpants 😼😼

#sweatpants

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the last act of american psycho is a big mood bc I also run erratically, sweating from my forehead and having 77788 mental breakdowns over my doomed life

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bateman: Hey lets get sushi later

Luis: I FUCKING HATE JAPANESE PEOPLE!!!!!

bateman: ..😨

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i think patrick would be. tim price's number 1 defender

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found this in my drafts. what was I going on about

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as an active member of the hhn fandom I’ve been begging for this for YEARS 😭😭

Halloween Horror Nights Should make A Lost Boys House.

I'm begging them too.

#hhn #halloween horror nights #the lost boys 1987

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BATEMAN: Eclipse glasses. What do you think?

MCDERMOTT: Whoa. Very nice. Take a look.

BATEMAN: got them in the mail yesterday.

VAN PATTEN: Good structure.

BATEMAN: that’s paper. And they’re from somewhere called American Paper Optics.

McDERMOTT: American Paper Optics?

VAN PATTEN: It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.Look at this.

PRICE: That's really nice.

VAN PATTEN: soluna solar eclipse glasses. What do you think?

BATEMAN (clearly distraught): nice.

PRICE (holding the glasses up to the light): Jesus. This is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[Bateman stares at his own glasses and then enviously at McDermott's.]

BATEMAN (V.O.):I can’t believe that price prefers McDermotts eclipse glasses to mine.

PRICE: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

He holds up his own glasses.

PRICE: from NASA.

BATEMAN (choking with anxiety): Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s eclipse glasses.

#solar eclipse #eclipse #april 8 eclipse #american psycho #patrick bateman #paul allen #paul owen #timothy price #timothy bryce #eclipse glasses

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sean bateman is so funny bro imagine ur a suicidal drug dealer (and addict) and you have no idea that your investment banker brother is somehow in a worse mental state than you

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i love ibuprofen its like Lol.. im not feeling that

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hey…

why does so many clay puppington fan have this exact image as their pfp

#clay puppington #moral orel

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I forgor I made a patrick bateman and paul all*n edit with a song that played in the book during his murder have fun

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Reading American Psycho finally and although I anticipated the stomach wrenching details of murder what I wasn’t expecting was Bono giving Patrick Bateman a big boner as he sang to him at a U2 concert.

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mcdermott and patrick