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simon riley’s ass guy if you’re reading this i’m writing a drabble specifically based on your ask

#:0 #:D

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i think if roach was in the mw reboot, all of the shit with graves betrayal just wouldn’t have happened for no reason other than the fact that roach and graves would’ve been too busy fighting over being the token american southerner.

like graves is the old money “wealthy suburb with an acre front yard in texas” type southern where as roach is the florida man “everything’s legal if you can run fast enough” type southern.

graves makes fun of roach for growing up in the sticks and roach makes fun of graves for never having done a hard days work a day in his life. they sound like two red dead redemption npcs. no one can figure out what they’re saying.

the feud over how much sugar goes in a gallon of sweet tea could’ve lasted days, but ghost made a comment about all sweet tea being an abomination which made them unite under a common enemy.

price thanks him for getting them to stop. ghost is trying to get his pillow unstuck from the ceiling so he can sleep. he does not know what feud price is talking about.

#roach is a god damn florida man and i will die on that hill #roach cod #roach call of duty #gary roach sanderson #phillip graves #call of duty #queue #eventually they bond over their astonishment at an average wifi connection and complaining about racist relatives #everyone breathes a sigh of relief #also it doesn’t apply here in the slightest but teenaged rich boy graves stole a neighbor’s dog because they were mistreating it

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all i’m saying is if your ghost has a skinny type slutty waist and not a love handle type slutty waist i don’t want him.

either he’s built like a brick shithouse fit for an orc or toss him out. no well defined abs. no 0% body fat. motherfucker sees every single weight rack in the gym as a personal challenge

gimmie bulky tanky ghost or give me death

ghost has a double chin. why? because i said so. that’s why.

also because without the mask, his glare is still intimidating, befitting that of The Ghost. but, when it’s just him and soap, Ghost stays with the mask and in its place is just Simon.

Simon who has such a soft smile and looks at Johnny like he hung the moon and the stars. who can remove his armor and breathe easily. who doesn’t need to let his walls down but can still let Johnny in.

​ghost can still be scary but can also lay back and look up at soap with nothing but pure adoration…

that’s all double chins are cute and y’all need to stop acting like they ain’t

#this is specifically about 22 ghost #09 ghost is built like a wet cat that works out sometimes #like he looks like a twink and then he takes off his jacket and it’s a jumpscare bc he is actually a ripped twink #queue #i’m clearing out my drafts #be prepared for a lot of stupid with very little substance

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If Preston Garvey has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Preston Garvey has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Preston Garvey has only one fan then that is me. If Preston Garvey has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Preston Garvey, then I am against the world.

#amen #fallout 4 #fallout #preston garvey #i’ll never forgive bethesda for fucking up the quest system making everyone hate him :( #queue

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коллаб с @vintosik @arrboreddd

#me using my limited knowledge of the cryllic alphabet to sound out the two simplest words with the proficiency of a toddler 💪 #i knew learning russian on duolingo would come in handy #i’m practically fucking fluent! (so /j i’m still fucking learning plurals) #anyways #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #roach cod #cod mw2 #i really wish i knew enough to compliment this :( #but regardless of my ignorance this is very cute #i love them #queue

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ghost having a missing tooth. just a lateral incisor, lost it only a few years into the military, never bothered to have it properly replaced. he has a retainer with a fake tooth, sure, but that’s a special occasion sort of thing—because why would he wear something for cosmetic purposes when his face is hidden behind a mask most of the time?

but when he and soap start going out, particularly on leave, ghost suddenly finds himself self-conscious and constantly wearing that retainer. even makes the stupid decision of eating with it in on occasion just because he doesn’t want soap seeing the gap in his smile. which is weird for ghost, because he’s never felt embarrassed by it before—but maybe with soap and his perfect smile, it makes ghost feel like he’s lacking in contrast.

soap finds out on leave, when their departures were staggered and ghost arrived home two days later than soap. he never bothered with the retainer that day, too tired from travel and work, and doesn’t realize it’s missing until he’s pulling off his standard civilian-get-up-surgical-mask and smiling at soap in greeting.

it’s clear that soap notices immediately. his eyes flicker to the smile and a furrow finds his brow as he asked what happened in the past two days he was gone that had ghost missing a tooth.

ghost’s smile fades instantaneously before he ducks his head and mechanically utters out an explanation.

then soap asks to see his smile again. insists until ghost finally offers up a grimace, then contemplates it a moment before deeming it cute, of all things.

it’s only natural from there that soap does anything in his power to make ghost smile, because the missing tooth is something charming in a way soap can’t explain. it’s just so very ghost, and how could soap not love that?

#YES #GOD FUCK I LOVE LOVED IMPERFECTIONS #(quote imperfections unquote) #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #queue

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ghost’s civilian wardrobe is nothing but hawaiian shirts. soap is in utter disbelief the first time he sees it. ghost says they’re good bc:

it’s so fucking ugly, no one can stand to look at it for too long so he doesn’t draw attention

No one thinks the ghost would wear something so bright and stupid meaning he’s completely under cover every time he’s on leave

they’re cheap and an easy thrift

but he just really fucking likes how goddamn ugly they are

…

at least, that’s what he tells soap. and himself. in reality, they were always tommy’s thing. he always wore them to the point everyone knew that the safest gift to get him was the ugliest patterned shirts they could find. in every family photo, tommy was the easiest to spot with the brightest eye sore worn proudly with a smile.

after that cold night in december, all of their stuff was either donated or thrown away.

one day, ghost was thrift shopping (because even though now he had more money, habits from being raised in a poor home die hard) and saw one of them. he froze. at first, he thought it was just one that looked similar. but when he inspected it, it even had that old tear tommy had gotten simon to fix and sew up for him.

he grabbed it in a daze. he searched every rack in that store and found a few more hawaiian shirts. if they were tommy’s or not didn’t matter. he bought them. for days, he hunted through every thrift store in town buying every stupid patterned shirt he saw.

knowing that the few shirts he collected was the only thing he had left of his baby brother finally broke him. he probably looked insane, sitting in his old beat up pickup truck, surrounded by shopping bags from different stores, crying into a yellow and orange button up with flowers on it, and one sewn up tear on the sleeve. but it was tommy’s. and it was all he had.

at first, they were hidden away in a box. he lied to himself that it was because he wanted to keep them safe, but in reality, he couldn’t look at them without either wanting to cry or punch holes in the wall.

but, one christmas, he finally pulls his head out of his ass and grabs them. visits the cemetery in a stupid yellow and orange monstrosity of a shirt and complains that tommy couldn’t have had a better fashion sense.

he wears another when he has to go grocery shopping. and again when he runs errands. and again. and again. and again.

the first time one of them got something on it, he almost cried and pulled every trick his mother taught him about removing stains. the shadow of it persisted but the pattern covered most of it.

eventually, they became a staple of his wardrobe.

years later, soap watched ghosts careful routine he had for washing the shirts. they were always washed separately on delicate and air dried with routine inspections for any holes or tears. it would click later, when finding an old family photo, one with a young boy on simon’s shoulders and another man next to him in a familiar yellow and orange shirt, that perhaps simon hadn’t been entirely truthful when he said he just liked them.

simon was scared the first time soap did his laundry, but johnny always washed them with the same level of care, following the exact same routine. he still made fun of him (lovingly, of course), saying that crimes against fashion must run in the family.

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and further down the line, years later, they will be old and graying with wrinkles, wearing matching hawaiian shirts. johnny will complain about how ugly they are yet will still wear it happily (and tune out simon reminding him that it was johnnys idea to start matching)

#he also wears those skull and wolf shirts tucked in with a studded belt purely for the despair in soaps eyes #soap fell in love with a fashion disaster and ghost will spend the rest of their lives making him regret it #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #i can’t tell if this is nice sappy or hallmark cash grab sappy #sorry if it’s hallmark cash grab sappy

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Ghost Rider!AU

Do take in consideration John as the caretaker/cowboy ghost rider showing Ghost the ropes

#i know fuck all about ghost rider but i know this art is so fucking good #also i <3 cowboys #simon ghost riley #call of duty #captain price #john price #fanart #queue

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Overheard at Captain Price’s office:

Soap: I was diagnosed with awwwtism because I’m cute.

Price: For the last time. Give me your mental health assessment.

Soap: …

Soap: No.

#call of duty #captain price #john price #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #incorrect cod quotes #queue

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Captain MacTavish and his two cats.

#queue #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #fanart #soap x ghost #09 soapghost #the 09ers :’)

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no more pink

yellow is my new best friend

new pfp for me as you could've guessed

#cod mw2 #cod fanart #cod modern warfare #roach cod #gary roach sanderson #gary sanderson #call of duty fanart #call of duty #roach call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #he looks like a banana (/pos)

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Snork mimimi

(click for that quality BOOST(hopefully))

#THEM #cod #call of duty #roach cod #ghost cod #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #roach call of duty #ghost call of duty #ghostroach #fanart

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Soap, thinking out loud: "Roach has such puppy dog like eyes that I forget that I have watched him kill people while they begged for their lives."

Ghost:"I don't."

Soap:"yeah that's cuz you find it hot. you fuckin perv."

#call of duty #tbf violence is sexy #queue

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ghost has a double chin. why? because i said so. that’s why.

also because without the mask, his glare is still intimidating, befitting that of The Ghost. but, when it’s just him and soap, Ghost stays with the mask and in its place is just Simon.

Simon who has such a soft smile and looks at Johnny like he hung the moon and the stars. who can remove his armor and breathe easily. who doesn’t need to let his walls down but can still let Johnny in.

​ghost can still be scary but can also lay back and look up at soap with nothing but pure adoration…

that’s all double chins are cute and y’all need to stop acting like they ain’t

#screw you. double chin appreciation you cowards. #(/lh) #(i didn’t mean the screw you part im just energetic) #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #simon ghost riley #call of duty #queue

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Modern fallout is crazy because the series as a whole is about the faults of government, mainly american, and consumerism and being unethical for the sake of financial gain and then like elon musk is a fan and they used ai for promos for the tv show made by amazon. I'm starting to think these guys have never actually listened to the games dialogue or notes or anything and just ran around in fo4 shooting things.

#fallout #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fnv #fo4 #fallout 3 #fo3 #bethesda #it’s the same level of irony as DISNEY producing newsies #like brother #i have to laugh cause the only other option is to sigh dissapointedly #queue

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watching Arthur's handwriting get messier as time goes on hurts me more than anything.

usual handwriting

and then towards the end of chapter 6...

never fails to make my heart shatter

#credits to u/lafayette307 on reddit for the screenshots!!! #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #FUCK #THE ANOUNT OF TIMES IVE PLAYED AND READ THE JOURNAL #AND I NEVER EVEN NOTICED???? #queue

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Ghost, to Soap: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Soap, motioning to themself and Gaz: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

#call of duty #cod mw2 #incorrect cod quotes #cod mwii #john soap mactavish #incorrect call of duty quotes #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #redacted channel reference #queue