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90% of the time I just wanna go home.

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it’s so embarrassing liking showtunes because your friend will hand you the aux cord and ya gotta scroll through ur albums of puppets and andrew jackson and a lesbian cartoonist and teenagers experiencing sexual awakenings and presidential assassins and try so hard to look for something normal but all you have is a kidz bop cover of bulletproof by la roux, so you just kind of have to sit there scrolling through your music library until you get to your destination or until they forget that you were supposed to play music.

#i'm listening to guns and ships and you cant stop me

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Person who doesn’t normally swear: *swears*

Everyone within the nearest proximity to them:

#I no longer have this issue #I can't stop swearing #its a fucking problem

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don’t give me power over screencaps

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ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”

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#Sociology exam was awful #just guess durkheim #always guess durkheim

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me, a judge at a cat show: 10 out of 10. did you see his little feetsies? did you see his pink nose? beautiful. a grand specimen. and what a blep! bring on the next one. oh wow! 10 out of 10! did you see his--

#this is absolutely me #cats are adorable

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he can dish it out but he can’t take it. 

i can’t tell you where this came from, i just wanted bad star wars pickup lines… (also you bet luke was the one who taught rey the yoda line + a billion other awful ones. its canon. to me.)

#AHHHHH #true though #stormpilot #I want to hug them

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#Lizards! #Little cutie

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Fulfilling my life long dream of becoming a mermaid 💚💙

#you are a mermaid #Cute people

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Some cute ladies I doodled.

#so good #its adorable

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Nerdy Fact #1434: Wonder Woman was originally based on two women: the wife of creator William Marston and one of his former students that both he and his wife had sexual encounters with. 

(Source.)

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jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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#aahhh #peggy carter #haley atwell #wife

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erksine: i have created a Super Soldier

bucky: you ruined a perfectly good man is what you did. Look at him. He's jumping out of a plane.