Character had such good potential and yet they threw it all away
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tessa and jem are people who were born when etiquette was ETIQUETTE - kit herondale
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Fanfic author experience
Ch1 notes: hey everyone! This oneshot is my first ever fic so I hope I did well. My first language isn’t english so tell me if you find any mistakes (but please be nice!!!).
Ch 2: ok so I know I said it was a one shot but I kept thinking about it and had to add some more. There’s probably going to be one more chapter so there’s that to look forward to!
Ch26: you guys remember when I thought this was going to be a oneshot? Oh how wrong I was.
Ch40: sorry I couldn’t update last week, my car exploded and I was in the hospital. Anyway, smut warning for the next chapter.
Ch 50: it’s been like six years since I last updated but I was thinking about what torture I could put this poor bastard through and wrote five chapters in one sitting. I’ll post one a week based on the old update schedule and probably write some more if I have time. Maybe.
Chapter 72: I just got surgery done and they gave me the good drugs. Next few chapters will very much reflect that (in a good way…probably).
weird i didnt know you could send a mirror through the ask box
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Rossi: When I was married, you know what my wife often said to me?
Emily: Please stop sleeping with other people?
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not josh’s cake being as bland as he is
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MY SISTER JUST MET THIS GUY
he was lookin for his daughter at my sisters uni and she helped him find her smh
HE KILLS CHILDREN IN THE MOVIE AND TRIES TO KILL HIS OWN DAUGHTER omgomgomg
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Sometimes I feel like the world is trying to say something to me. For example, today I found a huge ass spider in my pants
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Fanfic idea: Ren keeps bringing back animals from his missions. Hux doesn't want them
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Vivian would love to hype anyone up during an event. For example:
Marianne: "Where's Vivian?"
Raymond: "She probably upstairs coming Cassidy's hair so she can be the P̷̺̺͑͂R̷͉̈́E̴̖̿̏T̷̪̩̋̃T̶͉͖̎͋I̵̹͛̿Ẽ̸̟̺͘S̵͙͝T̵͔̏ ̵͔̯̏G̶̻͍̓͝I̵̛̭̗R̴̨̂L̸͖͘ ̸̥̺͠Ȋ̵̥͜͝N̸̺̎ ̷̹̬̾̇T̵͈̻̽͑H̶͈̬̏Ë̸̺́ ̶͙͓̀P̵͓̍͗R̷͎͉̾Ĭ̴̃͜D̸͕̆̀E̵͎̺̅͂ ̸̗͊͑P̵̤̪̀͠A̵̩͌̇Ȑ̶͓̕A̵͓͌̚D̵͙̆Ȩ̷̃̏"
Vivian coming Cassidy's hair: "Y̴͍̭͊Ó̴̼U̸̢̪͝'̵͎̠͂R̵̟̗̀̍E̵̘̎͛ ̷̯̹̿G̷͓͛Ȏ̵̼͖̕N̴̩̈́N̸̙̭͋͘A̸͇͒ ̸̨͗B̴̰̒Ȩ̶̡̐ ̵̳̃T̵͕͗̃H̶͔̓̆E̸̩̻̓ ̶̥̙̓̉P̷̗͖̽R̷̯͇̂̆Ȅ̴͕͉Ṭ̷̀̒Ṭ̷̈́Ị̷̑E̵͇̬̾̓S̴̱͆̀T̴̢̚͝ ̸͙̃G̴̳͋I̶̱͂R̸͉̘͗̊L̷̲͖̀͌ ̵̦͇̒͠I̵̱̍̓Ń̵͚ ̷̩͒́T̶̤̝̑̆Ḫ̶̺̍̀E̴͓͉͒̋ ̶͔̓͋P̵͕̦͊͂R̴̨̠͝Į̷̊I̶̧͎̚I̷̼͔͋Ĭ̶̛̪Ì̷̢I̴̦̕Ĭ̸̠̫̈́I̵̺͜͝Ǐ̷̗̎-̶̊͐ͅ"
i am blitzed as hell and im reading this like it’s ai generated
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Sometimes, friendship is, you kick each other’s asses at every opportunity.
Mario explaining how the Smashers’ relationships work
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Sure I engage in a wide range of activities: obsessing, fixating, ruminating, perseverating, pondering, worrying, analysing, and yes with all the over-/hyper- other intensifying prefixes you could add! Also sometimes I look at a thesaurus
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