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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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i've read quite a few time loop fics and they are so good. but what about a fic about after a time loop?
this person, a veritable stranger, is looking at you like you hung the moon. they know things about you, things that they shouldn't. and you can't shake the feeling that something has changed since yesterday
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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"cowards and rat bastards" is probably my favourite even though ive never actually said it
people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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US literally is a teaching guide for war crimes.
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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Hello Danny phantom phandom
Plz accept me
I come baring gifts
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my mental image anytime i see someone leave this comment
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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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Good thing it was a short spin
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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Danny just starts speaking in ghost speak. He’s tired, it’s exam season, there’s a new ghost who’s a real fruitloop, and it’s getting harder to be human as he gets more tired.
He gives an entire speech in ghost speak, but it was on ghosts anyways so Mr Lancer was just impressed
On one of the nights he actually managed to get to sleep he got chased out of the house because he made a noise that no human should truely be able to when his parents tried to wake him up.
Being a ghost is in his nature now and it’s getting harder to act normal, especially because he keeps forgetting about ghost empathy and that he really shouldn’t know someone’s feeling that way.
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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Prompt #46
When Danny went into the portal, nothing came out, no ghost, no traumatized but still partially alive kid walked out. His fried corpse left slowly rotting in the unseen inside of the portal, somewhat preserved by the high levels of ectoplasm circulating through.
Months later, Maddie deactivated the portal to inspect the inside for any flaws that might cause the machine to malfunction.
She let out a blood-curdling scream when she found the ashen dead body of her previously missing son. His eye sockets were hollowed out pits of blackness, his skin was grey and crusty, his veins were black, she could see the shape of his skeleton under his skin. It was horrifying, but it was undeniably him.
She jumped back and out of the portal frame, collapsing into sobs as she realized where her son had been all this time and what had happened to him.
Danny awoke face up in the darkness of the portal, the only sounds he could hear were the wiring of various machines and a woman crying. He weakly lifted his hand to feel his face, it was dry and missing some bits. He tried to stand but immediately collapsed onto his hand and knees, so he started crawling towards the exit.
When he saw his mother heaving sobs a couple yards away from him, he tried to get her attention, his attempt at saying ‘mom’ come out more as a groan or moan, curtesy of his decayed vocal cords and stiff half-rotted lips.
You always see fics where his parents find his body in the back of the portal and connect the dots to realize Phantom’s Danny, but have you ever seen a fic where there is no ghost, only the body, but that body is still Danny?
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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Jack reluctantly teams up with Phantom to defeat a common enemy, but since he doesn't know the Ghost Boy's true identity he doesn't bother with the 'dad filter' when things go wrong....
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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what does a free palestine look like?
it looks like palestinians living freely in their homeland without fear of their homes being stolen, their children being kidnapped, their houses being bombed, their borders blockaded, their passports limited, their relatives unable to return to their own land, their produce and taxes and roads being controlled by a racist settler-colonialist entity, their livelihood and existence threatened by a genocidal occupation. it looks like full citizenship of their nation and freedom of movement and choice on their land. u know the basic human rights everyone in the world who is not under occupation has?
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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"i grew up reading percy jackson", "i grew up reading harry potter" yeah ok but where are the people that grew up reading deltora quest i need to find my people
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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INFORMATION: https://decolonizepalestine.com/faq (information about Palestine)
https://www.ochaopt.org/crisis (up to date information on reported death tolls)
https://bdsmovement.net/what-is-bds (information about the BDS movement)
https://www.jewishvoiceforpeace.org/2023/11/09/antisemitism-dangerous/ (short article about the difference between antisemitism and anti Zionism, and why conflating the two is dangerous. More articles from the same site here)
HOW YOU CAN HELP:
https://cartoonist.coop/journal/cartoonist-cooperative-buy-an-e-sim-for-gaza-donation-drive/ (esims allow Palestinians to contact each other+the outside world during Israel-created blackouts. Through this you can donate esims and get cool art)
https://donate.unrwa.org/-landing-page (UNRWA is a UN program created to provided lifesaving assistance, employment and direct relief to Palestinian refugees. Their funding was cruelly cut severely by several countries, including the US, during the humanitarian crisis in Gaza)
https://bdsmovement.net/Act-Now-Against-These-Companies-Profiting-From-Genocide (Palestinian-lead movement to challenge international support for Israeli apartheid+colonization through boycott, divestment, and sanctions [hence BDS]. Linked to their site earlier for more info, this is specifically what they’re calling on us to boycott+pressure and why, while emphasizing a need to focus effort on vocally boycotting a small number of brands for maximum impact)
LINK (CLICK ME) TO MORE WAYS YOU CAN HELP
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thisisindeedausername · 3 months
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Every day I have a big bowl of worms and millipedes for breakfast and then crawl to my job at the Scary Humanoid Factory. It’s tough work but someone has to do it. Last Thursday we made a huuuuuge batch of guys with long arms and crooked legs and no eyes. Yesterday I helped cook up some guys with pure white skin and solid black eyes but the mixture was defective so they came out looking like a boy band or whatever. They pay me in teeth.
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