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Error: can’t talk right now I’m busy being a danger to myself
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Error: can’t talk right now I’m busy being a danger to myself
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Dust: sometimes I’ll call the number on those lost dog flyers and start barking into the phone when they answer
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Sans: I swear on my life!
Papyrus: I’ve seen your life swear on something else
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Cross: gonna start referring to all my past trauma as lore
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Epic: I’m gay for you. And you’re gay for me.
Fresh: Cross why’re you gay for that guy?
Cross: I’m not! He’s talking stupid!
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Razz: I’m like if a girl was born to be in a band but with no musical talent or knowledge whatsoever
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Nightmare: get you a boyfriend who says things like “I dunno about this boss”
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Cross: water is like the oldest beverage ever and yet there’s no nickname for it. Like no one ever says anything like “let me get a glass of that clear”
Epic: sippin on moist
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Blue: next time I get played I’m just gonna taze him. Now we’re both shocked
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Horror: why do fruits and veggies expire so quickly like give me a chance babe I’m trying
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Lust: if the ‘royal guard’ is meant to serve why are their uniforms so ugly
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Red: when Billie Eilish said ‘I don’t talk shit about you on the internet’ I never related to anything less in my life
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Dream: the important question is would You date you
Blue: I’d be standing outside my own house in the rain holding a boombox
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Error: I’ve been nothing but insane to you and This is how you treat me?!
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*In the corner of a room*
Killer: Whaddya think would happen if we swipe all of Error's & Cross' chocolate stashes & made them believe the other was at fault?
Ink: An all-out war? Better question is who'd take who's side? Blue's most likely gonna video tape the whole thing for later
Error: *sitting on the couch, knitting* You know we can hear you, right?
Ink: I was gonna put it all in the Anti-Void for you to later find Ruru
Killer & Cross: INK!!!
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