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"it's so easy to write a book" oh i just KNOW she was cackling bitterly to herself as she wrote that line

Unnatural death

New book

Oh god. Parker is embarrassed thinking peter is taking him to meet his mistress and I'll bet anything this woman is like. A scientific consultant or something

#lord peter wimsey

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

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why am i not surprised that peter loves gossipy old women. of course he does, look at his mother. and of course he keeps one on his payroll for intelligence gathering.

gotta admit, though, i didn't call him comparing them to a renewable resource being mismanaged by the government though. that one was a surprise xD

Unnatural death

New book

Oh god. Parker is embarrassed thinking peter is taking him to meet his mistress and I'll bet anything this woman is like. A scientific consultant or something

#lord peter wimsey

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*squints suspiciously at the last paragraph I wrote* are you. coherent?

#writing

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He wriggled into the window seat. What a wonderful physical description lol

Ah. Miss climpson is some sort of researcher or assistant not a scientist. Still, I knew she wouldn't be a mistress lol

Unnatural death

New book

Oh god. Parker is embarrassed thinking peter is taking him to meet his mistress and I'll bet anything this woman is like. A scientific consultant or something

#lord peter wimsey

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Unnatural death

New book

Oh god. Parker is embarrassed thinking peter is taking him to meet his mistress and I'll bet anything this woman is like. A scientific consultant or something

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Teatro Regio opened in 1740 in Turin, Italy with this gorgeous interior remodel completed in 1973

#hey fox #this is kinda what i pictured when you described that crystal room in your fic

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what a satisfying ending. peter gets his dramatic last-minute court entrance. mr grimethorpe shows up just in time to get bodied by a taxi and die. the newly freed mrs grimethorpe looks at peter's bro whom she had an affair with and is like, actually, despite the fact that i risked my life to save yours from a murder charge, upon further reflection i don't like you that much i just hated my husband and you were there and polite, which put you leagues ahead of him at the time, but now that he's dead i have so many more options for a happy life. and then gets to go on a shopping trip with peter, the objectively better brother. and then peter gets to finally take a break to celebrate with The Boys, get blitzed out of his mind, and climb a statue. excellent wrap-up

Clouds of Witness

new book new post so people don't have to keep scrolling (and can also block or blacklist this one if you don't want to see it)

starting this book like oh yes, it's so nice he and bunter get a bit of a travel rest cure for his ptsd, oh what's this BIG BRO HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR MURDER?!

hoping gerald(?) is less of an absolute bastard than the LAST book i read about an aristocrat in the 1920s trying to acquit his older brother lol

#lord peter wimsey

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#disability #ableism #income inequality #billionaires

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#disability #chronic illness

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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

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Yeah I got to that part in the audiobook like...5 minutes into completely untranslated, unbroken wall of French text is when I realized oh, THAT'S why the narrator had such immaculate pronunciation in the earlier little sprinkled in phrases throughout, because they knew he was going to have to do THAT lol. And I didn't know whether it was going to be translated at all

Anyway, glad the published put their foot down on THAT one at least. Like, I get her point that you COULD get by without it since sir impey summarizes it all again in his closing remarks in the courtroom, but at the same time. The snobbery of it all if true lol

Clouds of Witness

new book new post so people don't have to keep scrolling (and can also block or blacklist this one if you don't want to see it)

starting this book like oh yes, it's so nice he and bunter get a bit of a travel rest cure for his ptsd, oh what's this BIG BRO HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR MURDER?!

hoping gerald(?) is less of an absolute bastard than the LAST book i read about an aristocrat in the 1920s trying to acquit his older brother lol

#lord peter wimsey

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supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution

#supernatural

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PATRICK SWAYZE as Vida Boheme in To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

#to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar

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CW: animal death

People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3

#grief

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please read by Mary Ruefle

#poetry